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 The
Bear Stearns
 Funds
 245 Park Avenue
 New York, NY 10167
 1.800.766.4111
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                       <C>
Robert S. Reitzes.......................  Chairman of the Board
Neil T. Eigen...........................  President
Peter B. Fox............................  Executive Vice President
William J. Montgoris....................  Executive Vice President
Peter M. Bren...........................  Trustee
Alan J. Dixon...........................  Trustee
John R. McKernan, Jr. ..................  Trustee
M.B. Oglesby, Jr. ......................  Trustee
Stephen A. Bornstein....................  Vice President
Frank J. Maresca........................  Vice President and Treasurer
Raymond D. DeAngelo.....................  Vice President
Ellen T. Arthur.........................  Secretary
Vincent L. Pereira......................  Assistant Treasurer
Eileen M. Coyle.........................  Assistant Secretary
 
Investment Adviser &                      Sub-Investment Adviser
Administrator                             Symphony Asset Management                      
Bear Stearns Funds                        555 California Street
Management Inc.                           Suite 2975
245 Park Avenue                           San Francisco, CA 94104
New York, NY 10167                        
 
Distributor                               Custodian
Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.                  Custodial Trust Company
245 Park Avenue                           101 Carnegie Center
New York, NY 10167                        Princeton, NJ 08540
 
Transfer & Dividend                       Counsel
Disbursement Agent                        Stroock & Stroock & Lavan
PFPC Inc.                                 7 Hanover Square
Bellevue Corporate Center                 New York, NY 10004
400 Bellevue Parkway
Wilmington, DE 19809
 
Independent Auditors
Deloitte & Touche LLP
Two World Financial Center
New York, NY 10281
</TABLE>
 
This  report is submitted for the general information of  the  shareholders  of
the Portfolio.  It  is  not authorized  for  the  distribution  to  prospective 
investors in the Portfolio unless it  is preceded or accompanied by a   current
prospectus  which  includes  details  regarding  the  Portfolio's   objectives,
policies,  sales  commissions  and other information. Total return is  based on
historical  results  and  is  not intended to indicate future performance.  The 
investment return  and  principal value of  an  investment  in  the   Portfolio
will fluctuate, so  that an investor's shares, when redeemed, may be worth more 
or less than original cost.
                                                                    BSF-R-010-02
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The Insiders
Select Fund
 
Annual Report
March 31, 1996





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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                             LETTER TO SHAREHOLDERS
 
                                                                  April 25, 1996
Dear Shareholders,
 
We  are pleased to  present the first  annual report to  the shareholders of The
Insiders Select Fund (the "Portfolio") for the period ended March 31, 1996.
 
From its inception on June 16, 1995 through March 31, 1996, the Portfolio gained
16.75% and  16.33%  (without  giving  effect to  sales  charges  and  contingent
deferred sales charges, if any) for class A and C shares, respectively, compared
to 21.79% for its benchmark, the S&P 500 (Composite) Index (the "S&P 500").
 
For  the period June 20, 1995  (commencement of initial public offering) through
March 31, 1996 the class Y shares  gained 15.98% compared to 20.63% for the  S&P
500.  Further performance  data for each  class of shares  during this reporting
period is available in the "Financial Highlights" section of this report.
 
The U.S.  equity  market  has  been  remarkably  robust  since  the  Portfolio's
inception, led by strong corporate earnings and declining interest rates. During
this  period,  insider  accumulation  has  been  rather  selective  due  to  the
continuing rise in the market. Most of the substantial insider acquisitions have
been  in  the  financial  services  sector  where  valuations  continue  to   be
attractive.  In  addition, insiders  have been  selectively acquiring  stocks in
other sectors, such as health care and technology.
 
Corporate insiders tend to be value  oriented investors with an aptness for  the
early  discovery  of undervalued  sectors. With  the  strong performance  of the
equity market, it has become increasingly difficult for insiders to find clearly
undervalued sectors. The Portfolio has remained close to fully invested  through
this  period. There has also been very  limited use of short selling in managing
the Portfolio.
 
The period from June 16, 1995  (commencement of investment operations) to  March
31,  1996 has  been characterized by  the vigorous performance  of large, growth
stocks that dominate the S&P 500.  The Portfolio's return was hurt this  quarter
due  to its emphasis on  banking and insurance stocks  and its underweighting in
retail stocks. The decline in the bond  market in March contributed to the  poor
performance  of the  financial sector  while boosting  the retail  sector as the
perception of a stronger economy tends to do. Additionally, the Portfolio had  a
difficult  time  keeping pace  with  the S&P  500 during  this  period due  to a
significant number of mid-cap stocks being held in the Portfolio. Over the  long
run, we expect these mid-cap stocks to outperform the larger stocks because they
typically  have higher growth rates than their larger peers, and their valuation
is not excessive.
 
Looking  ahead,  we  will  continue   to  invest  in  companies  where   insider
accumulation  is accompanied by strong valuation characteristics as we feel that
these stocks will have the most  potential for capital appreciation and  growth.
We  appreciate your support and would be  pleased to respond to any questions or
comments. If  you  have any  questions  concerning the  Portfolio,  please  call
1-800-766-4111.
 
                                   Sincerely,
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                          <C>
               [SIG]                         [SIG]
Robert S. Reitzes                            Praveen Gottipalli
Chairman of the Board                        Symphony Asset Management
The Bear Stearns Funds                       Sub-Investment Adviser
                                             Portfolio Manager
                                             The Insiders Select Fund
</TABLE>
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                          The Insiders Select Fund(1)
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
               CLASS A AND CLASS C SHARES(2) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
  $9,525 INVESTMENT MADE ON JUNE 16, 1995
<S>                                         <C>                  <C>                  <C>                  <C>
Past performance is not predictive of
future performance
The Insiders Select Portfolio (3)(4)
                                                                                       S&P 500 (Composite)    National Consumer
                                                  Class A Shares       Class C Shares                Index          Price Index
June 16, 1996                                          $9,525.00           $10,000.00           $10,000.00           $10,000.00
June 30, 1995                                           9,588.50            10,066.66            10,099.00            10,013.13
July 31, 1995                                          10,080.63            10,583.33            10,434.00            10,032.83
August 31, 1995                                        10,136.19            10,633.33            10,461.00            10,045.96
September 30, 1995                                     10,469.56            10,975.00            10,902.00            10,059.09
October 31, 1995                                       10,390.19            10,900.00            10,863.00            10,091.92
November 30, 1995                                      10,795.00            11,316.66            11,340.00            10,091.92
Dcember 31, 1995                                       10,802.30            11,316.66            11,558.00            10,111.62
January 31, 1996                                       11,056.47            11,575.00            11,952.00            10,157.58
February 29, 1996                                      11,151.78            11,666.66            12,063.00            10,177.28
March 31, 1996                                       11120.01(5)          11533.33(6)            12,179.00            10,216.68
                                             TOTAL RETURN
                                              WITH APPLICABLE SALES LOAD    WITHOUT APPLICABLE SALES
                                                 AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND     LOAD AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND
                                               INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND    INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS       EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                              ---------------------------  ---------------------------
The Insiders Select Fund(1)(4)
    Class A shares..........................               11.20%(5)                    16.75%
    Class C shares..........................               15.33(6)                     16.33
    Class Y shares(2)(7)....................               15.98                        15.98
S&P 500 (Composite) Index(3)................               21.79                       --
National Consumer Price Index(3)............                2.17                       --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For the period June 16, 1995 (commencement of investment operations) through
    March 31, 1996.
(2) The return of class Y shares (for which June 20, 1995 was the initial public
    offering  date) would have  been higher than  class A and  class C shares if
    operations were commenced on the same day.  The higher return is due to  the
    fact  that there  is no  sales load, CDSC  or 12b-1  fee charged  to class Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    and reflects Portfolio expenses. Investors should note that the Portfolio is
    a professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either  unmanaged
    and  do not  incur sales  charges or expenses  and/or are  not available for
    investment.
(4) Bear Stearns Funds  Management Inc. waived  its advisory fee  and agreed  to
    voluntarily  reimburse a  portion of  the Portfolio's  operating expenses to
    maintain the expense  limitation, as  set forth  in the  notes to  financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects  the initial  maximum 4.75% sales  load. Excluding  fee waivers and
    expense reimbursements, the total return would have been 9.93% with a  sales
    load charged and 15.42% without a sales load charged.
(6) Reflects   the  maximum  1.00%  CDSC.  Excluding  fee  waivers  and  expense
    reimbursements, the total return would have been 13.92% with a CDSC  charged
    at the end of the period and 14.92% without a CDSC charged at the end of the
    period.
(7) Excluding  fee waivers  and expense  reimbursements, the  total return would
    have been 14.85%.
 
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
 
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
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                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                     (AS A PERCENTAGE OF TOTAL NET ASSETS)
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EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
Banks                                  7.75%
<S>                                <C>
Cash & Cash Equivalents                2.24%
Chemicals & Fertilizers                3.66%
Computers & Office Equipment           4.16%
Computer Services                      3.26%
Credit & Finance                      12.01%
Drugs & Hospital Supplies             14.27%
Electrical Equipment                   3.77%
Electronics                            3.39%
Food & Beverages                       3.55%
Holding Companies                      2.54%
Lodging                                2.21%
Miscellaneous Manufacturing            8.19%
Oil & Gas                             10.46%
Telecommunications                     5.51%
Utilities                              2.85%
Other                                 10.18%
</TABLE>
 
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                                TOP TEN HOLDINGS
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<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                     PERCENT OF
RANK HOLDING                                                      SECTOR             NET ASSETS
- ------------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------  ----------
<C> <S>                                                 <C>                          <C>
  1. Johnson & Johnson................................. Drugs & Hospital Supplies       3.00
  2. Federal National Mortgage Association............. Credit & Finance                2.95
  3. Dover Corp........................................ Miscellaneous Manufacturing     2.94
  4. American International Group, Inc................. Credit & Finance                2.89
  5. Merck & Co., Inc.................................. Drugs & Hospital Supplies       2.88
  6. Mobil Corp........................................ Oil & Gas                       2.88
  7. Jefferson-Pilot Corp.............................. Credit & Finance                2.71
  8. Texaco, Inc. ..................................... Oil & Gas                       2.32
  9. Becton, Dickinson & Co............................ Drugs & Hospital Supplies       2.31
 10. City National Corp. .............................. Banks                           2.04
</TABLE>
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
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<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
 
<CAPTION>
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
          COMMON STOCKS--97.75%
 
          AEROSPACE & DEFENSE - 0.50%
  2,000   General Dynamics Corp.......................................  $   117,000
                                                                        -----------
 
          BANKS - 7.75%
  1,800   BankAmerica Corp............................................      139,500
  4,100   Bank of Boston Corp.........................................      203,462
  3,300   Central Fidelity Banks, Inc. ...............................      112,200
 35,000   City National Corp..........................................      476,875
  2,000   First Chicago NBD Corp. ....................................       83,000
  2,800   First Virginia Banks, Inc...................................      113,050
  3,900   Green Tree Financial Corp. .................................      134,062
  9,800   Huntington Bancshares Inc. .................................      233,975
  4,200   Provident Bankshares Corp...................................      139,650
  4,700   Summit Bancorp..............................................      173,900
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          1,809,674
                                                                        -----------
 
          BUILDING MATERIALS - 0.94%
  2,900   Conseco Industries Ltd......................................      209,887
    400   USG Corp.*..................................................       10,150
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            220,037
                                                                        -----------
          CHEMICALS & FERTILIZERS - 3.66%
  1,500   DuPont (E.I.) de Nemours & Co...............................      124,500
  6,600   Eastman Chemical Co.........................................      456,225
  4,400   Hercules Inc................................................      272,800
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            853,525
                                                                        -----------
 
          COMPUTERS & OFFICE EQUIPMENT - 4.16%
  5,450   Computer Associates International, Inc......................      390,356
 19,500   Computervision Corp*........................................      202,312
  3,400   International Business Machines Corp........................      377,825
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            970,493
                                                                        -----------
          COMPUTER SERVICES - 3.26%
  8,300   American Management Systems*................................      211,650
  4,400   Cisco Systems, Inc.*........................................      204,050
  6,700   National Data Corp..........................................      228,638
  3,400   SunGard Data Systems, Inc. *................................      116,450
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            760,788
                                                                        -----------
<CAPTION>
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                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
 
          CREDIT & FINANCE - 12.01%
  7,200   American International Group, Inc...........................  $   674,100
 21,600   Federal National Mortgage Association.......................      688,500
 11,750   Jefferson-Pilot Corp........................................      633,031
  2,700   J.P. Morgan & Co............................................      224,100
  3,700   Merrill Lynch & Co. ........................................      224,775
  2,100   Morgan Stanley Group Inc. ..................................      108,675
  1,900   Price (T. Rowe) Associates .................................      100,700
  2,000   Student Loan Marketing Association..........................      153,000
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          2,806,881
                                                                        -----------
 
          DRUGS & HOSPITAL SUPPLIES - 14.27%
  6,600   Becton, Dickinson & Co......................................      540,375
  3,600   Bristol-Myers Squibb Co.....................................      308,250
  2,600   Guidant Corp................................................      140,725
  7,600   Johnson & Johnson...........................................      701,100
  6,600   Medtronic, Inc..............................................      393,525
 10,800   Merck & Co., Inc. ..........................................      672,300
  7,975   Pharmacia & Upjohn, Inc.....................................      318,003
  1,400   Schering-Plough.............................................       81,375
  5,700   Sola International, Inc.*...................................      177,413
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          3,333,066
                                                                        -----------
 
          ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT - 3.77%
 14,300   Belden, Inc.................................................      421,850
  8,300   Honeywell, Inc..............................................      458,575
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            880,425
                                                                        -----------
 
          ELECTRONICS - 3.39%
  7,800   Applied Materials, Inc.*....................................      272,025
  7,100   Atmel Corp.*................................................      181,050
 10,500   BMC Industries, Inc.........................................      225,750
  3,100   National Service Industries, Inc............................      112,375
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            791,200
                                                                        -----------
 
          ENTERTAINMENT & LEISURE - 1.90%
  8,900   MGM Grand, Inc.*............................................      341,538
  1,600   The Walt Disney Co. ........................................      102,200
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            443,738
                                                                        -----------
 
          ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROLS - 1.31%
  9,700   Browning-Ferris Industries, Inc.............................      305,550
                                                                        -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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THE                              BEAR                             STEARNS  FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
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                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
          COMMON STOCKS (CONTINUED)
          FOOD & BEVERAGES - 3.55%
  3,000   Pepsico, Inc................................................  $   189,750
  3,600   Philip Morris Cos. Inc. ....................................      315,900
  6,200   Sara Lee Corp...............................................      202,275
    900   Unilever N.V. ..............................................      122,175
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            830,100
                                                                        -----------
          FOREST PRODUCTS & PAPER - 1.89%
  3,600   Consolidated Papers, Inc....................................      202,500
  3,200   Kimberly-Clark Corp. .......................................      238,400
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            440,900
                                                                        -----------
          HOLDING COMPANIES - 2.54%
  2,300   Eastern Enterprises.........................................       81,650
  3,400   ITT Corp, new shares*.......................................      204,000
 11,000   Teledyne, Inc...............................................      308,000
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            593,650
                                                                        -----------
          LODGING - 2.21%
  5,500   Hilton Hotels Corp..........................................      517,000
                                                                        -----------
          MISCELLANEOUS MANUFACTURING - 8.19%
  3,700   Case Corp...................................................      188,237
 15,000   Dover Corp..................................................      686,250
  3,800   Eastman Kodak Co............................................      269,800
  4,200   Harsco Corp.................................................      278,250
  7,900   Helix Technology Corp.......................................      222,188
  4,300   ITT Industries, Inc.........................................      109,650
  4,500   Lam Research Corp.*.........................................      157,500
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          1,911,875
                                                                        -----------
          OIL & GAS - 10.46%
  5,800   Consolidated Natural Gas Co. ...............................      252,300
  5,800   Mobil Corp..................................................      672,075
  4,200   Oneok, Inc. ................................................      100,275
  2,300   Royal Dutch Petroleum Co. ..................................      324,875
  1,500   Schlumberger, Ltd...........................................      118,688
  6,300   Texaco Inc. ................................................      541,800
  8,600   The Williams Cos., Inc......................................      433,225
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          2,443,238
                                                                        -----------
          PACKAGING & CONTAINERS - 1.96%
 13,400   Sealed Air Corp.*...........................................      457,275
                                                                        -----------
 
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                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
 
          RETAILING, - 1.67%
 12,800   Safeway Inc.*...............................................  $   364,800
  1,000   The TJX Companies, Inc......................................       25,125
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            389,925
                                                                        -----------
          TELECOMMUNICATIONS - 5.51%
  1,000   360 Communications Company *................................       23,875
  4,500   ADC Telecommunications, Inc.*...............................      155,250
  3,000   Century Telephone Enterprises, Inc. ........................       95,250
  5,400   Equifax Inc.................................................      108,675
 10,200   GTE Corp....................................................      447,525
  6,500   SBC Communications Inc. ....................................      342,063
  3,000   Sprint Corp.................................................      114,000
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          1,286,638
                                                                        -----------
          UTILITIES - 2.85%
  7,500   Entergy Corp. ..............................................      210,000
  6,100   Texas Utilities Co..........................................      252,388
  7,500   Unicom Corp.................................................      202,500
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            664,888
                                                                        -----------
          Total Common Stocks
          (cost - $21,342,374)........................................   22,827,866
                                                                        -----------
          PREFERRED STOCK--0.01%
          HOLDING COMPANY - 0.01%
     96   Teledyne Inc., Cumulative Preferred
          Series E, 6.00% (cost - $1,416).............................        1,392
                                                                        -----------
          SHORT-TERM INVESTMENT - 0.02%
          INVESTMENT COMPANY - 0.02%
  5,698   The Milestone Funds Treasury Obligations Portfolio,
          Institutional Shares**
          (cost - $5,698).............................................        5,698
                                                                        -----------
          Total Investments
          (cost - $21,349,488) - 97.78%...............................   22,834,956
          Other assets in excess of liabilities - 2.22%...............      517,998
                                                                        -----------
          Net Assets - 100.00%........................................  $23,352,954
                                                                        -----------
                                                                        -----------
          SHORT SALE OF COMMON STOCK
          RETAILING
  4,200   Talbots, Inc.
          (proceeds received - $125,408)..............................  $  (159,600)
                                                                        -----------
                                                                        -----------
</TABLE>
 
