DREYFUS VARIABLE INVESTMENT FUND
N-30D, 2000-02-23
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Dreyfus Variable
Investment Fund,
Zero Coupon 2000 Portfolio

ANNUAL REPORT December 31, 1999

(reg.tm)





The  views  expressed herein are current to the date of this report. These views
and  the composition of the portfolio are subject to change at any time based on
market and other conditions.

   * Not FDIC-Insured
   * Not Bank-Guaranteed
   * May Lose Value

Year 2000 Issues (Unaudited)

The portfolio could be adversely affected if the computer systems used by
Dreyfus and the portfolio's other service providers do not properly process and
calculate date-related information from and after January 1, 2000. Dreyfus has
taken steps designed to avoid year 2000-related problems in its systems and to
monitor the readiness  of other service providers.  In addition, issuers of
securities in which the portfolio invests may be adversely affected by year
2000-related problems. This could have an impact on the value of the portfolio's
investments and its share price.


                                 Contents

                                 THE PORTFOLIO
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                             2   Letter from the President

                             3   Discussion of Performance

                             6   Portfolio Performance

                             7   Statement of Investments

                             8   Statement of Financial Futures

                             9   Statement of Assets and Liabilities

                            10   Statement of Operations

                            11   Statement of Changes in Net Assets

                            12   Financial Highlights

                            13   Notes to Financial Statements

                            17   Report of Independent Auditors

                                 FOR MORE INFORMATION
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                                 Back Cover

                                                                  The Portfolio
                                              Dreyfus Variable Investment Fund,
                                                     Zero Coupon 2000 Portfolio

LETTER FROM THE PRESIDENT

Dear Shareholder:

We  are  pleased  to  present this annual report for Dreyfus Variable Investment
Fund,  Zero  Coupon 2000 Portfolio, covering the 12-month period from January 1,
1999,  through December 31, 1999. Inside, you'll find valuable information about
how  the  portfolio  was  managed  during  the  reporting  period,  including  a
discussion  with  Gerald Thunelius, portolio manager and a member of the Dreyfus
Taxable Fixed Income Team that manages the portfolio.

The  past  year  was  challenging  for  most fixed-income investors. Faster than
expected  economic  growth  in  the  U.S.  and  overseas  fueled  concerns  that
long-dormant  inflationary  pressures  might re-emerge, potentially reducing the
future  value of bonds' interest and principal payments. These concerns prompted
the  Federal  Reserve  Board  to raise key short-term interest rates three times
during  the summer and fall of 1999 in an attempt to prevent a reacceleration of
inflation.

While  U.S.  Treasury and agency securities declined sharply in this environment
during 1999, prices of higher yielding securities -- such as corporate bonds and
mortgage-backed  securities  --  fell less severely. In an environment of robust
economic  growth,  investors  appeared  more  comfortable  owning bonds that are
influenced  primarily  by  credit risk, and they seemed to avoid securities that
are most affected by interest-rate risk.

We  appreciate  your  confidence over the past year, and we look forward to your
continued  participation  in  Dreyfus Variable Investment Fund, Zero Coupon 2000
Portfolio.

Sincerely,


Stephen E. Canter
President and Chief Investment Officer
The Dreyfus Corporation
January 14, 2000




DISCUSSION OF PERFORMANCE

Gerald Thunelius, Portfolio Manager  Dreyfus Taxable Fixed Income Team

How did Dreyfus Variable Investment Fund,  Zero Coupon 2000 Portfolio perform
during the period?

For the 12-month period ended December 31, 1999, the Dreyfus Variable Investment
Fund,  Zero Coupon 2000 Portfolio produced a total return, including share price
changes  and  dividend income generated, of 2.69%.(1) In comparison, the Merrill
Lynch U.S. Treasury Coupon 1-Year Strips Index produced a 4.34% total return and
the  Merrill  Lynch  U.S.  Treasury  Coupon 2-Year Strips Index produced a 2.32%
total  return  for the same period.(2) Income dividends paid from net investment
income   during  the  period  amounted  to  $0.656  per  share,  representing  a
distribution rate per share of 5.39%.(3)

We  attribute the portfolio's modest performance to a declining bond market in a
rising  interest-rate  environment. We attribute our positive performance to our
duration  management  strategy, which kept the portfolio's average duration -- a
measure  of  sensitivity to changing interest rates -- considerably shorter than
the average for our peer group.