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*   Non-income producing security.
**  Money market fund.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                               THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              The Insiders Select Fund
                       STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES
                                   MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
ASSETS
  Investments, at value (cost -- $21,349,488).....  $22,834,956
  Deposit with broker for security sold short
   (including margin requirement of $146,173).....      271,581
  Receivable for investments sold.................      167,362
  Receivable from investment adviser..............      159,169
  Amount segregated at custodian for security sold
   short..........................................      157,744
  Receivable for Portfolio shares sold............       61,913
  Dividends and interest receivable...............       43,516
  Deferred organization expenses and other
   assets.........................................      205,456
                                                    -----------
        Total assets..............................   23,901,697
                                                    -----------
LIABILITIES
  Security sold short, at value (proceeds received
   -- $125,408)...................................      159,600
  Loan payable....................................       75,000
  Payable for Portfolio shares repurchased........      198,929
  Payable for investments purchased...............       14,962
  Distribution fee payable (class A and C
   shares)........................................       39,585
  Administration fee payable......................        2,982
  Custodian fee payable...........................        2,130
  Accrued expenses................................       55,555
                                                    -----------
        Total liabilities.........................      548,743
                                                    -----------
NET ASSETS
  Capital stock, $0.001 par value (unlimited
   shares of beneficial interest authorized)......        1,670
  Paid-in capital.................................   20,991,856
  Undistributed net investment income.............       17,060
  Accumulated net realized gain from
   investments....................................      891,092
  Net unrealized appreciation on investments......    1,451,276
                                                    -----------
        Net assets................................  $23,352,954
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
CLASS A
  Net assets......................................  $12,131,893
                                                    -----------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......      866,314
                                                    -----------
  Net asset value per share.......................       $14.00
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
  Maximum offering price per share (net asset
   value plus sales charge of 4.75%* of the
   offering price)................................       $14.70
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
CLASS C
  Net assets......................................  $ 9,928,357
                                                    -----------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......      711,278
                                                    -----------
  Net asset value and offering price per
   share**........................................       $13.96
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
CLASS Y
  Net assets......................................  $ 1,292,704
                                                    -----------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......       92,191
                                                    -----------
  Net asset value, offering and redemption price
   per share......................................       $14.02
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
</TABLE>
 
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 * On investments of $50,000 or more, the offering price is reduced.
** Redemption price per share is equal to the net asset value per share less any
   applicable contingent deferred sales charge.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                            STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS
              FOR THE PERIOD JUNE 16, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
INVESTMENT INCOME
  Dividends.......................................  $  264,560
  Interest........................................      32,076
                                                    ----------
                                                       296,636
                                                    ----------
EXPENSES
  Advisory fees...................................     116,606
  Distribution fees - class A.....................      38,956
  Distribution fees - class C.....................      61,049
  Federal and state registration fees.............      59,230
  Accounting fees.................................      44,282
  Transfer agent fees and expenses................      44,050
  Reports and notices to shareholders.............      42,321
  Legal and auditing fees.........................      31,354
  Amortization of organization expenses...........      28,847
  Administration fees.............................      21,806
  Insurance expenses..............................      19,855
  Custodian fees and expenses.....................      17,626
  Trustees' fees and expenses.....................      12,446
  Other...........................................       5,222
                                                    ----------
        Total expenses before waivers and
       reimbursements.............................     543,650
        Less: waivers and reimbursements..........    (275,775)
                                                    ----------
        Total expenses after waivers and
       reimbursements.............................     267,875
                                                    ----------
  Net investment income...........................      28,761
                                                    ----------
NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN/(LOSS) ON
 INVESTMENTS AND SECURITIES SOLD SHORT
 TRANSACTIONS
  Net realized gain/(loss) from:
    Investments...................................     957,205
    Security sold short...........................     (66,113)
  Net change in unrealized
   appreciation/(depreciation) on:
    Investments...................................   1,485,468
    Security sold short...........................     (34,192)
                                                    ----------
  Net realized and unrealized gain on investments
   and securities sold short transactions.........   2,342,368
                                                    ----------
NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM
 OPERATIONS.......................................  $2,371,129
                                                    ----------
                                                    ----------
</TABLE>
 
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* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       7
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
              FOR THE PERIOD JUNE 16, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
INCREASE/(DECREASE) IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment income...........................  $    28,761
  Net realized gain from investments and security
   sold short.....................................      891,092
  Net change in unrealized appreciation on
   investments and security sold short............    1,451,276
                                                    -----------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from
   operations.....................................    2,371,129
                                                    -----------
 
DIVIDENDS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM
  Net investment income
    Class A shares................................       (8,222)
    Class Y shares................................       (3,479)
                                                    -----------
                                                        (11,701)
                                                    -----------
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
  Net proceeds from the sale of shares............   26,820,998
  Cost of shares repurchased......................   (5,837,996)
  Shares issued in reinvestment of dividends......       10,500
                                                    -----------
  Net increase in net assets derived from shares
   of beneficial interest transactions............   20,993,502
                                                    -----------
  Total increase in net assets....................   23,352,930
 
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.............................           24
                                                    -----------
  End of period (including undistributed net
   investment income of $17,060)..................  $23,352,954
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
</TABLE>
 
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* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       8
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
              FOR THE PERIOD JUNE 16, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below is per share operating performance data for each class of shares
outstanding,  total investment  return, ratios to  average net  assets and other
supplemental data  for  the  period.  This information  has  been  derived  from
information provided in the financial statements.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                             CLASS   CLASS
                                                    CLASS A    C       Y*
                                                    -------  ------  ------
<S>                                                 <C>      <C>     <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of period............  $ 12.00  $12.00  $12.12
                                                    -------  ------  ------
  Net investment income/(loss) (1)................     0.03   (0.01)  0.07
  Net realized and unrealized gain on investments
   and securities sold short (2)..................     1.98    1.97   1.87
                                                    -------  ------  ------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from
   operations.....................................     2.01    1.96   1.94
                                                    -------  ------  ------
  Dividends to shareholders from:
  Net investment income...........................    (0.01)   --    (0.04 )
                                                    -------  ------  ------
  Net asset value, end of period..................  $ 14.00  $13.96  $14.02
                                                    -------  ------  ------
                                                    -------  ------  ------
  Total investment return (3)(6)..................    16.75%  16.33% 15.98%
                                                    -------  ------  ------
                                                    -------  ------  ------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's omitted).......  $12,132  $9,928  $1,293
  Ratio of expenses to average net assets
   (1)(4).........................................     1.65%   2.15%  1.15%
  Ratio of net investment income/(loss) to average
   net assets (1)(4)(6)...........................     0.38%  (0.12)%  0.97%
  Decrease reflected in above expense ratios and
   net investment
   income/(loss) due to waivers and reimbursements
   (4)(6).........................................     1.87%   1.92%  2.04%
  Portfolio turnover rate (5).....................    93.45%  93.45% 93.45%
  Average commission rate per share...............  $  0.03  $ 0.03  $0.03
</TABLE>
 
- --------
 * Commencement  of investment operations. Class  Y shares commenced its initial
   public offering on June 20, 1995.
** Calculated based  on shares  outstanding on  the first  and last  day of  the
   period,  except for dividends  and distributions, if any,  which are based on
   the actual shares outstanding on the date of distribution.
(1) Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(2) The amount shown for a share outstanding throughout the respective period is
    not in  accord  with  the  change  in the  aggregate  gains  and  losses  in
    investments  during the respective period because of the timing of sales and
    repurchases of Portfolio shares in  relation to fluctuating net asset  value
    during the period.
(3) Total  return does  not consider  the effects  of sales  loads or contingent
    deferred sales charges. Total  return is calculated  assuming a purchase  of
    shares  on the first day and a sale of shares on the last day of each period
    reported and includes reinvestment of  dividends and distributions, if  any.
    Total returns are not annualized.
(4) Annualized.
(5) Not annualized.
(6) The  total  investment  return  and  ratios  for  class  Y  shares  are  not
    necessarily comparable  to those  of class  A and  C shares,  due to  timing
    differences  in the commencement  of the initial public  offering of class Y
    shares.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       9
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                         NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
 
ORGANIZATION AND SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES
 
The Bear Stearns Funds  (the "Fund") was organized  as a Massachusetts  business
trust  on September 29, 1994 and is  registered with the Securities and Exchange
Commission (the  "Commission") under  the  Investment Company  Act of  1940,  as
amended  (the "Investment  Company Act"),  as an  open-end management investment
company. The Fund  currently has  five separate Portfolios  in operation:  three
diversified Portfolios, Large Cap Value Portfolio, Small Cap Value Portfolio and
Total  Return Bond  Portfolio and  two non-diversified  Portfolios, The Insiders
Select  Fund  ("Insiders"   or  the   "Portfolio")  and   S&P  STARS   Portfolio
(collectively, the "Portfolios"). Each portfolio is treated as a separate entity
for  certain matters under  the Investment Company Act,  and for other purposes,
and a shareholder  of one portfolio  is not deemed  to be a  shareholder of  any
other  portfolio. As of the  date hereof, the Portfolio  offers three classes of
shares, which have been designated as class A, C and Y shares.
 
ORGANIZATIONAL MATTERS--Prior to  commencing investment operations  on June  16,
1995,  the Portfolio did not have any  transactions other than those relating to
organizational matters and the sale of one  class A share and one class C  share
of  beneficial interest  of the  Portfolio to  Bear, Stearns  & Co.  Inc. ("Bear
Stearns" or the  "Distributor"). Costs of  $181,965 which were  incurred by  the
Portfolio  in connection with the organization, registration with the Commission
and initial public  offering of  its shares, have  been deferred  and are  being
amortized  using  the  straight-line  method  over  the  period  of  benefit not
exceeding sixty months, beginning with the commencement of investment operations
of the Portfolio. In  the event that  the Distributor or  any transferee of  the
Distributor redeems any of its original shares in the Portfolio prior to the end
of  the sixty month period, the proceeds of the redemption payable in respect of
such shares shall be reduced by the  pro rata share (based on the  proportionate
share  of the original  shares redeemed to  the total number  of original shares
outstanding  at  the  time  of  the  redemption)  of  the  unamortized  deferred
organization  expenses as of the date of  such redemption. In the event that the
Portfolio is  liquidated  prior  to the  end  of  the sixty  month  period,  the
Distributor  or the  transferee of  the Distributor  shall bear  the unamortized
deferred organization expenses.
 
PORTFOLIO VALUATION--The  Portfolio  calculates  the  net  asset  value  of  and
completes  orders to purchase or repurchase its shares of beneficial interest on
each business day, with the exception of those days on which the New York  Stock
Exchange is closed.
 
Portfolio  securities, including covered call  options written by the Portfolio,
are valued  at  the last  sale  price on  the  securities exchange  or  national
securities  market on which such securities primarily are traded. Securities not
listed on an  exchange or  national securities  market, or  securities in  which
there were no transactions, are valued at the average of the most recent bid and
asked  prices, except in the case of  open short positions where the asked price
is used  for valuation  purposes.  Bid price  is used  when  no asked  price  is
available.   Short-term  investments  are  carried   at  amortized  cost,  which
approximates market value, unless this method does not represent fair value. Any
securities or other assets  for which recent market  quotations are not  readily
available  are valued at fair value as determined  in good faith by or under the
direction of the Portfolio's Board of Trustees. Expenses and fees, including the
investment advisory, administration and distribution fees, are accrued daily and
taken into account for  the purpose of  determining the net  asset value of  the
Portfolio's shares. Because of the differences in operating expenses incurred by
each class, the per share net asset value of each class will differ.
 
INVESTMENT  TRANSACTIONS  AND  INVESTMENT  INCOME--Investment  transactions  are
recorded on the  trade date  (the date  on which  the order  to buy  or sell  is
executed).  Realized  gains and  losses from  securities  are calculated  on the
identified cost  basis. Dividend  income is  recorded on  the ex-dividend  date.
Interest  income is recorded on an accrual basis. The Portfolio's net investment
income (other  than distribution  fees)  and unrealized  and realized  gains  or
losses  are allocated  daily to  each class  of shares  based upon  the relative
proportion of  net assets  of each  class at  the beginning  of the  day  (after
adjusting for current capital share activity of the respective classes).
 
                                       10
<PAGE>
SHORT  SELLING--When the Portfolio  makes a short  sale, an amount  equal to the
proceeds  received  by  the  Portfolio  is  recorded  as  a  liability  and   is
subsequently adjusted to the current market value of the short sale. Short sales
represent  obligations  of the  Portfolio to  make  future delivery  of specific
securities and, correspondingly, create an  obligation to purchase the  security
at  market  prices prevailing  at the  later  delivery date  (or to  deliver the
security if already  owned by the  Portfolio). Upon the  termination of a  short
sale,  the Portfolio will  recognize a gain,  limited to the  price at which the
Portfolio sold the security short, if the market price is less than the proceeds
originally  received.  The  Portfolio  will  recognize  a  loss,  unlimited   in
magnitude,  if  the market  price at  termination is  greater than  the proceeds
originally received.  As  a  result,  short  sales  create  the  risk  that  the
Portfolio's  ultimate obligation to satisfy the delivery requirements may exceed
the amount of the proceeds initially  received or the liability recorded in  the
financial statements. The Portfolio has segregated $303,917 in separate accounts
as collateral for open short sales.
 
Security sold short at March 31, 1996:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                               MARKET   UNREALIZED
SHORT SALE                                          PROCEEDS   VALUE       LOSS
- --------------------------------------------------  --------  --------  ----------
<S>                                                 <C>       <C>       <C>
Talbots, Inc......................................  $125,408  $159,600   $34,192
</TABLE>
 
U.S.  FEDERAL TAX STATUS--The Portfolio  intends to distribute substantially all
of its taxable income and to comply with the other requirements of the  Internal
Revenue  Code of 1986, as amended, applicable to regulated investment companies.
Accordingly, no  provision  for  U.S.  federal  income  taxes  is  required.  In
addition,  by distributing  during each calendar  year substantially  all of its
ordinary income  and capital  gains, if  any, the  Portfolio intends  not to  be
subject to a U.S. federal excise tax.
 
DIVIDENDS  AND  DISTRIBUTIONS--The  Portfolio  intends  to  distribute  at least
annually to  shareholders  substantially  all  of  its  net  investment  income.
Distribution  of net realized gains, if any,  will be declared and paid at least
annually by  the  Portfolio. Dividends  and  distributions to  shareholders  are
recorded  on the  ex-dividend date.  Income and  capital gain  distributions are
determined in  accordance with  income  tax regulations  which may  differ  from
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
TRANSACTIONS WITH AFFILIATES AND RELATED PARTIES
 
During  the  period ended  March 31,  1996, Bear  Stearns Funds  Management Inc.
("BSFM" or "Adviser"), a wholly-owned  subsidiary of The Bear Stearns  Companies
Inc.,  serves  as  the investment  adviser  pursuant to  an  Investment Advisory
Agreement with  the  Portfolio.  BSFM  has  engaged  Symphony  Asset  Management
("Symphony"),  a subsidiary  of BARRA,  Inc., as  the Portfolio's sub-investment
adviser to manage  the Portfolio's  day-to-day investment  activities. BSFM  and
Symphony are referred to herein collectively as the "Advisers." BSFM is entitled
to  receive from the Portfolio a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 1.00% of
the Portfolio's average daily net assets from which BSFM, in turn, pays Symphony
a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.45% of the Portfolio's average  daily
net  assets. In addition, starting in the thirteenth month of operation, BSFM is
entitled to a monthly performance adjustment fee which may increase or  decrease
the  total advisory fee by up to 0.50%  per year of the value of the Portfolio's
average daily net assets.
 
During the period ended March 31, 1996, BSFM (or the "Administrator") serves  as
the  administrator to the Portfolio pursuant to an Administration Agreement. The
Administrator is entitled to receive from  the Portfolio a monthly fee equal  to
an  annual rate of 0.15% of the  Portfolio's average daily net assets. Under the
terms of  an Administrative  Services Agreement  with the  Portfolio, PFPC  Inc.
provides  certain administrative services to  the Portfolio. For providing these
services, PFPC Inc. is entitled to receive a monthly fee equal to an annual rate
of 0.10% of the Portfolio's average daily net assets up to $200 million,  0.075%
of the next $200 million, 0.05% of the next $200 million and 0.03% of net assets
above  $600 million, subject  to a minimum annual  fee of approximately $132,000
for the  Portfolio.  During the  period  ended March  31,  1996, PFPC  Inc.  has
voluntarily waived a portion of its fee.
 
These  fees are computed daily and paid monthly, and are subject to reduction in
any year to  the extent that  the Portfolio's expenses  (exclusive of  brokerage
commissions,  distribution fees, taxes, interest and extraordinary items) exceed
the most stringent limits prescribed by the laws or regulations of any state  in
which  the Portfolio's shares are  offered for sale, based  on the average total
net assets of the Portfolio. The Portfolio will not pay BSFM at a later time for
any amounts it may waive, nor will the Portfolio reimburse BSFM for any  amounts
it may assume.
 
During  the period ended March 31,  1996, the Adviser has voluntarily undertaken
to limit  the  Portfolio's  total operating  expenses  (exclusive  of  brokerage
commissions,  taxes, interest and extraordinary items) to a maximum annual level
of 1.65% of the average daily
 
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<PAGE>
net assets of its class A shares, 2.15%  of the average daily net assets of  its
class  C shares and 1.15% of the average daily net assets of its class Y shares.
As necessary,  this limitation  is effected  by waivers  by the  Adviser of  its
advisory fees and reimbursements of expenses exceeding the advisory fee. For the
period ended March 31, 1996, the Adviser waived its advisory fee of $116,606. In
addition,  the Adviser reimbursed  $159,169, in order  to maintain the voluntary
expense limitation.
 