What is the portfolio's investment strategy?

The  portfolio  seeks  as  high  an  investment return as is consistent with the
preservation of capital. To pursue this goal, the portfolio invests primarily in
debt   obligations   issued   by  the  U.S.  government  and  its  agencies  and
instrumentalities  that  have been stripped of their unmatured interest coupons,
and  interest  coupons  that  have  been  stripped  from these debt obligations

The term "stripped securities" refers to a debt obligation that does not entitle
the  holder  to  any  periodic  payments of interest prior to maturity. Stripped
securities  are  bonds  that are issued and traded at a discount from their face
amount.  The  discount  varies  depending  on  the  time of maturity, prevailing
interest    rates    and    the    perceived    credit    qual   The   Portfoli


DISCUSSION OF PERFORMANCE (CONTINUED)

ity  of  the  issuer. Investors who hold stripped securities until maturity know
the   total   amount   of   their   return   at   the   time   of   investment.

At  least  65%  of  the  portfolio' s  assets  will  be  invested in zero coupon
securities  that  mature  on  or  about  December  31,  2000.  On that date, the
portfolio  will  be liquidated. Prior to December 31, 2000, shareholders will be
informed  of  the liquidation of the portfolio and will be given the opportunity
to  exchange  their  investment  for  another  portfolio of the Dreyfus Variable
Investment  Funds.  If  the  portfolio  has  not  received instructions from its
shareholders before the liquidation date, their investment will automatically be
invested in the Dreyfus Variable Investment Fund, Money Market Portfolio.

What other factors influenced the portfolio's performance?

Like  virtually  all  fixed-income  investments, the bonds in the portfolio were
adversely affected by rising interest rates throughout the year.

Soon  after  the  reporting  period  began,  it  became  apparent  that overseas
economies  were  beginning  to  recover from 1998's global financial crisis, and
that the growth of the U.S. economy was stronger than most analysts expected. In
this environment, investors began to move away from U.S. Treasury securities, to
which  they had previously fled during the worst of the global financial crisis.
They  moved instead into higher yielding, riskier assets. This caused the prices
of  U.S.  Treasury  securities  to  fall  from relatively high levels, while the
prices of corporate bonds rallied from depressed prices.

During  the  second,  third  and  fourth  quarters of 1999, economic strength in
domestic  and overseas markets raised concerns among U.S. fixed-income investors
that  inflationary  pressures  might re-emerge. In response, the Federal Reserve
Board increased short-term interest rates three times during the summer and fall
of  1999 in an attempt to forestall a reacceleration of inflation. These changes
in monetary policy caused the prices of most bonds to fall.

However,  corporate  bonds  generally  fell  less  severely  than prices of U.S.
government  securities  during  the  second  half  of the year. That's primarily
because    corporate    bonds    tend    to    be    more   sensitive   to   th

credit  quality  of their issuers, which generally improves in a strong economy,
and less sensitive to interest-rate trends.

What is the portfolio's current strategy?

The  portfolio' s  final  year  is underway and we have begun to prepare for its
eventual  liquidation  on  December 31, 2000. The first step in that process has
been  to reduce our holdings of longer term corporate and U.S. government agency
securities  that  mature  after  the  anticipated liquidation date. We have been
redeploying  those  assets  to shorter term U.S. Treasury securities, which have
the  liquidity  characteristics  required for timely conversion to cash when the
time comes.

As  we  move  closer  to  liquidation  on  December  31, 2000, we can expect the
portfolio' s average duration to become incrementally shorter. If interest rates
continue  to  rise, this position should help cushion the portfolio from adverse
market  movements.  If  interest  rates  reverse  course  and fall, however, the
portfolio' s  short  average  duration  is  unlikely  to help it capture all the
benefits of positive market developments.

January 14, 2000

(1)  TOTAL RETURN INCLUDES REINVESTMENT OF DIVIDENDS AND ANY CAPITAL GAINS PAID.
PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS. SHARE PRICE, YIELD AND
INVESTMENT RETURN FLUCTUATE SO THAT UPON REDEMPTION, PORTFOLIO SHARES MAY BE
WORTH MORE OR LESS THAN THEIR ORIGINAL COST. THE PORTFOLIO'S PERFORMANCE DOES
NOT REFLECT THE DEDUCTION OF ADDITIONAL CHARGES AND EXPENSES IMPOSED IN
CONNECTION WITH INVESTING IN VARIABLE INSURANCE CONTRACTS, WHICH WILL REDUCE
RETURNS.

(2)  SOURCE: BLOOMBERG L.P. -- THE MERRILL LYNCH U.S. TREASURY COUPON 1-YEAR AND
2-YEAR STRIPS INDEXES ARE UNMANAGED ZERO-COUPON INDEXES WITH CONSTANT MATURITY
AND DURATION. THE INDEXES DO NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT CHARGES, FEES AND OTHER
EXPENSES.

(3)  DISTRIBUTION RATE PER SHARE IS BASED UPON DIVIDENDS PER SHARE PAID FROM NET
INVESTMENT INCOME DURING THE 12-MONTH PERIOD, DIVIDED BY THE NET ASSET VALUE PER
SHARE AT THE END OF THE PERIOD.

                                                        The Portfolio

PORTFOLIO PERFORMANCE

Comparison of change in value of $10,000 investment in Dreyfus Variable
Investment Fund, Zero Coupon 2000 Portfolio and the Merrill Lynch U.S. Treasury
Coupon 1-Year Strips Index
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Average Annual Total Returns AS OF 12/31/99

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                                                            Inception                                                From
                                                              Date             1 Year             5 Years          Inception
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<S>                                                          <C>               <C>                <C>               <C>

PORTFOLIO                                                    8/31/90            2.69%              7.36%             8.83%
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(+)  SOURCE: BLOOMBERG L.P.

PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT PREDICTIVE OF FUTURE PERFORMANCE.

The portfolio's performance does not reflect the deduction of additional charges
and expenses imposed in connection with investing in variable insurance
contracts which will reduce returns.

THE ABOVE GRAPH COMPARES A $10,000 INVESTMENT MADE IN DREYFUS VARIABLE
INVESTMENT FUND, ZERO COUPON 2000 PORTFOLIO ON 8/31/90 (INCEPTION DATE) TO A
$10,000 INVESTMENT MADE IN THE MERRILL LYNCH U.S. TREASURY COUPON  1-YEAR STRIPS
INDEX ON THAT DATE. ALL DIVIDENDS AND CAPITAL GAIN DISTRIBUTIONS ARE REINVESTED.
UNLIKE THE MERRILL LYNCH U.S. TREASURY COUPON 1-YEAR STRIPS INDEX, THE
PORTFOLIO'S PAST PERFORMANCE GENERALLY REFLECTS THE HIGHER PERFORMANCE OF
SECURITIES WITH MATURITIES GREATER THAN ONE YEAR.

THE PORTFOLIO'S PERFORMANCE SHOWN IN THE LINE GRAPH TAKES INTO ACCOUNT ALL
APPLICABLE FEES AND EXPENSES OF THE PORTFOLIO. THE MERRILL LYNCH U.S. TREASURY
COUPON 1-YEAR STRIPS INDEX IS AN UNMANAGED ZERO COUPON INDEX WITH CONSTANT
MATURITY AND DURATION. THE INDEX DOES NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT CHARGES, FEES AND
OTHER EXPENSES. FURTHER INFORMATION RELATING TO PORTFOLIO PERFORMANCE, INCLUDING
EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS, IF APPLICABLE, IS CONTAINED IN THE FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
SECTION OF THE PROSPECTUS AND ELSEWHERE IN THIS REPORT.