For the period ended March 31, 1996,  Bear Stearns, an affiliate of the  Adviser
and  the Administrator,  earned approximately  $26,300 in  brokerage commissions
from Portfolio transactions executed on behalf of the Portfolio.
 
Custodial Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns Companies
Inc. and an affiliate of the Adviser and the Administrator, serves as  custodian
to the Portfolio.
 
DISTRIBUTION PLAN
 
The  Fund, on behalf of the Portfolio, has entered into a Distribution Plan (the
"Plan") pursuant to Rule 12b-1 under the Investment Company Act. Under the  Plan
in effect for the period ended March 31, 1996, the Portfolio paid Bear Stearns a
fee  at an annual rate of 0.50% for class A shares and 1.00% for class C shares.
Such fees  are based  on the  average  daily net  assets in  each class  of  the
Portfolio  and are accrued daily and paid  monthly or at such other intervals as
the Board of Trustees  may determine. The  fees paid to  Bear Stearns under  the
Plan are payable without regard to actual expenses incurred. For the period June
16,  1995 (commencement of  investment operations) through  March 31, 1996, Bear
Stearns earned $100,005 in  distribution fees. Bear Stearns  uses these fees  to
pay  dealers whose clients hold  Portfolio shares and other distribution-related
activities.
 
In addition, as Distributor  of the Portfolio, Bear  Stearns collects the  sales
charges  imposed on  sales of  the Portfolio's  class A  shares, and  reallows a
portion of such charges to dealers through which the sales are made. As a result
of an undertaking by the  Distributor, it reallowed or  will reallow all of  the
sales  charges to its dealers  selling Portfolio shares for  the period June 16,
1995 (commencement of investment operations) through September 26, 1995 and  the
period February 15, 1996 through June 30, 1996. Furthermore, the Distributor has
increased  the compensation paid to its  dealers selling Portfolio shares on net
asset value transfers  (purchases made  by investors  with the  proceeds from  a
redemption  of  shares of  an investment  company  sold with  a sales  charge or
commission and not  distributed by  Bear Stearns) from  0.50% to  1.00% for  the
period  April 15, 1996 through June 30, 1996. In addition, Bear Stearns advanced
1.00% in sales commissions on the sale of class C shares to dealers at the  time
of such sales.
 
For the period ended March 31, 1996, Bear Stearns has advised the Portfolio that
it  received approximately  $502,600 in  front-end sales  charges resulting from
sales of class A  shares of the  Portfolio. From these  fees, Bear Stearns  paid
such  sales charges to dealers which in  turn paid commissions to sales persons.
In addition, Bear Stearns has advised  the Portfolio that during the period,  it
received  approximately $9,000 in contingent deferred sales charges upon certain
redemptions by class C shareholders.
 
INVESTMENTS IN SECURITIES
 
For U.S. federal income tax purposes, the cost of securities owned at March  31,
1996   was  $21,366,467.   Accordingly,  the  net   unrealized  appreciation  of
investments of $1,468,489 was composed  of gross appreciation of $1,986,350  for
those  investments having  an excess  of value over  cost and  $517,861 of gross
depreciation for those investments having an excess of cost over value.
 
For the period  June 16,  1995 (commencement of  investment operations)  through
March   31,  1996,  aggregate  purchases  and  sales  of  investment  securities
(excluding  short-term  securities)  for  the  Portfolio  were  $37,386,370  and
$16,895,661, respectively.
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
 
The  Portfolio offers class  A, C and Y  shares. Class A shares  are sold with a
front-end sales charge of up to 4.75%. Class C shares are sold with a contingent
deferred sales charge ("CDSC") of 1.00% during the first year. There is no sales
charge or CDSC on class Y  shares, which are offered primarily to  institutional
investors.
 
At  March 31, 1996, there was an unlimited  amount of $0.001 par value shares of
beneficial interest authorized for  the Portfolio, of  which Bear Stearns  owned
one class A share and one class C share of the Portfolio.
 
                                       12
<PAGE>
Transactions in the classes of shares of beneficial interest for the period June
16,  1995 (commencement of investment operations) through March 31, 1996 were as
follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                            SALES            REINVESTMENTS       REPURCHASES
                                                    ----------------------  ---------------  -------------------
                                                     SHARES      AMOUNT     SHARES   AMOUNT  SHARES     AMOUNT
                                                    ---------  -----------  ------   ------  -------  ----------
<S>                                                 <C>        <C>          <C>      <C>     <C>      <C>
Class A shares....................................  1,179,728  $15,128,116   537     $7,389  313,951  $4,288,010
Class C shares....................................    801,061   10,158,978   --       --      89,783   1,224,227
Class Y shares*...................................    116,322    1,533,904   226     3,111    24,357     325,759
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
*Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on June 20, 1995.
 
CREDIT AGREEMENT
 
The Fund, on behalf of the Portfolio,  has entered into a credit agreement  with
The  First National Bank of  Boston. S&P STARS Fund,  S&P STARS Portfolio, Large
Cap Value Portfolio, Small Cap Value Portfolio, Total Return Bond Portfolio  and
Bear  Stearns  Investment Trust,  which consists  of  the Emerging  Markets Debt
Portfolio, are also parties to the credit agreement. The agreement provides that
each party to the credit agreement is permitted to borrow in an amount up to 15%
of the value  of its total  assets. Subject  to Board approval  and upon  making
necessary  disclosure in its prospectus, each  portfolio may, in accordance with
the provisions of the  credit agreement, borrow  up to 25% of  the value of  its
total  assets, less  all liabilities other  than liabilities  for borrowed money
outstanding at  the time.  However,  at no  time  is the  aggregate  outstanding
principal  amount of all loans  to any of the  portfolios to exceed $25,000,000.
The line of credit will bear interest at the greater of: (i) the annual rate  of
interest  announced from time  to time from the  bank at its  head office as its
Base Rate,  or (ii)  the Federal  Funds Effective  Rate plus  0.50%, or  at  the
borrower's option, the rate quoted by The First National Bank of Boston.
 
Each  loan is payable on demand or upon termination of this credit agreement or,
for money market  loans, on  the last  day of the  interest period  and, in  any
event, not later than 14 days from the date the loan was advanced.
 
The  Portfolio uses the facility to borrow money only for temporary or emergency
(not leveraging) purposes. The Portfolio had $75,000 outstanding under the  line
of credit agreement at March 31, 1996.
 
                                       13
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                         REPORT OF INDEPENDENT AUDITORS
 
The Board of Trustees and Shareholders,
The Insiders Select Fund
(A series of The Bear Stearns Funds):
 
We  have audited the accompanying statement of assets and liabilities, including
the portfolio of investments, of The  Insiders Select Fund (the "Portfolio")  as
of  March 31,  1996, and  the related statements  of operations,  changes in net
assets and the financial highlights for  the period June 16, 1995  (commencement
of  operations)  to March  31, 1996.  These  financial statements  and financial
highlights  are   the  responsibility   of  the   Portfolio's  management.   Our
responsibility  is to express  an opinion on these  financial statements and the
financial highlights based on our audit.
 
We conducted our audit in accordance with generally accepted auditing standards.
Those standards require that we plan and perform the audit to obtain  reasonable
assurance   about  whether  the  financial   statements  are  free  of  material
misstatement. An audit includes examining, on a test basis, evidence  supporting
the amounts and disclosures in the financial statements. Our procedures included
confirmation  of securities owned  at March 31, 1996  by correspondence with the
custodian  and  brokers.  An  audit  also  includes  assessing  the   accounting
principles  used  and  significant  estimates made  by  management,  as  well as
evaluating the overall  financial statement  presentation. We  believe that  our
audit provides a reasonable basis for our opinion.
 
In  our  opinion, such  financial  statements and  financial  highlights present
fairly, in all material respects, the financial position of The Insiders  Select
Fund  at March 31, 1996,  the results of its operations,  the changes in its net
assets and the financial highlights for the period presented in conformity  with
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
Deloitte & Touche LLP
New York, New York
May 9, 1996
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                          SHAREHOLDER TAX INFORMATION
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
The  Portfolio is required by Subchapter M of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986,
as amended, to advise its shareholders within 60 days of the Portfolio's  fiscal
year  end (March 31,  1996) as to  the U.S. federal  tax status of distributions
received by the Portfolio's shareholders in respect of such fiscal year.
 
During the year ended  March 31, 1996, the  following ordinary income  dividends
per share were paid by the Portfolio:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
     NET INVESTMENT INCOME
- -------------------------------
 CLASS A    CLASS C    CLASS Y
- ---------  ---------  ---------
<S>        <C>        <C>
$  0.0093     --      $  0.0363
- ---------  ---------  ---------
- ---------  ---------  ---------
</TABLE>
 
The  percentage  of  total net  investment  income dividends  received  from The
Insiders Select Fund qualifying for  the corporate dividends received  deduction
is 100%. All Portfolio dividends were derived from dividend income.
 
Because   the  Portfolio's  fiscal  year  is  not  the  calendar  year,  another
notification will  be  sent with  respect  to  calendar year  1996.  The  second
notification,  which  will  reflect  the  amount to  be  used  by  calendar year
taxpayers on their U.S. federal income tax returns, will be made in  conjunction
with Form 1099-DIV and will be mailed in January, 1997.
 
Foreign  shareholders will generally  be subject to U.S.  withholding tax on the
amount of their dividend. They will generally  not be entitled to a foreign  tax
credit or deduction for the withholding taxes paid by the Portfolio.
 
In  general, dividends received by tax-exempt recipients (e.g., IRAs and Keoghs)
need not be  reported as taxable  income for U.S.  federal income tax  purposes.
However, some retirement trusts (e.g., corporate, Keogh and 403(b)(7) plans) may
need this information for their annual information reporting.
 
Shareholders  are advised to consult their own  tax advisers with respect to the
tax consequences of their investment in the Portfolio.
 
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<PAGE>
 The
Bear Stearns
 Funds
 245 Park Avenue
 New York, NY 10167
 1.800.766.4111
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                       <C>
Robert S. Reitzes.......................  Chairman of the Board
Neil T. Eigen...........................  President
Peter B. Fox............................  Executive Vice President
William J. Montgoris....................  Executive Vice President
Peter M. Bren...........................  Trustee
Alan J. Dixon...........................  Trustee
John R. McKernan, Jr. ..................  Trustee
M.B. Oglesby, Jr. ......................  Trustee
Stephen A. Bornstein....................  Vice President
Frank J. Maresca........................  Vice President and Treasurer
Raymond D. DeAngelo.....................  Vice President
Ellen T. Arthur.........................  Secretary
Vincent L. Pereira......................  Assistant Treasurer
Eileen M. Coyle.........................  Assistant Secretary
 
Investment Adviser &                      Distributor
Administrator                             Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.
Bear Stearns Funds                        245 Park Avenue
Management Inc.                           New York, NY 10167
245 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10167
 
Custodian                                 Transfer & Dividend
Custodial Trust Company                   Disbursement Agent
101 Carnegie Center                       PFPC Inc.
Princeton, NJ 08540                       Bellevue Corporate Center
                                          400 Bellevue Parkway
                                          Wilmington, DE 19809
 
Counsel                                   Independent Auditors
Stroock & Stroock & Lavan                 Deloitte & Touche LLP
7 Hanover Square                          Two World Financial Center
New York, NY 10004                        New York, NY 10281
</TABLE>
 
This report is submitted for the general information of the shareholders of each
Portfolio. It is not authorized for the distribution to prospective investors in
each Portfolio unless  it is  preceded or  accompanied by  a current  prospectus
which  includes details  regarding each Portfolio's  objectives, policies, sales
commissions and other information. Total  return is based on historical  results
and  is not intended  to indicate future performance.  The investment return and
principal value of an  investment in each Portfolio  will fluctuate, so that  an
investor's shares, when redeemed, may be worth more or less than original cost.
 
                                                                    BSF-R-009-02
<PAGE>
Large Cap
Value Portfolio
 
Small Cap
Value Portfolio
 
Total Return
Bond Portfolio
 
Annual Report
March 31, 1996
 
                                                                          [LOGO]
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                             LETTER TO SHAREHOLDERS
 
                                                                  April 25, 1996
Dear Shareholders,
 
We  are pleased to present the first annual report to shareholders for the Large
Cap Value Portfolio ("Large Cap"), Small  Cap Value Portfolio ("Small Cap")  and
Total  Return Bond Portfolio ("Bond  Portfolio") (collectively the "Portfolios")
for the period ended March 31, 1996.
 
LARGE CAP VALUE PORTFOLIO
 
Large Cap's  total  return  for  the  period  April  4,  1995  (commencement  of
investment  operations) through March  31, 1996, was  26.35% and 25.71% (without
giving effect to sales  charges and contingent deferred  sales charges, if  any)
for  class A and C shares, respectively. The S&P 500 (Composite) Index (the "S&P
500") returned 30.86% for the same period.  For the one year period ended  April
4,  1996, Large  Cap gained  27.52% and 26.88%  (without giving  effect to sales
charges and contingent deferred sales charges, if any) for class A and C shares,
respectively. The S&P 500 returned 33.00% for the same time frame.
 
Since inception on August 11, 1995 through March 31, 1996, class Y shares gained
8.75% compared to  17.03% for  the S&P 500.  Further performance  data for  each
class  of  shares  for this  reporting  period  is available  in  the "Financial
Highlights" section of this report.
 
The first quarter of 1996 proved to be a continuation of the outstanding  equity
market of 1995. For the most part, the investment environment has been favorable
since  the Portfolio's inception on April 4, 1995. The U.S. economy has weakened
from its rapid growth  pace of a  year ago; inflation  remains subdued; we  have
lower deficits; and we have an enhanced competitive position in world markets.
 
In  March, we saw two changes that affected the equity valuation model. Interest
rates moved higher  at a time  when the majority  of economists were  predicting
very slow economic growth for the first quarter. Given the slow growth scenario,
analysts  reduced  earnings  estimates  for  companies  they  follow.  Since the
beginning of April it  was apparent that given  the strong employment data,  the
reported number for first quarter GDP growth would be stronger than anticipated.
This,  and the strong number when it  was released, served to further weaken the
bond market and stocks followed suit. We  expect the weakness to abate over  the
next  few months as evidence mounts that  the economy is growing only moderately
and inflation continues to be well controlled.
 
We continue to  believe that  the U.S.  economy is in  a sluggish  mode and  GDP
should  grow only in the vicinity of about  2% during 1996. Bond yields have now
moved up to levels that we think will serve to further weaken the economy as the
year progresses.  As  a  result, we  believe  that  the bond  sell-off  will  be
reversed.
 
We  feel that  we are  well-positioned in the  Portfolio and  continue to remain
overweighted in the financial sector given  our belief that earnings growth  for
the sector, in general, will outpace corporate America. We continue to favor the
healthcare sector and the predictable earnings growth these stocks provide.
 
We remain comfortable about the equity market notwithstanding the possibility of
additional weakness over the near term. We believe stocks are not overvalued and
that equity prices can still move higher.
 
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<PAGE>
SMALL CAP VALUE PORTFOLIO
 
Small  Cap's  total  return  for  the  period  April  3,  1995  (commencement of
investment operations) through March  31, 1996, was  34.36% and 33.59%  (without
giving  effect to sales  charges and contingent deferred  sales charges, if any)
for class A  and C shares,  respectively, outperforming the  Russell 2000  Index
(the "Russell 2000"), which gained 26.82%. Additionally, Small Cap's performance
for  the one  year period ended  April 3,  1996 was exceptional  with returns of
36.47% and  35.71%  (without  giving  effect to  sales  charges  and  contingent
deferred sales charges, if any) for class A and C shares, respectively, compared
with the gain of 28.09% for the Russell 2000.
 
Since inception on June 22, 1995 through March 31, 1996, class Y shares returned
23.52%  versus 17.70%  for the Russell  2000. Further performance  data for each
class of  shares  for this  reporting  period  is available  in  the  "Financial
Highlights" section of this report.
 
We  believe that the single greatest reason for the success of any money manager
over long periods of time is  having an investment discipline and sticking  with
it.  Briefly stated, our general philosophy is  to invest in good companies that
not only meet our value  criteria, but have the  prospect to become even  better
companies  going forward. This trait is  usually evidenced by an acceleration of
earnings. We are  excited about  the investment  prospects for  the next  twelve
months for small cap investors in general and this Portfolio, in particular.
 
Performance  during the past twelve months has been driven by successes across a
broad spectrum  of industries  and has  included the  take-over of  four of  our
holdings:  SFFed Corp., Emphesys Financial Group  Inc., Summit Bancorp Inc., and
most recently  The Stop  & Shop  Cos., Inc.  All four  of these  companies  were
purchased based on an inexpensive valuation and accelerated earnings growth. Our
biggest  winner of the year,  was Cephalon Inc., a  biotech company with a large
cash position  and several  new drugs  with  potential in  the final  stages  of
testing. Our initial purchase price was $8 per share. It closed on March 29th at
$25  7/8. We  have also used  recent weakness in  price of two  of our holdings,
Donnkenny Inc. and M/I  Schottenstein Homes, Inc., to  add to our positions.  We
find  Donnkenny Inc. attractive  with its 50%  earnings growth last  year and an
anticipated strong growth this year. Additionally, M/I Schottenstein Homes, Inc.
is generating record orders and backlogs, and currently is selling at less  than
its  book  value. Finally,  we have  recently added  Foodmaker Inc.,  the parent
company of  Jack-in-the-Box  restaurants. Foodmaker  Inc.  is enjoying  a  major
resurgence in its business due to improved and innovative products, an effective
advertising  campaign and  a refocus on  its business. Looking  forward, we will
maintain our  emphasis  on small  banks  and insurance  companies  which  should
benefit from both lower interest rates and continued consolidation.
 