STATEMENT OF INVESTMENTS

December 31, 1999

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                                                                                              Principal
BONDS AND NOTES--99.2%                                                                       Amount ($)               Value ($)
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<S>                                                                                           <C>                        <C>

FOREIGN--2.6%

Deutsche Bank AG,

   Medium-Term Notes, Zero Coupon, 2000                                                       1,000,000                  995,710

MUNICIPAL BONDS--3.7%

New Jersey Economic Development Authority,

  State Pension Funding Bonds, Ser. 1997B,

   Zero Coupon, 2001                                                                          1,500,000                1,391,250

U.S. GOVERNMENTS--42.9%

U.S. Treasury Notes

   Principal Strips, Zero Coupon, 11/15/2000                                                 17,000,000               16,147,960

U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCIES--50.0%

Chattanooga Valley,

   Secured First Mortgage, Zero Coupon, 1/1/2000                                                176,000                  176,000

FACO Coupon Strips,

   Ser. 97-1, Zero Coupon, 7/21/2000                                                          4,743,000                4,584,655

FICO Coupon Strips,

   Ser. 1, Zero Coupon, 11/11/2000                                                            1,132,000                1,072,115

Federal Home Loan Mortgage:

   Coupon Strips, Zero Coupon, 5/15/2000                                                      5,000,000                4,887,250

   Principal Strips, Zero Coupon, 5/15/2000                                                   1,000,000                  979,106

Tennessee Valley Authority,

   Coupon Strips, Zero Coupon, 11/1/2000                                                      3,000,000                2,851,188

   Principal Strips, Zero Coupon, 11/1/2000                                                   4,500,000                4,271,108

                                                                                                                      18,821,422

TOTAL BONDS AND NOTES

   (cost $37,420,066)                                                                                                 37,356,342
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SHORT-TERM INVESTMENTS--.7%
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U.S. TREASURY BILLS;

  4.82%, 1/13/2000

   (cost $269,536)                                                                              270,000  (a)             269,652
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TOTAL INVESTMENTS (cost $37,689,602)                                                              99.9%               37,625,994

CASH AND RECEIVABLES (NET)                                                                          .1%                   36,751

NET ASSETS                                                                                       100.0%               37,662,745

(A) PARTIALLY HELD BY THE CUSTODIAN IN A SEGREGATED ACCOUNT AS COLLATERAL FOR OPEN FINANCIAL FUTURES POSITIONS.
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SEE NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS.

                                                        The Portfolio

STATEMENT OF FINANCIAL FUTURES

December 31, 1999

<TABLE>

                                                                             Market Value                          Unrealized
                                                                                  Covered                        (Depreciation)
                                                       Contracts          By Contracts ($)      Expiration      at 12/31/99 ($)
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<S>                                                          <C>                 <C>            <C>                   <C>

FINANCIAL FUTURES SHORT

U.S. Treasury 5 Year Notes                                    54                 5,292,844     March 2000             (66,383)

U.S. Treasury Bonds                                            1                    90,937     March 2000                (250)
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SEE NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS.


STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES

December 31, 1999

                                                              Cost        Value
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ASSETS ($):

Investments in securities--See Statement of Investments  37,689,602  37,625,994

Cash                                                                    101,813

Prepaid expenses                                                          1,246

                                                                     37,729,053
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LIABILITIES ($):

Due to The Dreyfus Corporation and affiliates                            18,214

Payable for futures variation margin--Note 4(a)                          17,305

Accrued expenses                                                         30,789

                                                                         66,308
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NET ASSETS ($)                                                       37,662,745
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COMPOSITION OF NET ASSETS ($):

Paid-in capital                                                      38,047,273

Accumulated undistributed investment income--net                          5,198

Accumulated net realized gain (loss) on investments and financial
futures                                                               (259,485)

Accumulated net unrealized appreciation (depreciation)
  on investments [including ($66,633) net unrealized
  depreciation on financial futures]--Note 4(b)                       (130,241)
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NET ASSETS ($)                                                       37,662,745
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SHARES OUTSTANDING

(unlimited number of $.001 par value shares of Beneficial Interest authorized)
3,095,348

NET ASSET VALUE, offering and redemption price per share ($)             12.17

SEE NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS.

                                                        The Portfolio


STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS

Year Ended December 31, 1999

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INVESTMENT INCOME ($):

INTEREST INCOME                                                      2,282,690

EXPENSES:

Investment advisory fee--Note 3(a)                                     172,383

Auditing fees                                                           24,636

Prospectus and shareholders' reports                                    17,694

Custodian fees--Note 3(a)                                               10,043

Legal fees                                                               1,662

Shareholder servicing costs                                              1,611

Trustees' fees and expenses--Note 3(b)                                     615

Loan commitment fees--Note 2                                               314

Registration fees                                                           61

Miscellaneous                                                           14,418

TOTAL EXPENSES                                                         243,437

INVESTMENT INCOME--NET                                               2,039,253
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REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN (LOSS) ON INVESTMENTS--NOTE 4 ($):

Net realized gain (loss) on investments                               (71,361)

Net realized gain (loss) on financial futures                           6,860

NET REALIZED GAIN (LOSS)                                              (64,501)

Net unrealized appreciation (depreciation) on investments
  [including ($66,633) net unrealized (depreciation) on financial
futures]                                                             (965,706)

NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN (LOSS) ON INVESTMENTS             (1,030,207)

NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM OPERATIONS                1,009,046

SEE NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS.


STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS

                                                       Year Ended December 31,
                                                   -----------------------------
                                                     1999                 1998
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OPERATIONS ($):

Investment income--net                          2,039,253            1,954,940

Net realized gain (loss) on investments          (64,501)               88,493

Net unrealized appreciation (depreciation)
   on investments                               (965,706)              467,097

NET INCREASE (DECREASE) IN NET ASSETS
   RESULTING FROM OPERATIONS                    1,009,046            2,510,530
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DIVIDENDS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM ($):

INVESTMENT INCOME--NET                        (2,034,055)          (1,955,398)
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BENEFICIAL INTEREST TRANSACTIONS ($):

Net proceeds from shares sold                   9,409,530           9,622,198

Dividends reinvested                            2,034,055           1,955,398

Cost of shares redeemed                      (11,283,823)          (8,710,873)

INCREASE (DECREASE) IN NET ASSETS FROM
   BENEFICIAL INTEREST TRANSACTIONS              159,762            2,866,723

TOTAL INCREASE (DECREASE) IN NET ASSETS         (865,247)           3,421,855
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NET ASSETS ($):

Beginning of Period                            38,527,992           35,106,137

END OF PERIOD                                  37,662,745           38,527,992

Undistributed investment income--net                5,198                 --
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CAPITAL SHARE TRANSACTIONS (SHARES):

Shares sold                                       762,726              770,401

Shares issued for dividends reinvested            165,546              157,239

Shares redeemed                                 (915,601)            (698,443)

NET INCREASE (DECREASE) IN SHARES OUTSTANDING      12,671              229,197

SEE NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS.

                                                        The Portfolio

FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS

The  following table describes the performance for the fiscal periods indicated.
Total  return  shows  how  much  your  investment  in  the  portfolio would have
increased  (or  decreased)  during  each period, assuming you had reinvested all
dividends   and   distributions.  These  figures  have  been  derived  from  the
portfolio's financial statements.

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                                                                                            Year Ended December 31,
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                                                                 1999           1998           1997           1996          1995
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<S>                                                              <C>            <C>            <C>           <C>            <C>

PER SHARE DATA ($):

Net asset value, beginning of period                            12.50          12.30          12.29          12.70         11.39

Investment Operations:

Investment income--net                                            .66            .67            .69            .68           .69

Net realized and unrealized
   gain (loss) on investments                                    (.33)           .20            .14           (.36)         1.31

Total from Investment Operations                                  .33            .87            .83            .32          2.00

Distributions:

Dividends from investment income--net                            (.66)          (.67)          (.69)          (.68)         (.69)

Dividends from net realized gain
   on investments                                                  --            --            (.13)          (.05)           --

Total Distributions                                              (.66)          (.67)          (.82)          (.73)         (.69)

Net asset value, end of period                                  12.17          12.50          12.30          12.29         12.70
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TOTAL RETURN (%)                                                 2.69           7.27           7.01           2.59         17.95
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RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA (%):

Ratio of expenses to average net assets                           .64            .59            .61            .66           .68

Ratio of net investment income
   to average net assets                                         5.32           5.41           5.65           5.54          5.73

Decrease reflected in above expense ratios
   due to undertakings by
   The Dreyfus Corporation                                         --            --              --             --           .03

Portfolio Turnover Rate                                         57.23          84.71         200.54          98.28         49.43
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Net Assets, end of period ($ x 1,000)                          37,663         38,528         35,106         31,796        22,291

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SEE NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS.


NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS

NOTE 1--Significant Accounting Policies:

Dreyfus Variable Investment Fund (the "fund") is registered under the Investment
Company  Act  of  1940,  as  amended  (the  "Act" ), as  an  open-end management
investment  company,  operating  as a series company currently offering thirteen
series,  including  the  Zero  Coupon  2000  Portfolio  (the "portfolio") and is
intended  to  be  a  funding vehicle for variable annuity contracts and variable
life insurance policies to be offered by the separate accounts of life insurance
companies.  The  portfolio  is  a diversified series. The portfolio's investment
objective  is  to provide as high an investment return as is consistent with the
preservation  of  capital.  The  Dreyfus  Corporation  ("Dreyfus") serves as the
portfolio' s  investment adviser. Dreyfus is a direct subsidiary of Mellon Bank,
N.A.  (" Mellon" ), which  is  a  wholly-owned  subsidiary  of  Mellon Financial
Corporation.  Premier  Mutual  Fund  Services,  Inc.  is  the distributor of the
portfolio's shares, which are sold without a sales charge.

The  fund accounts separately for the assets, liabilities and operations of each
series.  Expenses  directly  attributable  to  each  series  are charged to that
series'  operations;  expenses  which are applicable to all series are allocated
among them on a pro rata basis.

The  portfolio' s financial statements are prepared in accordance with generally
accepted accounting principles which may require the use of management estimates
and assumptions. Actual results could differ from those estimates.

(A)   PORTFOLIO  VALUATION:  Investments  in  securities  (excluding  short-term
investments  other  than  U.S.  Treasury Bills and financial futures) are valued
each  business day by an independent pricing service ("Service") approved by the
Board of Trustees. Investments for which quoted bid prices are readily available
and  are  representative  of  the  bid side of the market in the judgment of the
Service are valued at the mean between the quoted bid prices (as obtained by the
Service  from dealers in such securities) and asked prices (as calculated by the
Service  based  upon  its  evaluation  of the market for such securities). Other
investments  (which  constitute  a  majority  of the portfolio's securities) are
carried at fair value as determined by the Service, based on meth The Portfolio

NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS (CONTINUED)

ods which include consideration of: yields or prices of securities of comparable
quality,  coupon,  maturity and type; indications as to values from dealers; and
general market conditions. Securities for which there are no such valuations are
valued  at  fair  value as determined in good faith under the Board of Trustees.
Short-term  investments, excluding U.S. Treasury Bills, are carried at amortized
cost,  which  approximates value. Financial futures are valued at the last sales
price  on  the securities exchange on which such securities are primarily traded
or  at  the  last sales price on the national securities market on each business
day.

(B)  SECURITIES  TRANSACTIONS AND INVESTMENT INCOME: Securities transactions are
recorded  on  a  trade  date  basis.  Realized  gain  and  loss  from securities
transactions  are  recorded  on  the  identified  cost  basis.  Interest income,
including,  where  applicable,  amortization  of  discount  on  investments,  is
recognized  on  the accrual basis. Under the terms of the custody agreement, the
portfolio  received  net  earnings  credits  of  $4,162  during the period ended
December  31,  1999  based  on  available  cash balances left on deposit. Income
earned under this arrangement is included in interest income.

(C)  DIVIDENDS  TO SHAREHOLDERS: Dividends are recorded on the ex-dividend date.
Dividends  from  investment  income-net are declared and paid monthly. Dividends
from  net realized capital gain are normally declared and paid annually, but the
portfolio  may  make  distributions  on a more frequent basis to comply with the
distribution  requirements of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, as amended (the
" Code" ). To the extent that net realized capital gain can be offset by capital
loss carryovers, it is the policy of the portfolio not to distribute such gain.

(D)  FEDERAL  INCOME  TAXES:  It  is  the policy of the portfolio to continue to
qualify  as a regulated investment company, if such qualification is in the best
interests  of  its  shareholders, by complying with the applicable provisions of
the  Code,  and to make distributions of taxable income sufficient to relieve it
from substantially all Federal income and excise taxes.