As  to small cap investing in general, we  see a great deal of value, especially
when compared  with larger  cap  alternatives. Using  earnings, growth  or  book
value,  these stocks are not  expensive on a relative  basis. While this bullish
condition has existed  for several  quarters now, recent  surveys indicate  that
small cap managers have been building up their cash levels in the wake of record
cash  inflows  into mutual  funds.  This is  critical,  because once  it becomes
apparent that an improvement  in the economy is  forthcoming, this money  should
provide  a powerful  impetus for  small cap  performance. Whether  the prior two
months of outperformance versus the S&P 500 is an indication of this dynamism is
not of great significance to us; our efforts are on things that we believe  that
we  can control, which is to invest in companies that can outperform the Russell
2000 over long periods of time.
 
TOTAL RETURN BOND PORTFOLIO
 
The Bond Portfolio's total return for the period April 5, 1995 (commencement  of
investment  operations) through  March 31,  1996, was  8.54% and  8.13% (without
giving effect to sales  charges and contingent deferred  sales charges, if  any)
for  class A and  C shares, respectively. The  Salomon Brothers Broad Investment
Grade ("BIG") Bond Index returned  10.23% for the same  time frame. For the  one
year  period ended  April 5,  1996, the  Bond Portfolio  gained 8.65%  and 8.74%
(without giving effect to sales  charges and contingent deferred sales  charges,
if any) for class A and C shares, respectively, compared to the Salomon Brothers
BIG Bond Index, which returned 10.31%.
 
Since  inception on  September 8,  1995 through March  31, 1996,  class Y shares
gained 2.92%  versus 3.10%  for the  Salomon Brothers  BIG Bond  Index.  Further
performance data for each class of shares for this reporting period is available
in the "Financial Highlights" section of this report.
 
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<PAGE>
In  the first  quarter of  1996, the Federal  Reserve lowered  the federal funds
rates. In February,  Alan Greenspan commented  that the economy  was stable  and
that  the objective of price stability  had been achieved. Bond market investors
interpreted this as a  sign that the  Fed was probably  going to lower  interest
rates  further in the near term; as a result, bond yields rose significantly. On
March 8th  when the  February Employment  Report was  released, it  showed  that
705,000  new jobs were created  during the month and  that the unemployment rate
had declined to 5.5%.  This report of economic  strength erased any doubt  about
Federal Reserve easings in the near term and caused treasury bond and note rates
to rise by 25-35 basis points in one trading session.
 
We remain optimistic on the prospects for lower rates during the course of 1996,
notwithstanding the strong recovery in the first quarter, as the picture of slow
growth  and moderate  inflation unfolds. The  Portfolio is  overweighted in both
corporate and mortgage-backed  sectors. Corporate  bonds are  benefiting from  a
light   new-issue   calendar  and   no  competition   from  CMO   issuance.  The
mortgage-backed sector  has performed  well and  continues to  offer  attractive
yields  in the  Portfolio. Under the  current market conditions,  we reduced the
duration of the Portfolio to correspond to the Salomon Brothers BIG Bond  Index,
its  benchmark. We  are awaiting  signs of  stabilization in  bond prices before
lengthening the portfolio duration.
 
In conclusion, we appreciate your support and would be pleased to respond to any
questions or comments. If  you have any  questions concerning these  Portfolios,
please call 1-800-766-4111.
 
                                   Sincerely,
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                <C>                                <C>
           [SIG]                   [SIG]                              [SIG]
Robert S. Reitzes                  Neil T. Eigen                      Peter E. Mahoney
Chairman of the Board              President                          Portfolio Manager
The Bear Stearns Funds             The Bear Stearns Funds             Total Return Bond Portfolio
                                   Portfolio Manager
                                   Large Cap Value Portfolio
                                   Small Cap Value Portfolio
</TABLE>
 
                                       3
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                          Large Cap Value Portfolio(1)
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
               CLASS A AND CLASS C SHARES(2) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                        CLASS A     NATIONAL CONSUMER PRICE INDEX     CLASS C    S&P 500
<S>                    <C>        <C>                                <C>        <C>
April 4, 1995             $9,525                            $10,000    $10,000     $10,000
April 30, 1995             9,581                             10,040     10,050      10,193
May 31, 1995               9,993                             10,066     10,483      10,605
June 30, 1995             10,192                             10,079     10,683      10,851
July 31, 1995             10,501                             10,099     11,008      11,211
August 31, 1995           10,771                             10,112     11,292      11,240
Sep 30, 1995              11,295                             10,126     11,825      11,714
October 31, 1995          10,851                             10,159     11,358      11,672
November 30,1995          11,835                             10,159     12,400      12,184
December 31, 1995         11,915                             10,178     12,463      12,419
January 31, 1996          11,995                             10,225     12,538      12,842
February 29, 1996         11,955                             10,245     12,488      12,961
March 31, 1996            12,034                             10,284     12,471      13,086
                                             TOTAL RETURN
                                               WITH APPLICABLE SALES LOAD    WITHOUT APPLICABLE SALES
                                                  AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND     LOAD AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND
                                                INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND    INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                 EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS       EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                               ---------------------------  ---------------------------
Large Cap Value Portfolio(1)(4)
    Class A shares ..........................               20.34%(5)                    26.35%
    Class C shares...........................               24.71(6)                     25.71
    Class Y shares(2)(7).....................                8.75                         8.75
S&P 500 (Composite) Index(3).................               30.86                       --
National Consumer Price Index(3).............                2.84                       --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For the period April 4, 1995 (commencement of investment operations) through
    March 31, 1996.
(2) The  return of  class Y shares  (for which  August 11, 1995  was the initial
    public offering date) would have  been higher than class  A and C shares  if
    operations  were commenced on the same day.  The higher return is due to the
    fact that there  is no  sales load,  CDSC or 12b-1  fee charged  to class  Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    and reflects Portfolio expenses. Investors should note that the Portfolio is
    a  professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either unmanaged
    and do not  incur sales  charges or expenses  and/or are  not available  for
    investment.
(4) Bear  Stearns Funds  Management Inc. waived  its advisory fee  and agreed to
    voluntarily reimburse a  portion of  the Portfolio's  operating expenses  to
    maintain  the expense  limitation, as  set forth  in the  notes to financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects the initial  maximum 4.75%  sales load. Excluding  fee waivers  and
    expense reimbursements, the total return would have been 16.52% with a sales
    load charged and 22.33% without a sales load charged.
(6) Reflects   the  maximum  1.00%  CDSC.  Excluding  fee  waivers  and  expense
    reimbursements, the total return would have been 21.08% with a CDSC  charged
    at the end of the period and 22.08% without a CDSC charged at the end of the
    period.
(7) Excluding  fee waivers  and expense  reimbursements, the  total return would
    have been 6.90%.
 
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
                                       4
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                          Small Cap Value Portfolio(1)
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
               CLASS A AND CLASS C SHARES(2) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                        CLASS A     NATIONAL CONSUMER PRICE INDEX     CLASS C    RUSSEL 2000
<S>                    <C>        <C>                                <C>        <C>
April 3, 1995             $9,525                            $10,000    $10,000        $10,000
April 30, 1995             9,660                             10,040     10,142         10,362
May 31, 1995               9,938                             10,066     10,425         10,875
June 30, 1995             10,343                             10,079     10,842         11,492
July 31, 1995             11,216                             10,099     11,758         11,708
August 31, 1995           11,914                             10,112     12,475         11,901
Sep 30, 1995              12,057                             10,126     12,625         11,359
October 31, 1995          11,216                             10,159     11,733         11,832
November 30,1995          11,533                             10,159     12,067         12,115
December 31, 1995         12,128                             10,178     12,674         12,092
January 31, 1996          11,951                             10,225     12,488         12,092
February 29, 1996         12,435                             10,245     12,995         12,458
March 31, 1996            12,797                             10,284     13,259         12,682
</TABLE>
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                             TOTAL RETURN
                                               WITH APPLICABLE SALES LOAD    WITHOUT APPLICABLE SALES
                                                  AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND     LOAD AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND
                                                INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND    INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                 EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS       EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                               ---------------------------  ---------------------------
<S>                                            <C>                          <C>
Small Cap Value Portfolio(1)(4)
    Class A shares ..........................               27.97%(5)                    34.36%
    Class C shares...........................               32.59(6)                     33.59
    Class Y shares(2)(7).....................               23.52                        23.52
Russell 2000 Index(3)........................               26.82                       --
National Consumer Price Index(3).............                2.84                       --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For the period April 3, 1995 (commencement of investment operations) through
March 31, 1996.
(2) The return of class Y shares (for which June 22, 1995 was the initial public
    offering date)  would  have  been  higher  than class  A  and  C  shares  if
    operations  were commenced on the same day.  The higher return is due to the
    fact that there  is no  sales load,  CDSC or 12b-1  fee charged  to class  Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    and reflects Portfolio expenses. Investors should note that the Portfolio is
    a  professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either unmanaged
    and do not  incur sales  charges or expenses  and/or are  not available  for
    investment.
(4) Bear  Stearns Funds  Management Inc. waived  its advisory fee  and agreed to
    voluntarily reimburse a  portion of  the Portfolio's  operating expenses  to
    maintain  the expense  limitation, as  set forth  in the  notes to financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects the initial  maximum 4.75%  sales load. Excluding  fee waivers  and
    expense reimbursements, the total return would have been 26.22% with a sales
    load charged and 32.51% without a sales load charged.
(6) Reflects   the  maximum  1.00%  CDSC.  Excluding  fee  waivers  and  expense
    reimbursements, the total return would have been 31.71% with a CDSC  charged
    at the end of the period and 32.71% without a CDSC charged at the end of the
    period.
(7) Excluding  fee waivers  and expense  reimbursements, the  total return would
    have been 23.33%.
 
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
                                       5
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                         Total Return Bond Portfolio(1)
 
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
               CLASS A AND CLASS C SHARES(2) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                        CLASS A    CLASS C     NATIONAL CONSUMER PRICE INDEX      SALOMON BROTHERS
<S>                    <C>        <C>        <C>                                <C>
April 5, 1995             $9,625    $10,000                            $10,000               $10,000
April 30, 1995             9,659     10,036                             10,040                10,080
May 31, 1995               9,960     10,345                             10,066                10,480
June 30, 1995             10,027     10,412                             10,079                10,553
July 31, 1995             10,005     10,385                             10,099                10,532
August 31, 1995           10,114     10,495                             10,112                10,653
Sep 30, 1995              10,206     10,587                             10,126                10,753
October 31, 1995          10,335     10,737                             10,159                10,897
November 30,1995          10,502     10,886                             10,159                11,066
December 31, 1995         10,679     11,064                             10,178                11,219
January 31, 1996          10,705     11,089                             10,225                11,296
February 29, 1996         10,510     10,884                             10,245                11,104
March 31, 1996            10,447     10,713                             10,284                11,023
</TABLE>
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                             TOTAL RETURN
                                               WITH APPLICABLE SALES LOAD    WITHOUT APPLICABLE SALES
                                                  AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND     LOAD AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND
                                                INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND    INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                 EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS       EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                               ---------------------------  ---------------------------
<S>                                            <C>                          <C>
Total Return Bond Portfolio(1)(4)
    Class A shares ..........................                4.47%(5)                     8.54%
    Class C shares...........................                7.13(6)                      8.13
    Class Y shares(2)(7).....................                2.92                         2.92
Salomon Brothers Broad Investment Grade Bond
 Index(3)....................................               10.23                       --
National Consumer Price Index(3).............                2.84                       --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For the period April 5, 1995 (commencement of investment operations) through
    March 31, 1996.
(2) The return of class Y  shares (for which September  8, 1995 was the  initial
    public  offering date) would have  been higher than class  A and C shares if
    operations were commenced on the same day.  The higher return is due to  the
    fact  that there  is no  sales load, CDSC  or 12b-1  fee charged  to class Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    and reflects Portfolio expenses. Investors should note that the Portfolio is
    a professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either  unmanaged
    and  do not  incur sales  charges or expenses  and/or are  not available for
    investment.
(4) Bear Stearns Funds  Management Inc. waived  its advisory fee  and agreed  to
    voluntarily  reimburse a  portion of  the Portfolio's  operating expenses to
    maintain the expense  limitation, as  set forth  in the  notes to  financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects  the initial  maximum 3.75% sales  load. Excluding  fee waivers and
    expense reimbursements, the total return would have been 1.55% with a  sales
    load charged and 5.51% without a sales load charged.
(6) Reflects   the  maximum  1.00%  CDSC.  Excluding  fee  waivers  and  expense
    reimbursements, the total return would have  been 3.93% with a CDSC  charged
    at  the end of the period and 4.93% without a CDSC charged at the end of the
    period.
(7) Excluding fee waivers  and expense  reimbursements, the  total return  would
    have been 1.34%.
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
                                       6
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
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                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                     (AS A PERCENTAGE OF TOTAL NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
            AEROSPACE                2.66%
<S>                                <C>
Automobiles                            5.79%
Banks                                  5.87%
Building & Housing                     2.66%
Chemicals & Fertilizers                2.74%
Computers & Office Equipment           9.52%
Credit & Finance                      11.72%
Cash & Cash Equivalents                2.32%
Drugs & Hospital Supplies             11.85%
Electrical Equipment                  16.09%
Food & Beverages                       2.91%
Forest Products & Paper                3.97%
Furnishings & Appliances               3.24%
Insurance                              7.42%
Miscellaneous Industrials              3.19%
Retailing                              3.52%
Services                               4.53%
</TABLE>
 
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                                TOP TEN HOLDINGS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                        PERCENT OF
RANK   HOLDING                                                       SECTOR             NET ASSETS
- -----  --------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------  ----------
<C>    <S>                                                 <C>                          <C>
   1.  Stewart & Stevenson Services, Inc. ...............  Electrical Equipment             5.07
   2.  ADT Ltd. .........................................  Electrical Equipment             5.01
   3.  Digital Equipment Corp. ..........................  Computers & Office
                                                           Equipment                        4.70
   4.  Great Western Financial Corp. ....................  Credit & Finance                 4.57
   5.  Humana Inc. ......................................  Services                         4.53
   6.  Medtronic, Inc. ..................................  Drugs & Hospital Supplies        4.52
   7.  Union Planters Corp. .............................  Credit & Finance                 4.01
   8.  Kimberly-Clark Corp. .............................  Forest Products & Paper          3.97
   9.  Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. .........................  Drugs & Hospital Supplies        3.90
  10.  Equitable Cos., Inc. .............................  Insurance                        3.75
</TABLE>
 
                                       7
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                     (AS A PERCENTAGE OF TOTAL NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
              BANKS                  4.30%
<S>                                <C>
Building & Housing                     4.91%
Cash & Cash Equivalents                2.92%
Coal                                   3.91%
Computers & Office Equipment           4.18%
Cosmetics & Soaps                      2.12%
Credit & Finance                       7.83%
Electronics                            5.27%
Entertainment & Leisure                2.52%
Grocery Products                       4.02%
Insurance                              3.61%
Investment Company                     3.53%
Lodging & Catering                     4.29%
Miscellaneous Industrials              8.09%
Non-Ferrous Metals                     3.98%
Other                                  3.90%
Publishing & Broadcasting              2.14%
Retailing                              6.13%
Services                               3.73%
Telecommunications                     3.52%
Textiles & Shoes                      15.10%
</TABLE>
 
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                                TOP TEN HOLDINGS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                        PERCENT OF
RANK   HOLDING                                                       SECTOR             NET ASSETS
- -----  --------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------  ----------
<C>    <S>                                                 <C>                          <C>
   1.  Donnkenny Inc. ...................................  Textiles & Shoes                 5.44
   2.  Ann Taylor, Inc. .................................  Textiles & Shoes                 4.86
   3.  Ornda Healthcorp .................................  Miscellaneous Industrials        4.53
   4.  Dialogic Corp. ...................................  Computers & Office
                                                           Equipment                        4.18
   5.  The Stop & Shop Cos., Inc. .......................  Retailing                        4.01
   6.  Mueller Industries, Inc. .........................  Non-Ferrous Metals               3.98
   7.  Zeigler Coal Holding Co. .........................  Coal                             3.91
   8.  Cephalon Inc. ....................................  Services                         3.73
   9.  Ace, Ltd. ........................................  Insurance                        3.61
  10.  Furon Co. ........................................  Miscellaneous Industrials        3.56
</TABLE>
 
                                       8
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                     (AS A PERCENTAGE OF TOTAL NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                 TOTAL RETURN BOND PORTFOLIO      SALOMON BROTHERS BROAD INVESTMENT GRADE INDEX
<S>                             <C>                            <C>
TSY/GSE                                                  28.7                                                  52.0
Corporations                                             31.7                                                  18.0
Asset-Backed                                              7.2                                                   1.0
Mortgage-Backed Securities                               29.8                                                  29.0
Cash and Cash Equivalents                                 2.6                                                     0
</TABLE>
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                     FIXED INCOME PORTFOLIO CHARACTERISTICS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                      TOTAL RETURN    SALOMON BROTHERS BROAD
                                                          BOND         INVESTMENT GRADE BOND
                                                        PORTFOLIO              INDEX
                                                      -------------  -------------------------
 
                                                       8.62 years           8.50 years
Average Maturity....................................
<S>                                                   <C>            <C>
 
                                                       4.97 years           4.73 years
Duration............................................
 
                                                            7.38%                7.46%
Coupon..............................................
 