The  portfolio  has  an  unused capital loss carryover of approximately $221,000
available  for  Federal  income  tax  purposes  to be applied against future net
securities profits, if any, realized subsequent to

December  31,  1999.  This  amount  is  calculated  based  on Federal income tax
regulations  which  may  differ  from  financial  reporting  in  accordance with
generally  accepted  accounting  principles.  If  not  applied,  $146,000 of the
carryover expires in fiscal 2005 and $75,000 expires in fiscal 2007.

NOTE 2--Bank Line of Credit:

The  portfolio  participates  with other Dreyfus-managed funds in a $500 million
redemption  credit  facility  (the  "Facility" ) to be utilized for temporary or
emergency  purposes,  including  the  financing  of  redemptions.  In connection
therewith,  the  portfolio  has  agreed  to  pay commitment fees on its pro rata
portion  of the Facility. Interest is charged to the portfolio at rates based on
prevailing  market  rates in effect at the time of borrowings. During the period
ended December 31, 1999, the portfolio did not borrow under the Facility.

NOTE 3--Investment Advisory Fee and Other Transactions With Affiliates:

(A)  Pursuant  to  an Investment Advisory Agreement with Dreyfus, the investment
advisory  fee  is  computed  at the annual rate of .45 of 1% of the value of the
portfolio's average daily net assets and is payable monthly.

The  portfolio  compensates Dreyfus Transfer, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of
Dreyfus,   under  a  transfer  agency  agreement  for  providing  personnel  and
facilities  to  perform  transfer  agency services for the portfolio. During the
period  ended  December 31, 1999, the portfolio was charged $114 pursuant to the
transfer agency agreement.

The  portfolio compensates Mellon under a custody agreement to provide custodial
services  for  the  portfolio.  During  the  period ended December 31, 1999, the
portfolio was charged $10,043 pursuant to the custody agreement.

(B)  Each  trustee  who  is  not  an  "affiliated  person" as defined in the Act
received from the fund an annual fee of $2,500 and an attendance fee of $250 per
meeting.  The  Chairman  of  the  Board  received  an  additional  25%  of  such
compensation.

                                                        The Portfolio

NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS (CONTINUED)

Each  non-affiliated trustee is a Board member of one or more funds comprising a
certain  group  of  funds  (" Fund Group") within the Dreyfus complex. Effective
January  1,  2000,  for  their  participation  as a trustee in a Fund Group, the
trustees receive an annual fee of $40,000 each, $6,000 for each meeting attended
in  person and $500 for each telephonic meeting in which they participate. These
fees  are allocated among the funds in the Fund Group. The Chairman of the Board
receives an additional 25% of such compensation.

NOTE 4--Securities Transactions:

(A)  The  aggregate  amount  of  purchases  and  sales of investment securities,
excluding  short-term  securities and financial futures, during the period ended
December 31, 1999, amounted to $21,456,713 and $23,079,088, respectively.

The  portfolio  may  invest  in  financial  futures  contracts  in order to gain
exposure  to  or protect against changes in the market. The portfolio is exposed
to  market  risk as a result of changes in the value of the underlying financial
instruments.  Investments in financial futures require the portfolio to "mark to
market"  on  a daily basis, which reflects the change in the market value of the
contract  at  the  close  of  each  day's trading. Accordingly, variation margin
payments  are received or made to reflect daily unrealized gains or losses. When
the  contracts  are  closed,  the  portfolio recognizes a realized gain or loss.
These  investments  require  initial  margin  deposits  with  a custodian, which
consist  of  cash  or  cash equivalents, up to approximately 10% of the contract
amount.  The  amount of these deposits is determined by the exchange or Board of
Trade  on  which the contract is traded and is subject to change. Contracts open
December 31, 1999 are set forth in the Statement of Financial Futures.

(B) At December 31, 1999, accumulated net unrealized depreciation on investments
and  financial  futures,  was  $130,241,  consisting of $17,112 gross unrealized
appreciation and $147,353 gross unrealized depreciation.

At  December  31,  1999, the cost of investments for Federal income tax purposes
was substantially the same as the cost for financial reporting purposes (see the
Statement of Investments).


REPORT OF INDEPENDENT AUDITORS

Shareholders and Board of Trustees

Dreyfus Variable Investment Fund, Zero Coupon Portfolio

We  have audited the accompanying statement of assets and liabilities, including
the  statements  of  investments  and  financial  futures,  of  Dreyfus Variable
Investment  Fund, Zero Coupon 2000 Portfolio (one of the series constituting the
Dreyfus  Variable  Investment  Fund)  as  of  December 31, 1999, and the related
statement of operations for the year then ended, the statement of changes in net
assets  for  each  of  the  two  years  in  the  period then ended and financial
highlights  for  each of the years indicated therein. These financial statements
and  financial  highlights  are the responsibility of the Fund's management. Our
responsibility  is  to  express  an  opinion  on  these financial statements and
financial highlights based on our audits.

We conducted our audits in accordance with auditing standards generally accepted
in the United States. Those standards require that we plan and perform the audit
to  obtain  reasonable  assurance  about  whether  the  financial statements and
financial  highlights  are  free  of  material  misstatement.  An audit includes
examining,  on  a test basis, evidence supporting the amounts and disclosures in
the  financial  statements  and  financial  highlights.  Our procedures included
verification  by  examination of securities held by the custodian as of December
31,   1999  and  confirmation  of  securities  not  held  by  the  custodian  by
correspondence  with  others.  An  audit  also includes assessing the accounting
principles  used  and  significant  estimates  made  by  management,  as well as
evaluating  the  overall  financial  statement presentation. We believe that our
audits provide a reasonable basis for our opinion.

In  our  opinion,  the financial statements and financial highlights referred to
above  present  fairly,  in  all  material  respects,  the financial position of
Dreyfus  Variable  Investment  Fund,  Zero Coupon 2000 Portfolio at December 31,
1999,  the results of its operations for the year then ended, the changes in its
net assets for each of the two years in the period then ended, and the financial
highlights  for  each  of  the  indicated  years,  in conformity with accounting
principles generally accepted in the United States.


New York, New York

February 3, 2000

                                                        The Portfolio


                        For More Information

                        Dreyfus Variable
                        Investment Fund,
                        Zero Coupon 2000
                        Portfolio
                        200 Park Avenue
                        New York, NY 10166

                        Investment Adviser

                        The Dreyfus Corporation
                        200 Park Avenue
                        New York, NY 10166

                        Custodian

                        Mellon Bank, N.A.
                        One Mellon Bank Center
                        Pittsburgh, PA 15258

                        Transfer Agent &
                        Dividend Disbursing Agent

                        Dreyfus Transfer, Inc.
                        P.O. Box 9671
                        Providence, RI 02940

                        Distributor

                        Premier Mutual Fund Services, Inc.
                        60 State Street
                        Boston, MA 02109

To obtain information:

BY TELEPHONE
Call 1-800-554-4611 or 516-338-3300

BY MAIL  Write to:
The Dreyfus Family of Funds
144 Glenn Curtiss Boulevard
Uniondale, NY 11556-0144
Attn: Institutional Servicing

(c) 2000 Dreyfus Service Corporation                                  119AR9912





COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT
IN DREYFUS VARIABLE INVESTMENT FUND, ZERO COUPON
2000 PORTFOLIO AND THE MERRILL LYNCH U.S. TREASURY
COUPON 1-YEAR STRIPS INDEX


EXHIBIT A:

                    MERRILL LYNCH        DREYFUS VARIABLE
                    U.S. TREASURY        INVESTMENT FUND,
 PERIOD             COUPON 1-YEAR        ZERO COUPON 2000
                    STRIPS INDEX *          PORTFOLIO

8/31/90                 10,000                10,000
12/31/90                10,342                10,677
12/31/91                11,368                12,822
12/31/92                11,996                13,959
12/31/93                12,500                16,079
12/31/94                12,828                15,450
12/31/95                13,943                18,223
12/31/96                14,724                18,695
12/31/97                15,620                20,006
12/31/98                16,594                21,459
12/31/99                17,315                22,036

*Source: Bloomberg L.P.


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