                                                            6.81%                6.72%
Yield to Maturity...................................
- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
</TABLE>
 
                                       9
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
 ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                   MARKET
SHARES                                              VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------
<C>          <S>                                 <C>
             COMMON STOCKS--97.68%
             AEROSPACE - 2.66%
     2,500   United Technologies Corp. ........  $   280,625
                                                 -----------
             AUTOMOBILES - 5.79%
    10,500   Ford Motor Co. ...................      360,937
     4,700   General Motors Corp. .............      250,275
                                                 -----------
                                                     611,212
                                                 -----------
             BANKS - 5.87%
     5,000   BankAmerica Corp. ................      387,500
     4,500   Bank of New York Co., Inc. .......      231,750
                                                 -----------
                                                     619,250
                                                 -----------
             BUILDING & HOUSING - 2.66%
     7,000   Owens-Corning Fiberglas Corp.*....      280,875
                                                 -----------
             CHEMICALS & FERTILIZERS - 2.74%
     3,700   Grace (W.R.) & Co.................      289,525
                                                 -----------
             COMPUTERS & OFFICE EQUIPMENT -
             9.52%
     9,000   Digital Equipment Corp.*..........      496,125
    29,000   Tandem Computers Inc.*............      257,375
     2,000   Xerox Corp. ......................      251,000
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,004,500
                                                 -----------
             CREDIT & FINANCE - 11.72%
    20,000   Great Western Financial Corp. ....      482,500
     5,000   Travelers Group, Inc. ............      330,000
    14,000   Union Planters Corp. .............      423,500
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,236,000
                                                 -----------
             DRUGS & HOSPITAL SUPPLIES - 11.85%
     8,000   Baxter International, Inc. .......      362,000
     4,800   Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. .........      411,000
     8,000   Medtronic, Inc. ..................      477,000
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,250,000
                                                 -----------
             ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT - 16.09%
    30,000   ADT Ltd.*.........................      528,750
     5,000   General Electric Co. .............      389,375
     3,800   Raychem Corp. ....................      245,100
    19,000   Stewart & Stevenson Services,
             Inc. .............................      534,375
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,697,600
                                                 -----------
 
<CAPTION>
 ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                   MARKET
SHARES                                              VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------
<C>          <S>                                 <C>
             FOOD & BEVERAGES - 2.91%
     3,500   Philip Morris Cos. Inc. ..........  $   307,125
                                                 -----------
             FOREST PRODUCTS & PAPER - 3.97%
     5,620   Kimberly-Clark Corp. .............      418,690
                                                 -----------
             FURNISHINGS & APPLIANCES - 3.24%
     5,500   Armstrong World Industries,
             Inc. .............................      341,688
                                                 -----------
             INSURANCE - 7.42%
    16,300   Equitable Cos., Inc. .............      395,275
    25,000   USF&G Corp. ......................      387,500
                                                 -----------
                                                     782,775
                                                 -----------
             MISCELLANEOUS INDUSTRIALS - 3.19%
    12,000   Dial Corp. .......................      336,000
                                                 -----------
             RETAILING - 3.52%
     7,700   May Department Stores Co. ........      371,525
                                                 -----------
             SERVICES - 4.53%
    19,000   Humana Inc.* .....................      477,375
                                                 -----------
             Total Common Stocks
             (cost - $9,165,412)...............   10,304,765
                                                 -----------
             SHORT-TERM INVESTMENT--0.36%
             INVESTMENT COMPANY - 0.36%
    37,581   The Milestone Funds Treasury
             Obligations
             Portfolio, Institutional Shares**
             (cost - $37,581)..................       37,581
                                                 -----------
             Total Investments
             (cost - $9,202,993) - 98.04%......   10,342,346
             Other assets in excess of
             liabilities - 1.96%...............      206,827
                                                 -----------
             Net Assets - 100.00%..............  $10,549,173
                                                 -----------
                                                 -----------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
*   Non-income producing security.
**  Money market fund.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
 ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                   MARKET
SHARES                                              VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------
<C>          <S>                                 <C>
             COMMON STOCKS--97.08%
             BANKS - 4.30%
    17,000   Bay View Capital Corp. ...........  $   552,500
    19,750   California Financial Holding
             Co. ..............................      402,406
                                                 -----------
                                                     954,906
                                                 -----------
             BUILDING & HOUSING - 4.91%
    51,520   Fedders Corp. Class A.............      294,688
    25,000   Giant Cement Holding, Inc.*.......      315,625
    47,000   M/I Schottenstein Homes, Inc.*....      481,750
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,092,063
                                                 -----------
             COAL - 3.91%
    60,000   Zeigler Coal Holding Co. .........      870,000
                                                 -----------
             COMPUTERS & OFFICE EQUIPMENT -
             4.18%
    22,000   Dialogic Corp. *..................      929,500
                                                 -----------
             COSMETICS & SOAPS - 2.12%
    38,500   Guest Supply, Inc.*...............      471,625
                                                 -----------
             CREDIT & FINANCE - 7.83%
    31,000   LaSalle Re Holdings, Ltd. ........      666,500
    20,000   RenaissanceRe Holdings Ltd. ......      550,000
    20,000   Security-Connecticut Corp. .......      522,500
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,739,000
                                                 -----------
             DRUGS & HOSPITAL SUPPLIES - 0.50%
    15,000   Health Images, Inc. ..............      110,625
                                                 -----------
             ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT - 1.32%
    30,000   Windmere Corp. ...................      292,500
                                                 -----------
             ELECTRONICS - 5.27%
    22,600   Cubic Corp. Designs...............      607,375
    60,000   Griffon Corp.*....................      562,500
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,169,875
                                                 -----------
             ENTERTAINMENT & LEISURE - 2.52%
    25,000   Avondale Industries, Inc.*........      434,375
    40,000   Graff Pay-Per-View Inc.*..........      125,000
                                                 -----------
                                                     559,375
                                                 -----------
             FURNISHINGS & APPLIANCES - 1.14%
   100,000   QSound Labs, Inc.*................      253,125
                                                 -----------
             GROCERY PRODUCTS - 4.02%
    22,650   ERLY Industries, Inc.*............      198,895
    43,400   FoodBrands America, Inc.*.........      694,400
                                                 -----------
                                                     893,295
                                                 -----------
             INSURANCE - 3.61%
    18,000   Ace, Ltd. ........................      803,250
                                                 -----------
             INVESTMENT COMPANY - 3.53%
    61,000   The Argentina Fund, Inc. .........      785,375
                                                 -----------
 
<CAPTION>
 ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                   MARKET
SHARES                                              VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------
<C>          <S>                                 <C>
             LODGING & CATERING - 4.29%
    90,000   Foodmaker Inc.*...................  $   630,000
    29,700   John Q. Hammons Hotels, Inc.*.....      322,988
                                                 -----------
                                                     952,988
                                                 -----------
             MACHINERY - 0.94%
    22,500   Lamson & Sessions Co.*............      208,125
                                                 -----------
             MISCELLANEOUS INDUSTRIALS - 8.09%
    36,000   Furon Co. ........................      792,000
    35,000   Ornda Healthcorp*.................    1,006,250
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,798,250
                                                 -----------
             NON-FERROUS METALS - 3.98%
    25,000   Mueller Industries, Inc.*.........      884,375
                                                 -----------
             PUBLISHING & BROADCASTING - 2.14%
    27,700   Cadmus Communications Corp. ......      474,362
                                                 -----------
             RETAILING - 6.13%
    39,700   American Eagle Outfitters,
             Inc.*.............................      392,038
    13,000   Tandycrafts, Inc.*................       78,000
    27,000   The Stop & Shop Cos., Inc.*.......      891,000
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,361,038
                                                 -----------
             SERVICES - 3.73%
    32,000   Cephalon Inc.*....................      828,000
                                                 -----------
             TELECOMMUNICATIONS - 3.52%
    59,000   Davel Communications Group,
             Inc.*.............................      781,750
                                                 -----------
             TEXTILES & SHOES - 15.10%
    60,000   Ann Taylor, Inc.*.................    1,080,000
    38,000   Cone Mills Corp.*.................      441,750
    75,000   Donnkenny Inc.*...................    1,209,375
    30,000   Fieldcrest Cannon, Inc.*..........      622,500
                                                 -----------
                                                   3,353,625
                                                 -----------
             Total Common Stocks
             (cost - $18,880,634)..............   21,567,027
                                                 -----------
             SHORT-TERM INVESTMENT--0.86%
             INVESTMENT COMPANY - 0.86%
   191,368   The Milestone Funds Treasury
             Obligations
             Portfolio, Institutional Shares**
             (cost - $191,368).................      191,368
                                                 -----------
             Total Investments
             (cost - $19,072,002) - 97.94%.....   21,758,395
             Other assets in excess of
             liabilities - 2.06%...............      457,850
                                                 -----------
             Net Assets - 100.00%..............  $22,216,245
                                                 -----------
                                                 -----------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
*   Non-income producing security.
**  Money market fund.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       11
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                                                    PRINCIPAL
                                                                                                     AMOUNT       MARKET
DESCRIPTION                                                                                          (000'S)       VALUE
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<S>                                                                                                <C>          <C>
LONG-TERM INVESTMENTS--97.44%
 
CORPORATE OBLIGATIONS - 38.94%
Associates Corp. N.A., Senior Notes, 7.50%, 05/15/99.............................................   $     150   $   155,063
Caterpillar Financial Services Corp., MTN, 6.56%, 11/03/97.......................................         150       151,068
Chevron Trust Fund, Debentures, Chevron Corp. Guaranteed, 8.11%, 12/01/04........................         475       514,209
CIT Group Holdings, Inc., Notes, 6.75%, 04/30/98.................................................         150       152,063
Columbia HCA Healthcare, Inc., Debentures, 7.19%, 11/15/15.......................................         325       313,219
Cox Communications, Inc., Debentures, 7.25%, 11/15/15............................................         250       238,917
Ford Credit 1995-B Grantor Trust, Asset-Backed Certificates, Class A, 5.90%, 10/15/00............         621       623,505
General Motors Acceptance Corp., MTN, 6.125%, 09/08/97...........................................         425       427,945
Kansas Electric & Power Co-op, Collateral Trust, Grantor Trust Notes, 9.73%, 12/15/17............         200       219,750
News America Holdings, Inc., Senior Debentures, News Corp. Ltd. Guaranteed, 7.60%, 10/11/15......         400       382,000
Penney J.C. & Co., MTN, 6.375%, 09/15/00.........................................................         600       597,750
Phillips Petroleum Co., Notes, 8.49%, 01/01/23...................................................         600       610,098
Province of Quebec, Yankee Debentures, 7.50%, 07/15/23...........................................         500       485,625
Salomon Inc., Senior Notes, MTN, 5.34%, 12/17/96.................................................         500       496,720
Salomon Inc., Senior Notes, 6.75%, 02/15/03......................................................         500       477,500
Sears Credit Account Trust 1991-B, Credit Account Pass Through Certificates, 8.60%, 05/15/98.....         500       501,450
Secured Finance Inc., Debentures, FSA Insured, 9.05%,12/15/04....................................         550       634,562
Standard Credit Card Trust 1990-6, Credit Card Participation Certificates, Class A, 9.375%,
 07/10/97........................................................................................         190       198,398
                                                                                                                -----------
Total Corporate Obligations (cost - $7,267,796)..................................................                 7,179,842
                                                                                                                -----------
 
U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCY OBLIGATIONS - 29.77%
Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation
  9.00%, 03/01/25................................................................................       1,423     1,492,586
  9.00%, 03/01/25................................................................................         408       428,147
  9.00%, 04/01/25................................................................................         356       372,840
Federal National Mortgage Association
  9.00%, 04/01/25................................................................................         221       232,256
Government National Mortgage Association
  6.50%, 11/15/23................................................................................         491       465,785
  6.50%, 03/15/24................................................................................         467       442,839
  7.00%, 03/15/26................................................................................       1,530     1,492,228
  9.00%, 05/15/25................................................................................         355       374,270
  6.50%, 04/15/25 TBA............................................................................         200       189,375
                                                                                                                -----------
Total U.S. Government Agency Obligations (cost - $5,447,182).....................................                 5,490,326
                                                                                                                -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       12
<PAGE>
THE                              BEAR                             STEARNS  FUNDS
 
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                                                    PRINCIPAL
                                                                                                     AMOUNT       MARKET
DESCRIPTION                                                                                          (000'S)       VALUE
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<S>                                                                                                <C>          <C>
LONG-TERM INVESTMENTS (CONTINUED)
U.S. GOVERNMENT OBLIGATIONS - 28.73%
U.S. Treasury Bond
  7.625%, 02/15/25...............................................................................   $     800   $   880,704
U.S. Treasury Notes
  5.875%, 08/15/98...............................................................................         400       400,272
  6.25%, 05/31/00................................................................................       1,000     1,005,700
  6.375%, 08/15/02...............................................................................       1,000     1,006,390
  6.50%, 08/15/05................................................................................         525       528,607
  7.75%,11/30/99.................................................................................         620       654,094
  7.875%,11/15/04................................................................................         750       822,352
                                                                                                                -----------
Total U.S. Government Obligations (cost - $5,405,701)............................................                 5,298,119
                                                                                                                -----------
Total Long-Term Investments (cost - $18,120,679).................................................                17,968,287
                                                                                                                -----------
                                                                                                     SHARES
                                                                                                   -----------
 
SHORT-TERM INVESTMENT--2.98%
INVESTMENT COMPANY - 2.98%
The Milestone Funds Treasury Obligations Portfolio, Institutional Shares* (cost - $549,055)......     549,055       549,055
                                                                                                                -----------
 
Total Investments (cost - $18,669,734) - 100.42%.................................................                18,517,342
Liabilities in excess of other assets - (0.42)%..................................................                   (76,626)
                                                                                                                -----------
Net Assets - 100.00%.............................................................................               $18,440,716
                                                                                                                -----------
                                                                                                                -----------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
FSA  Financial Security Assurance.
MTN Medium-Term Notes.
TBA  To be Announced. TBA  securities are purchased on  a firm commitment  basis
     with an approximate principal and maturity. The actual principal amount and
     maturity date is determined upon settlement.
*    Money  market fund, of which $204,000  was segregated as collateral for TBA
     securities.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       13
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                      STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                      LARGE CAP        SMALL CAP      TOTAL RETURN
                                                        VALUE            VALUE            BOND
                                                      PORTFOLIO        PORTFOLIO       PORTFOLIO
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
<S>                                                 <C>              <C>              <C>
ASSETS
  Investments, at value (cost--$9,202,993,
   $19,072,002,
   $18,669,734, respectively).....................  $  10,342,346    $  21,758,395    $18,517,342
  Cash............................................             --               --            538
  Receivable from investment adviser..............        224,658          191,607        282,573
  Receivable for investments sold.................         72,598               --             --
  Receivable for Portfolio shares sold............         47,530          474,066          8,654
  Dividends and interest receivable...............         14,224           13,683        255,185
  Deferred organization expenses and other
   assets.........................................         94,734          101,579         81,005
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
        Total assets..............................     10,796,090       22,539,330     19,145,297
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
LIABILITIES
  Loan payable....................................         50,000               --             --
  Payable for investments purchased...............        105,620          214,958        189,688
  Payable for Portfolio shares repurchased........             --               --        374,989
  Dividends payable...............................             --               --         27,918
  Distribution fee payable (class A and C
   shares)........................................         12,113           20,793          7,140
  Administration fee payable......................          9,106           17,782         17,290
  Custodian fee payable...........................          2,860            3,878          1,936
  Organization expenses payable...................          8,520               --          7,095
  Accrued expenses................................         58,698           65,674         78,525
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
        Total liabilities.........................        246,917          323,085        704,581
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
NET ASSETS
  Capital stock, $0.001 par value (unlimited
   shares of beneficial interest authorized)......            698            1,403          1,505
  Paid-in capital.................................      9,311,947       19,324,664     18,540,798
  Undistributed net investment income/(loss)......          5,140          (69,561)            --
  Accumulated net realized gain from
   investments....................................         92,035          273,346         50,805
  Net unrealized appreciation/(depreciation) on
   investments....................................      1,139,353        2,686,393       (152,392)
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
        Net assets................................  $  10,549,173    $  22,216,245    $18,440,716
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
CLASS A
  Net assets......................................  $   3,616,446    $   6,473,911    $ 4,467,447
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......        239,011          408,008        364,510
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Net asset value per share.......................         $15.13           $15.87         $12.26
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Maximum offering price per share (net asset
   value plus sales charge of 4.75%*, 4.75%* and
   3.75%*, respectively, of the offering price)...         $15.88           $16.66         $12.74
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
CLASS C
  Net assets......................................  $   3,519,628    $   6,753,520    $ 1,774,795
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......        233,419          427,631        144,805
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Net asset value and offering price per
   share**........................................         $15.08           $15.79         $12.26
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
CLASS Y
  Net assets......................................  $   3,413,099    $   8,988,814    $12,198,474
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......        225,713          567,076        995,312
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Net asset value, offering and redemption price
   per share......................................         $15.12           $15.85         $12.26
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
 * On investments of $50,000 or more, the offering price is reduced.
 
** Redemption price per share is equal to the net asset value per share less any
   applicable contingent deferred sales charge.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 3, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                              TOTAL
                                                    LARGE CAP   SMALL CAP     RETURN
                                                      VALUE       VALUE        BOND
                                                    PORTFOLIO   PORTFOLIO   PORTFOLIO
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
<S>                                                 <C>         <C>         <C>
INVESTMENT INCOME
  Dividends.......................................  $ 115,115   $ 104,932          --
  Interest........................................      2,830       5,353   $ 750,674
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
                                                      117,945     110,285     750,674
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
EXPENSES
  Federal and state registration fees.............     65,693      57,283      85,314
  Accounting fees.................................     62,405      62,532      63,913
  Advisory fees...................................     45,531      88,955      51,869
  Transfer agent fees and expenses................     45,781      55,800      42,929
  Legal and auditing fees.........................     24,404      24,444      31,818
  Reports and notices to shareholders.............     19,848      25,750      35,000
  Distribution fees - class A.....................     13,300      22,762      14,093
  Distribution fees - class C.....................     23,333      37,577      11,638
  Amortization of organization expenses...........     19,720      21,434      15,220
  Insurance expenses..............................     15,603      15,421      15,686
  Administration fees.............................      9,106      17,782      17,290
  Custodian fees and expenses.....................     11,029      15,989      14,357
  Trustees' fees and expenses.....................      9,240      10,724       5,300
  Other...........................................      2,930       3,955      10,255
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
        Total expenses before waivers and
         reimbursements...........................    367,923     460,408     414,682
        Less: waivers and reimbursements..........   (270,189 )  (280,562 )  (334,442 )
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
        Total expenses after waivers and
         reimbursements...........................     97,734     179,846      80,240
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
  Net investment income/(loss)....................     20,211     (69,561 )   670,434
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN/(LOSS) ON
 INVESTMENTS
  Net realized gain from investments..............     95,147     544,848     105,601
  Net change in unrealized
   appreciation/(depreciation) on investments.....  1,139,353   2,686,393    (152,392 )
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
  Net realized and unrealized gain/(loss) on
   investments....................................  1,234,500   3,231,241     (46,791 )
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM
 OPERATIONS.......................................  $1,254,711  $3,161,680  $ 623,643
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
                                                    ----------  ----------  ----------
</TABLE>
 
- --------
* Commencement of operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 3, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                 TOTAL
                                                     LARGE CAP    SMALL CAP     RETURN
                                                       VALUE        VALUE        BOND
                                                     PORTFOLIO    PORTFOLIO    PORTFOLIO
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
<S>                                                 <C>          <C>          <C>
INCREASE/(DECREASE) IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment income/(loss)....................  $   20,211   $  (69,561 ) $  670,434
  Net realized gain from investments..............      95,147      544,848      105,601
  Net change in unrealized
   appreciation/(depreciation) on investments.....   1,139,353    2,686,393     (152,392 )
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from
   operations.....................................   1,254,711    3,161,680      623,643
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
 
DIVIDENDS AND DISTRIBUTIONS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM
  Net investment income
    Class A  shares...............................      (4,557 )         --     (232,740 )
    Class C shares................................          --           --      (84,059 )
    Class Y  shares...............................     (10,514 )         --     (353,635 )
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
                                                       (15,071 )         --     (670,434 )
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
 
  Net realized capital gains
    Class A  shares...............................      (1,184 )    (64,256 )    (13,644 )
    Class C shares................................      (1,037 )    (72,361 )     (5,746 )
    Class Y  shares...............................        (891 )   (134,885 )    (35,406 )
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
                                                        (3,112 )   (271,502 )    (54,796 )
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
  Net proceeds from the sale of shares............  10,493,529   23,204,316   19,389,794
  Cost of shares repurchased......................  (1,214,980 ) (4,151,186 ) (1,253,726 )
  Shares issued in reinvestment of dividends......       9,088      247,929      381,251
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
  Net increase in net assets derived from shares
   of beneficial interest transactions............   9,287,637   19,301,059   18,517,319
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
  Total increase in net assets....................  10,524,165   22,191,237   18,415,732
 
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.............................      25,008       25,008       24,984
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
  End of period...................................  $10,549,173  $22,216,245  $18,440,716
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
                                                    -----------  -----------  -----------
</TABLE>
 
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* Commencement of operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 3, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below is per share operating performance data for each class of shares
outstanding,  total investment  return, ratios to  average net  assets and other
supplemental data  for  the  period.  This information  has  been  derived  from
information provided in the financial statements.
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                        LARGE CAP VALUE
                                         PORTFOLIO (1)              SMALL CAP VALUE                TOTAL RETURN BOND
                                     ----------------------          PORTFOLIO (2)                   PORTFOLIO (3)
                                     CLASS   CLASS   CLASS   ------------------------------   ---------------------------
                                       A       C       Y     CLASS A    CLASS C    CLASS Y    CLASS A   CLASS C   CLASS Y
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
<S>                                  <C>     <C>     <C>     <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>       <C>       <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of
   period..........................  $12.00  $12.00  $13.98  $12.00     $12.00     $13.09     $12.00    $12.00    $ 12.35
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
  Net investment
   income/(loss)(4)................   0.06   (0.01 )  0.07    (0.07)     (0.10)        --       0.71      0.67       0.41
  Net realized and unrealized
   gain/(loss) on investments(5)...   3.10    3.10    1.16     4.17       4.11       3.05       0.30      0.30      (0.05)
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
  Net increase in net assets
   resulting from operations.......   3.16    3.09    1.23     4.10       4.01       3.05       1.01      0.97       0.36
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
  Dividends and distributions to
   shareholders from:
  Net investment income............  (0.02 )    --   (0.08 )     --         --         --      (0.71)    (0.67)     (0.41)
  Net realized capital gains.......  (0.01 ) (0.01 ) (0.01 )  (0.23)     (0.22)     (0.29)     (0.04)    (0.04)     (0.04)
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
                                     (0.03 ) (0.01 ) (0.09 )  (0.23)     (0.22)     (0.29)     (0.75)    (0.71)     (0.45)
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
  Net asset value, end of period...  $15.13  $15.08  $15.12  $15.87     $15.79     $15.85     $12.26    $12.26    $ 12.26
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
  Total investment return(6)(9)....  26.35%  25.71%   8.75%   34.36%     33.59%     23.52%      8.54%     8.13%      2.92%
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
                                     ------  ------  ------  --------   --------   --------   -------   -------   -------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period
   (000's omitted).................  $3,616  $3,520  $3,413  $6,474     $6,753     $8,989     $4,467    $1,775    $12,199
  Ratio of expenses to average net
   assets(4)(7)....................   1.50%   2.00%   1.00%    1.50%      2.00%      1.00%      0.85%     1.25%      0.45%
  Ratio of net investment
   income/(loss) to average net
   assets(4)(7)(9).................   0.46%  (0.06 )%  0.76%  (0.66)%    (1.09)%       --       5.76%     5.38%      5.93%
  Decrease reflected in above
   expense ratios and net
   investment income/ (loss) due to
   waivers and
   reimbursements(7)(9)............   4.34%   4.39%   4.41%    2.32%      2.39%      2.45%      2.87%     2.95%      2.89%
  Portfolio turnover rate(8).......  45.28%  45.28%  45.28%   40.79%     40.79%     40.79%    107.35%   107.35%    107.35%
  Average commission rate per
   share...........................  $0.06   $0.06   $0.06   $ 0.06     $ 0.06     $ 0.06         --        --         --
</TABLE>
 
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 *  Commencement of operations.
 **  Calculated based on shares outstanding on the first and last day of the
     period, except for dividends and distributions, if any, which are based on
     actual shares outstanding on the dates of distributions.
(1)   Commenced investment operations on April 4, 1995. Class Y shares commenced
      its initial public offering on August 11, 1995.
(2)   Commenced investment operations on April 3, 1995. Class Y shares commenced
      its initial public offering on June 22, 1995.
(3)   Commenced investment operations on April 5, 1995. Class Y shares commenced
      its initial public offering on September 8, 1995.
(4)   Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(5)   The amount shown for a share outstanding throughout the respective period
      is not in accord with the change in the aggregate gains and losses in
      investments during the respective period because of the timing of sales
      and repurchases of Portfolio shares in relation to fluctuating net asset
      value during the period.
(6)   Total return does not consider the effects of sales loads or contingent
      deferred sales charges. Total return is calculated assuming a purchase of
      shares on the first day and a sale of shares on the last day of each
      period reported and includes reinvestment of dividends and distributions,
      if any. Total returns are not annualized.
(7)   Annualized.
(8)   Not annualized.
(9)   The total investment return and ratios for class Y shares are not
      necessarily comparable to those of class A and C shares, due to timing
      differences in the commencement of the initial public offering of class Y
      shares.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                         NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
 
ORGANIZATION AND SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES
 
The  Bear Stearns Funds  (the "Fund") was organized  as a Massachusetts business
trust on September 29, 1994 and  is registered with the Securities and  Exchange
Commission  (the  "Commission") under  the Investment  Company  Act of  1940, as
amended (the "Investment  Company Act"),  as an  open-end management  investment
company.  The Fund  currently has five  separate portfolios  in operation: three
diversified portfolios, Large Cap Value Portfolio ("Large Cap"), Small Cap Value
Portfolio ("Small  Cap")  and Total  Return  Bond Portfolio  ("Bond  Portfolio")
(collectively,   the  "Portfolios")  and  two  non-diversified  portfolios,  The
Insiders Select Fund  and S&P STARS  Portfolio. Each portfolio  is treated as  a
separate  entity for certain  matters under the Investment  Company Act, and for
other purposes,  and a  shareholder  of one  portfolio is  not  deemed to  be  a
shareholder of any other portfolio. As of the date hereof, each Portfolio offers
three classes of shares, which have been designated as class A, C and Y shares.
 
ORGANIZATIONAL  MATTERS--Prior to  commencing operations  on April  3, 1995, the
Portfolios  did  not  have  any  transactions  other  than  those  relating   to
organizational matters and the sale of 1,042, 1,042 and 1,041 class A shares and
1,042, 1,042 and 1,041 class C shares of beneficial interest of Large Cap, Small
Cap  and  Bond Portfolio,  respectively,  to Bear,  Stearns  & Co.  Inc., ("Bear
Stearns" or the  "Distributor"). Costs  of $99,875, $107,203  and $76,571  which
were  incurred  by Large  Cap, Small  Cap and  Bond Portfolio,  respectively, in
connection with the organization, registration  with the Commission and  initial
public  offering of its shares, have been deferred and are being amortized using
the straight-line method over the period of benefit not exceeding sixty  months,
beginning  with the commencement of investment operations of each Portfolio. The
Portfolios commenced investment operations on April  3, 1995, April 4, 1995  and
April  5, 1995 for Small Cap, Large Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively. In the
event that the Distributor or any  transferee of the Distributor redeems any  of
its original shares in any of the Portfolios prior to the end of the sixty month
period,  the proceeds of the redemption payable  in respect of such shares shall
be reduced  by the  pro rata  share (based  on the  proportionate share  of  the
original  shares redeemed to the total  number of original shares outstanding at
the time of the redemption) of the unamortized deferred organization expenses as
of the date  of such redemption.  In the event  that any of  the Portfolios  are
liquidated  prior to the end  of the sixty month  period, the Distributor or the
transferee of the Distributor shall  bear the unamortized deferred  organization
expenses.
 
PORTFOLIO  VALUATION--Each  Portfolio  calculates  the net  asset  value  of and
completes orders to purchase or repurchase its shares of beneficial interest  on
each  business day, with the exception of those days on which the New York Stock
Exchange is closed.
 
The Equity  Portfolios' (consisting  of  Large Cap  and Small  Cap)  securities,
including  covered call options written by  the Equity Portfolios, are valued at
the last sale price on the securities exchange or national securities market  on
which such securities primarily are traded. Securities not listed on an exchange
or   national  securities  market,   or  securities  in   which  there  were  no
transactions, are valued at the average of the most recent bid and asked prices,
except in the case  of open short  positions where the asked  price is used  for
valuation  purposes. Bid price is used when no asked price is available. For the
Bond Portfolio,  substantially  all  of the  investments  (including  short-term
investments)  are valued at each business day by one or more independent pricing
services (the "Service") approved  by the Fund's  Board of Trustees.  Securities
valued by the Service for which quoted bid prices in the judgment of the Service
are  readily available and are representative of the bid side of the market, are
valued at the mean  between the quoted  bid prices (as  obtained by the  Service
from  dealers in such securities) and asked prices (as calculated by the Service
based upon its evaluation of the  market for such securities). Securities  which
mature  in 60  days or  less are  valued at  amortized cost,  which approximates
market value, unless this
 
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method  does  not  represent  fair  value.  Expenses  and  fees,  including  the
investment advisory, administration and distribution fees, are accrued daily and
taken  into account  for the  purpose of  determining the  net asset  value of a
Portfolio's shares. Because of the differences in operating expenses incurred by
each class, the per share net asset value of each class will differ.
 
INVESTMENT  TRANSACTIONS  AND  INVESTMENT  INCOME--Investment  transactions  are
recorded  on the  trade date  (the date  on which  the order  to buy  or sell is
executed). Realized  gains and  losses  from securities  are calculated  on  the
identified  cost basis.  Dividend income  is recorded  on the  ex-dividend date.
Interest income  is recorded  on  an accrual  basis.  Discounts are  treated  as
adjustments  to interest  income and  identified costs  of investments  over the
lives of respective investments.
 
The Equity Portfolios' net investment income (other than distribution fees)  and
unrealized  and realized gains  or losses are  allocated daily to  each class of
shares based upon the  relative proportion of  net assets of  each class at  the
beginning  of the day (after adjusting for current capital share activity of the
respective classes).  The Bond  Portfolio's net  investment income  (other  than
distribution  fees) and  unrealized and realized  gains or  losses are allocated
daily to each class of shares based upon the relative proportion of the  settled
shares value of each class at the beginning of the day.
 
U.S.  FEDERAL TAX STATUS--Each Portfolio intends to distribute substantially all
of its taxable income and to comply with the other requirements of the  Internal
Revenue  Code of 1986, as amended, applicable to regulated investment companies.
Accordingly, no  provision  for  U.S.  federal  income  taxes  is  required.  In
addition,  by distributing  during each calendar  year substantially  all of its
ordinary income and  capital gains,  if any, each  Portfolio intends  not to  be
subject to a U.S. federal excise tax.
 
DIVIDENDS  AND  DISTRIBUTIONS--Each Equity  Portfolio  intends to  distribute at
least annually to shareholders substantially  all of its net investment  income.
The Bond Portfolio declares dividends from net investment income on each day the
New  York  Stock Exchange  is open  for  business. These  dividends on  the Bond
Portfolio are  paid  usually  on or  about  the  twentieth day  of  each  month.
Distribution  of net realized gains, if any,  will be declared and paid at least
annually by  all Portfolios.  Dividends and  distributions to  shareholders  are
recorded  on the  ex-dividend date.  Income and  capital gain  distributions are
determined in  accordance with  income  tax regulations  which may  differ  from
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
TRANSACTIONS WITH AFFILIATES AND RELATED PARTIES
 
During  the  period ended  March 31,  1996, Bear  Stearns Funds  Management Inc.
("BSFM" or "Adviser"), a wholly-owned  subsidiary of The Bear Stearns  Companies
Inc.,  serves  as  the investment  adviser  pursuant to  an  Investment Advisory
Agreement with  each Portfolio.  The Adviser  is entitled  to receive  from  the
Portfolios  a  monthly fee  equal  to an  annual rate  of  0.75% of  each Equity
Portfolio's average daily net assets and  0.45% of the Bond Portfolio's  average
daily net assets.
 
During  the period ended March 31, 1996, BSFM (or the "Administrator") serves as
administrator to each  Portfolio pursuant  to an  Administration Agreement.  The
Administrator  is entitled to receive from each Portfolio a monthly fee equal to
an annual rate of 0.15% of each Portfolio's average daily net assets. Under  the
terms  of an  Administrative Services Agreement  with each  Portfolio, PFPC Inc.
provides certain administrative services to each Portfolio. For providing  these
services,  PFPC Inc. is  entitled to receive  from each Portfolio  a monthly fee
equal to an annual rate of 0.10% of the Portfolio's average daily net assets  up
to $200 million, 0.075% of the next $200 million, 0.05% of the next $200 million
and  0.03% of net assets above $600 million,  subject to a minimum annual fee of
$132,000 for each Portfolio. During the  period ended March 31, 1996, PFPC  Inc.
has voluntarily waived a portion of its fee.
 
These  fees are computed daily and paid monthly, and are subject to reduction in
any year  to the  extent that  a Portfolio's  expenses (exclusive  of  brokerage
commissions,  distribution fees, taxes, interest and extraordinary items) exceed
the most stringent limits prescribed by the laws or regulations of any state  in
which  the Portfolio's shares are  offered for sale, based  on the average total
net assets of the Portfolio.  The Portfolios will not pay  BSFM at a later  time
for  any amounts it  may waive, nor  will the Portfolios  reimburse BSFM for any
amounts it may assume.
 
During the period ended March 31,  1996, the Adviser has voluntarily  undertaken
to  limit  each  Equity  Portfolio's  total  operating  expenses  (exclusive  of
brokerage commissions, taxes,  interest and  extraordinary items)  to a  maximum
annual  level of 1.50%  of the average daily  net assets of  its class A shares,
2.00% of the average  daily net assets of  its class C shares  and 1.00% of  the
average  daily net assets of its class Y shares. During the period April 3, 1995
through August  31,  1995,  the  Adviser had  voluntarily  undertaken  to  limit
 
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the  total  operating  expenses  (exclusive  of  brokerage  commissions,  taxes,
interest and extraordinary  items) of the  Bond Portfolio, to  a maximum  annual
level  of 1.00%, 1.40%, and  0.65% of such Portfolio's  average daily net assets
for class A, C and Y  shares, respectively. Effective September 1, 1995  through
March   31,  1996,  the   total  operating  expenses   (exclusive  of  brokerage
commissions, taxes, interest  and extraordinary items)  were further reduced  by
the  Adviser with respect to the Bond  Portfolio only, to a maximum annual level
of 0.80%, 1.20% and 0.45% of the  Bond Portfolio's average daily net assets  for
class A, C and Y shares, respectively. As necessary, this limitation is effected
by  waivers by the Adviser  of its advisory fees  and reimbursements of expenses
exceeding the advisory  fee. For the  period ended March  31, 1996, the  Adviser
waived  advisory fees of $45,531,  $88,955 and $51,869 for  Large Cap, Small Cap
and Bond Portfolio, respectively. In addition, the Adviser reimbursed  $224,658,
$191,607 and $282,573 for Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively,
in order to maintain the voluntary expense limitation.
 
For  the period ended March 31, 1996,  Bear Stearns, an affiliate of the Adviser
and the  Administrator,  earned approximately  $1,200  and $1,700  in  brokerage
commissions  from portfolio  transactions executed  on behalf  of Large  Cap and
Small Cap, respectively.
 
Custodial Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns Companies
Inc. and an affiliate of the Adviser and the Administrator, serves as  custodian
to the Portfolios.
 
DISTRIBUTION PLAN
 
The Fund, on behalf of each Portfolio, has entered into a Distribution Plan (the
"Plan")  pursuant to Rule 12b-1 under the Investment Company Act. Under the Plan
in effect for the period ended March  31, 1996, the Equity Portfolios each  paid
Bear  Stearns a fee at an annual rate of  0.50% for class A shares and 1.00% for
class C shares and the Bond Portfolio paid Bear Stearns a fee at an annual  rate
of 0.35% for class A shares and 0.75% for class C shares. Such fees are based on
the  average daily net assets in each class of the respective Portfolios and are
accrued daily  and paid  monthly or  at such  other intervals  as the  Board  of
Trustees may determine. The fees paid to Bear Stearns under the Plan are payable
without  regard  to  actual expenses  incurred.  For  the period  April  3, 1995
(commencement of  operations)  through  March  31,  1996,  Bear  Stearns  earned
$36,633,  $60,339  and $25,731  for  Large Cap,  Small  Cap and  Bond Portfolio,
respectively, in distribution  fees. Bear  Stearns uses  these fees  to pay  its
dealers  whose clients hold Portfolio  shares and for other distribution-related
activities.
 
In addition, as Distributor of the  Portfolios, Bear Stearns collects the  sales
charges  imposed on  sales of  each Portfolio's class  A shares,  and reallows a
portion of such charges to dealers through which the sales are made. As a result
of an undertaking by the  Distributor, it reallowed or  will reallow all of  the
sales  charges to its dealers  selling Portfolio shares for  the period April 3,
1995 (commencement  of operations)  through September  26, 1995  and the  period
February  15,  1996  through June  30,  1996. Furthermore,  the  Distributor has
increased the compensation paid to its  dealers selling Portfolio shares on  net
asset  value transfers  (purchases made  by investors  with the  proceeds from a
redemption of  shares of  an investment  company  sold with  a sales  charge  or
commission  and not  distributed by  Bear Stearns) from  0.50% to  1.00% for the
period April 15, 1996 through June 30, 1996. In addition, Bear Stearns  advanced
1.00%  in sales commissions on the sale of class C shares to dealers at the time
of such sales.
 
For the period  ended March 31,  1996, Bear Stearns  has advised each  Portfolio
that  it received approximately $60,000, $139,000 and $61,000 in front-end sales
charges resulting from sales of class A shares of Large Cap, Small Cap and  Bond
Portfolio,  respectively. From these fees, Bear  Stearns paid such sales charges
to dealers which in  turn paid commissions to  sales persons. In addition,  Bear
Stearns  has advised  Large Cap,  Small Cap and  Bond Portfolio  that during the
period, it  received approximately  $100,  $600 and  $200 from  the  Portfolios,
respectively,  in contingent deferred sales  charges upon certain redemptions by
class C shareholders.
 
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INVESTMENTS IN SECURITIES
 
For U.S. federal income tax purposes, the costs of securities owned at March 31,
1996 were $9,202,993, $19,075,998 and $18,669,734  for Large Cap, Small Cap  and
Bond Portfolio, respectively. Accordingly, the net unrealized
appreciation/(depreciation) of investments are as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                    NET
                                                               APPRECIATION/
PORTFOLIO                       APPRECIATION   DEPRECIATION    (DEPRECIATION)
- ------------------------------  ------------   ------------   ----------------
<S>                             <C>            <C>            <C>
Large Cap.....................   $1,313,814    $  (174,461)      $1,139,353
Small Cap.....................    3,858,596     (1,176,199)       2,682,397
Bond Portfolio................       78,512       (230,904)        (152,392)
</TABLE>
 
For  the period  April 3,  1995 (commencement  of operations)  through March 31,
1996,  aggregate  purchases  and  sales  of  investment  securities   (excluding
short-term securities) for each Portfolio were as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
PORTFOLIO                        PURCHASES       SALES
- ------------------------------  ------------  ------------
<S>                             <C>           <C>
Large Cap.....................   $12,048,795   $ 2,878,529
Small Cap.....................    23,498,834     5,163,049
Bond Portfolio................    31,380,166    12,507,625
</TABLE>
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
 
Each  Portfolio offers class A, C  and Y shares. Class A  shares are sold with a
front-end sales charge of up to 4.75% (3.75% in the case of the Bond Portfolio).
Class C shares  are sold  with a contingent  deferred sales  charge ("CDSC")  of
1.00% during the first year. There is no sales charge or CDSC on class Y shares,
which are offered primarily to institutional investors.
 
At  March 31, 1996, there was an unlimited  amount of $0.001 par value shares of
beneficial interest authorized for each  Portfolio, of which Bear Stearns  owned
63,675,  73,811 and 59,598  of class A  shares and 63,564,  73,763 and 59,598 of
class C shares of Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively.
 
Transactions in the  classes of  shares of  beneficial interest  for the  period
April  3,  1995 (commencement  of  operations) through  March  31, 1996  were as
follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                          SALES                 REINVESTMENTS        REPURCHASES
                             -------------------------------  -----------------  --------------------
                              SHARES           AMOUNT         SHARES    AMOUNT   SHARES     AMOUNT
                             ---------  --------------------  -------  --------  -------  -----------
<S>                          <C>        <C>                   <C>      <C>       <C>      <C>
LARGE CAP
Class A shares.............    315,696         $   4,132,049     332    $ 4,945   78,059   $1,135,562
Class C shares.............    233,174             3,029,455      68      1,009      865       12,818
Class Y shares (1).........    230,011             3,332,025     211      3,134    4,509       66,600
SMALL CAP
Class A shares.............    670,342             9,119,686   3,827     55,602  267,203    3,916,200
Class C shares.............    431,865             5,897,544   4,544     65,802    9,820      142,216
Class Y shares (2).........    564,644             8,187,086   8,725    126,525    6,293       92,770
BOND PORTFOLIO
Class A shares.............    412,635             5,005,133  11,440    142,125   60,606      761,370
Class C shares.............    146,761             1,778,698   3,450     42,916    6,447       81,056
Class Y shares (3).........  1,013,077            12,605,963  15,678    196,210   33,443      411,300
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
(1)  Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on August 11, 1995.
 
(2)  Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on June 22, 1995.
 
(3)  Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on September 8, 1995.
 
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<PAGE>
CREDIT AGREEMENT
 
The Fund, on behalf of the Portfolios, has entered into a credit agreement  with
The First National Bank of Boston. S&P STARS Fund, The Insiders Select Fund, S&P
STARS  Portfolio  and  Bear  Stearns Investment  Trust,  which  consists  of the
Emerging Markets Debt Portfolio, are also  parties to the credit agreement.  The
agreement  provides  that each  party to  the credit  agreement is  permitted to
borrow in an amount up to 15% of the value of its total assets. Subject to Board
approval and upon making necessary disclosure in its prospectus, each  portfolio
may, in accordance with the provisions of the credit agreement, borrow up to 25%
of  the value of its  total assets, less all  liabilities other than liabilities
for borrowed money outstanding at the time. However, at no time is the aggregate
outstanding principal amount  of all loans  to any of  the portfolios to  exceed
$25,000,000.  The line of credit  will bear interest at  the greater of: (i) the
annual rate of interest announced  from time to time from  the bank at its  head
office as its Base Rate, or (ii) the Federal Funds Effective Rate plus 0.50%, or
at the borrower's option, the rate quoted by The First National Bank of Boston.
 
Each  loan is payable on demand or upon termination of this credit agreement or,
for money market  loans, on  the last  day of the  interest period  and, in  any
event, not later than 14 days from the date the loan was advanced.
 
The  Portfolios use the facility to borrow money only for temporary or emergency
(not leveraging) purposes. Large Cap had  $50,000 outstanding under the line  of
credit  agreement at March 31, 1996. Small Cap and Bond Portfolio had no amounts
outstanding under the line of credit agreement at March 31, 1996.
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                         REPORT OF INDEPENDENT AUDITORS
 
The Board of Trustees and Shareholders,
Large Cap Value Portfolio
Small Cap Value Portfolio
Total Return Bond Portfolio
(Series of The Bear Stearns Funds):
 
We have audited the accompanying statements of assets and liabilities, including
the  portfolios of  investments, of Large  Cap Value Portfolio,  Small Cap Value
Portfolio, and Total Return Bond Portfolio (collectively the "Portfolios") as of
March 31, 1996, and the related statements of operations, changes in net  assets
and  the  financial  highlights  for  the  periods  presented.  These  financial
statements and financial  highlights are the  responsibility of the  Portfolios'
management.  Our  responsibility is  to express  an  opinion on  these financial
statements and the financial highlights based on our audits.
 
We  conducted  our  audits  in  accordance  with  generally  accepted   auditing
standards.  Those standards require that we plan and perform the audit to obtain
reasonable assurance about whether the financial statements are free of material
misstatement. An audit includes examining, on a test basis, evidence  supporting
the amounts and disclosures in the financial statements. Our procedures included
confirmation  of securities owned  at March 31, 1996  by correspondence with the
custodian  and  brokers.  An  audit  also  includes  assessing  the   accounting
principles  used  and  significant  estimates made  by  management,  as  well as
evaluating the overall  financial statement  presentation. We  believe that  our
audits provide a reasonable basis for our opinion.
 
In  our  opinion, such  financial  statements and  financial  highlights present
fairly, in all  material respects,  the financial  position of  Large Cap  Value
Portfolio,  Small Cap Value Portfolio, and  Total Return Bond Portfolio at March
31, 1996, the results of their operations,  the changes in their net assets  and
the  financial highlights for the periods presented in conformity with generally
accepted accounting principles.
 
Deloitte & Touche LLP
New York, New York
May 9, 1996
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                          SHAREHOLDER TAX INFORMATION
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
Each Portfolio is required by Subchapter M of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986,
as amended, to advise its shareholders within 60 days of the Portfolio's  fiscal
year  end (March 31,  1996) as to  the U.S. federal  tax status of distributions
received by the Portfolio's shareholders in respect of such fiscal year.
 
During the year ended  March 31, 1996, the  following ordinary income  dividends
per share were paid by each of the Portfolios:
 
LARGE CAP VALUE PORTFOLIO
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
         NET INVESTMENT INCOME                    SHORT-TERM CAPITAL GAINS
- ----------------------------------------  ----------------------------------------
  CLASS A       CLASS C       CLASS Y       CLASS A       CLASS C       CLASS Y
- ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------
<S>           <C>           <C>           <C>           <C>           <C>
$     0.0247            --  $     0.0752  $     0.0064  $     0.0052  $     0.0064
- ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------
- ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------
</TABLE>
 
The  percentage of total net investment income dividends received from the Large
Cap Value Portfolio qualifying for the corporate dividends received deduction is
100%.
 
SMALL CAP VALUE PORTFOLIO
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
        SHORT-TERM CAPITAL GAINS
- ----------------------------------------
  CLASS A       CLASS C       CLASS Y
- ------------  ------------  ------------
<S>           <C>           <C>
$     0.2314  $     0.2211  $     0.2911
- ------------  ------------  ------------
- ------------  ------------  ------------
</TABLE>
 
There were no dividends  for Small Cap Value  Portfolio which would qualify  for
the dividends received deduction available to corporate shareholders.
 
TOTAL RETURN BOND PORTFOLIO
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
         NET INVESTMENT INCOME                    SHORT-TERM CAPITAL GAINS
- ----------------------------------------  ----------------------------------------
  CLASS A       CLASS C       CLASS Y       CLASS A       CLASS C       CLASS Y
- ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------
<S>           <C>           <C>           <C>           <C>           <C>
$     0.7101  $     0.6651  $     0.4088  $     0.0410  $     0.0410  $     0.0410
- ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------
- ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------  ------------
</TABLE>
 
There  were no dividends for Total Return Bond Portfolio which would qualify for
the dividends received deduction available to corporate shareholders.
 
                                       24
<PAGE>
The extent  to which  dividends  were derived  from  various security  types  is
presented  below.  This  information  relates  only  to  net  investment  income
referenced above.
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                         LARGE CAP   SMALL CAP   TOTAL RETURN
                                           VALUE       VALUE         BOND
                                         PORTFOLIO   PORTFOLIO    PORTFOLIO
                                         ---------   ---------   ------------
<S>                                      <C>         <C>         <C>
U.S. Government Obligations............    --          --           24.81%
Federal Farm Credit Bank...............    --          --            0.25
Federal Home Loan Bank.................    0.07%       0.12%         2.27
Federal Home Loan Mortgage
 Corporation...........................    0.17        0.04         19.02
Federal National Mortgage
 Association...........................    --          --            7.54
Government National Mortgage
 Association...........................    --          --           12.21
Corporate Obligations..................    --          --           32.05
Dividend Income........................   99.76       99.84          1.85
                                         ---------   ---------   ------------
Total..................................  100.00%     100.00%       100.00%
                                         ---------   ---------   ------------
                                         ---------   ---------   ------------
</TABLE>
 
This information is given to meet  certain requirements of the Internal  Revenue
Code of 1986, as amended.
 
Because   the  Portfolios'  fiscal  year  is  not  the  calendar  year,  another
notification will  be  sent with  respect  to  calendar year  1996.  The  second
notification,  which  will  reflect  the  amount to  be  used  by  calendar year
taxpayers on their U.S. federal income tax returns, will be made in  conjunction
with Form 1099-DIV and will be mailed in January, 1997.
 
Foreign  shareholders will generally  be subject to U.S.  withholding tax on the
amount of their dividend. They will generally  not be entitled to a foreign  tax
credit or deduction for the withholding taxes paid by the Portfolios.
 
In  general, dividends received by tax-exempt recipients (e.g., IRAs and Keoghs)
need not be  reported as taxable  income for U.S.  federal income tax  purposes.
However, some retirement trusts (e.g., corporate, Keogh and 403(b)(7) plans) may
need this information for their annual information reporting.
 
Shareholders  are advised to consult their own  tax advisers with respect to the
tax consequences of their investment in the Portfolios.
 
                                       25
<PAGE>
 The
Bear Stearns
 Funds
 245 Park Avenue
 New York, NY 10167
 1.800.766.4111
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                       <C>
Robert S. Reitzes.......................  Chairman of the Board
Neil T. Eigen...........................  President
Peter B. Fox............................  Executive Vice President
William J. Montgoris....................  Executive Vice President
Peter M. Bren...........................  Trustee
Alan J. Dixon...........................  Trustee
John R. McKernan, Jr. ..................  Trustee
M.B. Oglesby, Jr. ......................  Trustee
Stephen A. Bornstein....................  Vice President
Frank J. Maresca........................  Vice President and Treasurer
Raymond D. DeAngelo.....................  Vice President
Ellen T. Arthur.........................  Secretary
Vincent L. Pereira......................  Assistant Treasurer
Eileen M. Coyle.........................  Assistant Secretary
 
Investment Adviser &                      Distributor
Administrator                             Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.
Bear Stearns Funds                        245 Park Avenue
Management Inc.                           New York, NY 10167
245 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10167
 
Custodian                                 Transfer & Dividend
Custodial Trust Company                   Disbursement Agent
101 Carnegie Center                       PFPC Inc.
Princeton, NJ 08540                       Bellevue Corporate Center
                                          400 Bellevue Parkway
                                          Wilmington, DE 19809
 
Counsel                                   Independent Auditors
Stroock & Stroock & Lavan                 Deloitte & Touche
7 Hanover Square                          Deloitte & Touche House
New York, NY 10004                        Earlsfort Terrace
                                          Dublin 2, Ireland
</TABLE>

This  report is submitted for the general information of the shareholders of the
Portfolio. It is not authorized for the distribution to prospective investors in
the Portfolio unless it is preceded or accompanied by a current prospectus which
includes   details  regarding   the  Portfolio's   objectives,  policies,  sales
commissions and other information. Total  return is based on historical  results
and  is not intended  to indicate future performance.  The investment return and
principal value of  an investment in  the Portfolio will  fluctuate, so that  an
investor's shares, when redeemed, may be worth more or less than original cost.
 
"Standard  &  Poor's-Registered  Trademark-",  "S&P-Registered  Trademark-", and
"STARS-Registered Trademark-" are trademarks of  The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.
and  have  been  licensed  for  use  by  Bear,  Stearns  &  Co. Inc.  S&P  STARS
Portfolio   is   not  sponsored, managed, advised, sold or promoted by  Standard
& Poor's.
 
                                                                    BSF-R-011-02
<PAGE>
S&P STARS
Portfolio
 
Annual Report
March 31, 1996
 
                                                                          [LOGO]
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                             LETTER TO SHAREHOLDERS
 
                                                                  April 25, 1996
Dear Shareholders,
 
We  are pleased to  present the first  annual report to  shareholders of the S&P
STARS Portfolio (the "Portfolio") for the period April 5, 1995 (commencement  of
investment  operations) through March 31, 1996.  The Portfolio gained 27.68% and
26.91% (without giving  effect to  sales charges and  contingent deferred  sales
charges,  if any) for class  A and C shares,  respectively, for the period ended
March 31, 1996. The  S&P 500 (Composite) Index  ("S&P 500") returned 30.75%  for
the  same time frame. For the one year ended April 5, 1996, the total return for
the Portfolio was 29.91% and 29.13% (without giving effect to sales charges  and
contingent  deferred  sales charges)  for class  A  and C  shares, respectively,
compared to 32.89% for the S&P 500.
 
Since inception on August 7, 1995 through March 31, 1996, class Y shares  gained
9.09%  versus 17.55% for the S&P 500. Further performance data for each class of
shares during this reporting period  is available in the "Financial  Highlights"
section in this report.
 
During  the  year,  the  Portfolio  was  heavily  invested  in  the  technology,
financial, healthcare and consumer non-durable  sectors. The Portfolio had  only
modest  exposure in cyclical  stocks. However, we believe  that the economy will
strengthen over the next two quarters and, therefore, have become more  weighted
in cyclical stocks.
 
The  Portfolio continues  to hold large  positions in the  technology sector. In
addition, we believe that stocks such as Bay Networks Inc., Oracle Systems Corp.
and Amgen, Inc. have  had price corrections, and  therefore are attractive on  a
valuation  basis.  We  have  created  new positions  or  added  to  our existing
positions as stock prices have dropped. Although the networking stocks have come
under some pressure, we expect  the growth in this  sector to remain strong  for
the  foreseeable future. We  continue to hold  Adaptec Inc., Computer Associates
and Sterling Software, Inc.  -- all leaders in  the fast-growing networking  and
electronic  commerce  sectors.  Although  the market  is  nervous  about current
demand, we believe that sales in this group will continue to improve. We believe
that Windows  NT and  new  PC developments  will contribute  to  a new  wave  of
corporate  upgrading  for computers  in the  U.S.  Furthermore, we  believe that
demand outside the U.S. remains robust for these products.
 
We   continue   to   maintain   significant   positions   in   healthcare    and
healthcare-related  companies.  We  believe that  these  companies  will provide
steady earnings growth  during an uncertain  economic environment. Recently,  we
have purchased Columbia/HCA Healthcare Corp. after it slipped 12% from its high.
We expect this company to have strong earnings growth in the future.
 
In  addition, the Portfolio  maintains a large  position in the  drug sector. We
have also purchased  several cyclical  issues -- with  concentrated holdings  in
Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co., Delta Air Lines Inc. and Grace (W.R.) & Co. Goodyear
Tire  &  Rubber Co.  is  one of  our largest  holdings  and should  benefit from
improved consumer demand and growth in the replacement tire market. We  continue
to  hold Grace (W.R.) & Co. which  should benefit from restructuring efforts and
strong growth in its chemical business. Moreover, we have modestly increased our
position in the oil service and energy sectors.
 
Finally, we have  developed a  weighting in the  defense and  telecommunications
industries.  These  industries appear  to be  poised  to produce  solid earnings
gains. Although we have lowered our  exposure in the financial stocks, we  still
maintain  positions  in  Citicorp,  Chubb Corp.  and  Federal  National Mortgage
Association. In short, we are positioning  the Portfolio to take advantage of  a
modest upturn in the economy.
 
In  conclusion , we appreciate  your support and would  be pleased to respond to
any questions or comments. If you  have any questions concerning the  Portfolio,
please call 1-800-766-4111.
 
Sincerely,
 
        [SIG]
Robert S. Reitzes
Chairman of the Board
The Bear Stearns Funds
Portfolio Manager
S&P STARS Master Series
 
                                       1
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                             S&P STARS Portfolio(1)
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
               CLASS A AND CLASS C SHARES(2) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                  S&P STARS PORTFOLIO
<S>              <C>                    <C>             <C>             <C>
                               Class A         Class C         S&P 500      National Consumer Price Index
April 3, 1995               $ 9,525.00     $ 10,000.00     $ 10,000.00                        $ 10,000.00
Apr 95                      $ 9,636.13     $ 10,116.67     $ 10,189.00                        $ 10,039.66
May 95                     $ 10,096.50     $ 10,583.33     $ 10,595.00                        $ 10,066.09
Jun 95                     $ 10,572.75     $ 11,083.33     $ 10,842.00                        $ 10,079.31
Jul 95                     $ 11,271.25     $ 11,808.33     $ 11,202.00                        $ 10,099.14
Aug 95                     $ 11,342.69     $ 11,875.00     $ 11,320.00                        $ 10,112.36
Sep 95                     $ 11,445.88     $ 11,875.00     $ 11,704.00                           10125.58
Oct 95                     $ 11,263.31     $ 11,783.33           11662                        $ 10,158.63
Nov 95                     $ 11,652.25     $ 12,183.33     $ 12,174.00                        $ 10,158.63
Dec 95                     $ 11,648.38     $ 12,176.00     $ 12,409.00                        $ 10,178.45
Jan 96                     $ 11,941.83     $ 12,477.81     $ 12,831.00                        $ 10,224.72
Feb 96                     $ 12,259.73     $ 12,802.36     $ 12,950.00                        $ 10,244.55
Mar 96                     $ 12,161.91     $ 12,566.37     $ 13,075.00                        $ 10,284.20
</TABLE>
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                             TOTAL RETURN
                                              WITH APPLICABLE SALES LOAD    WITHOUT APPLICABLE SALES
                                                 AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND     LOAD AND CDSC, IF ANY, AND
                                               INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND    INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS       EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                              ---------------------------  ---------------------------
<S>                                           <C>                          <C>
S&P STARS Portfolio(1)(4)
    Class A shares..........................               21.62%(5)                    27.68%
    Class C shares..........................               25.91(6)                     26.91
    Class Y shares(2)(7)....................                9.09                         9.09
S&P 500 (Composite) Index(3)................               30.75                       --
National Consumer Price Index(3)............                2.84                       --
</TABLE>
 
- ----------
(1) For the period April 5, 1995 (commencement of investment operations) through
    March 31, 1996.
(2) The  return of  class Y  shares (for  which August  7, 1995  was the initial
    public offering date) would have  been higher than class  A and C shares  if
    operations  were commenced on the same day.  The higher return is due to the
    fact that there  is no  sales load,  CDSC or 12b-1  fee charged  to class  Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    and  reflects Portfolio expenses.  Investors should note  that the Portfolio
    invests in a professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either
    unmanaged and  do  not  incur  sales charges  or  expenses  and/or  are  not
    available for investment.
(4) Bear  Stearns Funds  Management Inc. waived  its advisory fee  and agreed to
    voluntarily reimburse a  portion of  the Portfolio's  operating expenses  to
    maintain  the expense  limitation, as  set forth  in the  notes to financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects the initial  maximum 4.75%  sales load. Excluding  fee waivers  and
    expense reimbursements, the total return would have been 20.55% with a sales
    load charged and 26.56% without a sales load charged.
(6) Reflects  the maximum 1.00% contingent  deferred sales charge. Excluding fee
    waivers and expense reimbursements, the total return would have been  24.92%
    with  a CDSC  charged at  the end of  the period  and 25.92%  without a CDSC
    charged at the end of the period.
(7) Excluding fee waivers  and expense  reimbursements, the  total return  would
    have been 8.63%.
 
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
                                       2
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                     (AS A PERCENTAGE OF TOTAL NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
Aerospace                              2.83%
<S>                                <C>
Air Transport                          3.28%
Automotive Equipment                   4.97%
Banks                                  7.86%
Cash & Cash Equivalents                6.52%
Chemicals & Fertilizers                5.45%
Computers & Office Equipment           2.41%
Computer Networks                      3.00%
Computer Services                     11.06%
Credit & Finance                       4.12%
Drugs & Hospital Supplies              9.95%
Electrical Equipment                   6.65%
Electronics                            5.54%
Food & Beverages                       2.72%
Forest Products & Paper                4.09%
Insurance                              2.29%
Miscellaneous Manufacturing            2.75%
Oil & Natural Gas                      5.12%
Other                                  5.84%
Telecommunications                     3.55%
</TABLE>
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                                TOP TEN HOLDINGS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                          PERCENT OF
RANK   HOLDING                                                        SECTOR              NET ASSETS
- -----  --------------------------------------------------  -----------------------------  ----------
<C>    <S>                                                 <C>                            <C>
   1.  General Electric Co. .............................  Electrical Equipment               6.65
   2.  Sterling Software, Inc. ..........................  Computer Services                  5.07
   3.  Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co. .......................  Automotive Equipment               4.97
   4.  Computer Associates...............................  Computer Services                  4.50
   5.  Grace (W.R.) & Co. ...............................  Chemicals & Feritilizers           4.39
   6.  Citicorp..........................................  Banks                              4.19
   7.  Kimberly-Clark Corp. .............................  Forest Products & Paper            4.09
   8.  Johnson & Johnson.................................  Drugs & Hospital Supplies          3.94
   9.  Delta Air Lines Inc. .............................  Air Transport                      3.28
  10.  Adaptec Inc. .....................................  Electronics                        3.24
</TABLE>
 
                                       3
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                      STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
ASSETS
  Investment in S&P STARS Master Series
   ("Master Series"), at value....................  $  81,922,142
  Receivable for Portfolio shares sold............      1,023,063
  Receivable for investment sold in Master
   Series.........................................        241,862
  Receivable from Master Series' investment
   adviser........................................          4,424
  Deferred organization expenses and other
   assets.........................................        170,568
                                                    -------------
        Total assets..............................     83,362,059
                                                    -------------
LIABILITIES
  Payable for investment purchased in Master
   Series.........................................      1,023,063
  Payable for Portfolio shares repurchased........        241,862
  Distribution fee payable (class A and C
   shares)........................................        116,760
  Administration fee payable......................         11,547
  Accrued expenses................................         60,311
                                                    -------------
        Total liabilities.........................      1,453,543
                                                    -------------
NET ASSETS
  Capital stock, $0.001 par value (unlimited
   shares of beneficial interest authorized)......          5,495
  Paid-in capital.................................     73,932,658
  Net investment loss.............................        (47,440)
  Accumulated net realized gain from Master
   Series.........................................      2,014,786
  Net unrealized appreciation from Master
   Series.........................................      6,003,017
                                                    -------------
        Net assets................................    $81,908,516
                                                    -------------
CLASS A
  Net assets......................................  $  45,048,671
                                                    -------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......      3,019,876
                                                    -------------
  Net asset value per share.......................         $14.92
                                                    -------------
                                                    -------------
  Maximum offering price per share (net asset
   value plus sales charge of 4.75%* of the
   offering price)................................         $15.66
                                                    -------------
                                                    -------------
CLASS C
  Net assets......................................  $  28,080,540
                                                    -------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......      1,889,079
                                                    -------------
  Net asset value and offering price per
   share**........................................         $14.86
                                                    -------------
                                                    -------------
CLASS Y
  Net assets......................................  $   8,779,305
                                                    -------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......        586,530
                                                    -------------
  Net asset value, offering and redemption price
   per share......................................         $14.97
                                                    -------------
                                                    -------------
</TABLE>
 
- --------
 * On investments of $50,000 or more, the offering price is reduced.
 
** Redemption price per share is equal to the net asset value per share less any
   applicable contingent deferred sales charge.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       4
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                            STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 5, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
INVESTMENT INCOME
  Allocated net investment income from Master
   Series.........................................  $     695,138
                                                    -------------
EXPENSES
  Distribution fees - class A.....................        152,980
  Distribution fees - class C.....................        176,445
  Federal and state registration fees.............         92,577
  Administration fees.............................         78,090
  Transfer agent fees and expenses................         76,889
  Accounting fees.................................         58,660
  Reports and notices to shareholders.............         44,012
  Amortization of organization expenses...........         40,563
  Trustees' fees and expenses.....................          8,931
  Legal and auditing fees.........................          7,910
  Custodian fees and expenses.....................          4,945
  Other...........................................          5,000
                                                    -------------
        Total expenses before reimbursements......        747,002
        Less: reimbursements......................         (4,424)
                                                    -------------
        Total expenses after reimbursements.......        742,578
                                                    -------------
  Net investment loss.............................        (47,440)
                                                    -------------
NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN FROM MASTER
 SERIES
  Net realized gain...............................      3,768,620
  Net change in unrealized appreciation...........      6,003,017
                                                    -------------
  Net realized and unrealized gain................      9,771,637
                                                    -------------
NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM
 OPERATIONS.......................................  $   9,724,197
                                                    -------------
                                                    -------------
</TABLE>
 
- --------
* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       5
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 5, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
INCREASE/(DECREASE) IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment loss.............................  $   (47,440)
  Net realized gain from Master Series............    3,768,620
  Net change in unrealized appreciation from
   Master Series..................................    6,003,017
                                                    -----------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from
   operations.....................................    9,724,197
                                                    -----------
 
DIVIDENDS AND DISTRIBUTIONS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM
  Net investment income
    Class Y shares................................      (14,755)
                                                    -----------
  Net realized capital gains
    Class A shares ...............................     (994,461)
    Class C shares................................     (560,676)
    Class Y shares................................     (183,942)
                                                    -----------
                                                     (1,739,079)
                                                    -----------
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
  Net proceeds from the sale of shares............   86,911,640
  Cost of shares repurchased......................  (14,635,820)
  Shares issued in reinvestment of dividends......    1,537,317
                                                    -----------
  Net increase in net assets derived from shares
   of beneficial interest transactions............   73,813,137
                                                    -----------
  Total increase in net assets....................   81,783,500
 
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.............................      125,016
                                                    -----------
  End of period...................................  $81,908,516
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
</TABLE>
 
- --------
* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       6
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 5, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below is per share operating performance data for each class of shares
outstanding,  total investment  return, ratios to  average net  assets and other
supplemental data  for  the  period.  This information  has  been  derived  from
information provided in the financial statements.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                     CLASS A    CLASS C    CLASS Y
                                     --------   --------   --------
<S>                                  <C>        <C>        <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of
   period..........................  $  12.00   $  12.00   $14.13
                                     --------   --------   --------
  Net investment income/(loss)
   (1).............................        --      (0.06)    0.07
  Net realized and unrealized gain
   on investment (2)...............      3.31       3.28     1.20
                                     --------   --------   --------
  Net increase in net assets
   resulting from operations.......      3.31       3.22     1.27
                                     --------   --------   --------
  Dividends and distributions to
   shareholders from:
    Net investment income..........        --         --    (0.03)
    Net realized capital gains.....     (0.39)     (0.36)   (0.40)
                                     --------   --------   --------
                                        (0.39)     (0.36)   (0.43)
                                     --------   --------   --------
  Net asset value, end of period...  $  14.92   $  14.86   $14.97
                                     --------   --------   --------
                                     --------   --------   --------
  Total investment return (3)(6)...     27.68%     26.91%    9.09%
                                     --------   --------   --------
                                     --------   --------   --------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's
   omitted)........................  $ 45,049   $ 28,081   $8,779
  Ratio of expenses to average net
   assets (1)(4)...................      1.50%      2.00%    1.00%
  Ratio of net investment
   income/(loss) to average net
   assets (1)(4)(6)................     (0.01)%    (0.45)%   0.82%
  Decrease reflected in above
   expense ratios and net
   investment income/(loss) due to
   waivers and reimbursements
   (4)(5)(6).......................      0.89%      0.92%    0.99%
</TABLE>
 
- --------
*   Commencement  of investment operations. Class Y shares commenced its initial
    public offering on August 7, 1995.
**   Calculated based on  shares outstanding on  the first and  last day of  the
     period,  except for dividends  and distributions which  are based on actual
     shares outstanding on the date of distribution.
(1)   Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(2)   The amount shown for a share outstanding throughout the respective  period
      is  not in  accord with the  change in  the aggregate gains  and losses in
      investments during the respective  period because of  the timing of  sales
      and  repurchases of Portfolio shares in  relation to fluctuating net asset
      value during the period.
(3)   Total return does not  consider the effects of  sales loads or  contingent
      deferred  sales charges. Total return is calculated assuming a purchase of
      shares on the  first day  and a sale  of shares  on the last  day of  each
      period  reported and includes reinvestment of dividends and distributions,
      if any. Total returns are not annualized.
(4)   Annualized.
(5)   Includes Portfolio's share of Master Series' expenses.
(6)   The total  investment  return  and  ratios for  class  Y  shares  are  not
      necessarily  comparable to  those of  class A or  C shares,  due to timing
      differences in the commencement of the initial public offering of class  Y
      shares.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       7
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                         NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
 
ORGANIZATION AND SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES
The  Bear Stearns Funds  (the "Fund") was organized  as a Massachusetts business
trust on September 29, 1994 and  is registered with the Securities and  Exchange
Commission  (the  "Commission") under  the Investment  Company  Act of  1940, as
amended (the "Investment  Company Act"),  as an  open-end management  investment
company.  The Fund currently has five portfolios in operation: three diversified
portfolios, Large  Cap Value  Portfolio,  Small Cap  Value Portfolio  and  Total
Return  Bond Portfolio, and two  non-diversified portfolios, The Insiders Select
Fund and S&P STARS Portfolio. Each portfolio is treated as a separate entity for
certain matters under the Investment Company  Act and for other purposes, and  a
shareholder  of one  portfolio is not  deemed to  be a shareholder  of any other
portfolio. As of the date hereof,  S&P STARS Portfolio (the "Portfolio")  offers
three classes of shares which have been designated as class A, C and Y shares.
 
The  Portfolio invests all of its assets in S&P STARS Master Series (the "Master
Series"), a separate series of S&P STARS Fund (the "Master Fund"), which has the
same objective as  the Portfolio. The  Master Fund was  organized as a  Delaware
business trust on October 5, 1994 and is registered under the Investment Company
Act  as an open-end management investment company. The Master Fund currently has
one fund in operation, the Master  Series, a non-diversified fund. The value  of
the  Portfolio's  investment  in  the  Master  Series  reflects  the Portfolio's
proportionate beneficial interest in the net assets of the Master Series  (99.9%
at March 31, 1996). The performance of the Portfolio is directly affected by the
performance of the Master Series. The financial statements of the Master Series,
including  the portfolio of investments, should  be read in conjunction with the
Portfolio's financial statements.
 
ORGANIZATIONAL MATTERS--Prior to  commencing investment operations  on April  5,
1995,  the Portfolio had not  had any transactions other  than those relating to
organizational matters and the sale  of 5,209 class A  shares and 5,209 class  C
shares of beneficial interest of S&P STARS Portfolio to Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.
("Bear Stearns" or the "Distributor"). Costs of $203,596 incurred by the Fund in
connection  with the organization, its registration  with the Commission and the
initial public  offering  of  its  shares, have  been  deferred  and  are  being
amortized  using  the  straight-line  method  over  the  period  of  benefit not
exceeding sixty months, beginning with the commencement of investment operations
of the Portfolio. In  the event that  the Distributor or  any transferee of  the
Distributor  redeems any of  its original shares  prior to the  end of the sixty
month period, the proceeds of the  redemption payable in respect of such  shares
shall  be reduced by the pro rata share (based on the proportionate share of the
original shares redeemed to the total  number of original shares outstanding  at
the time of the redemption) of the unamortized deferred organization expenses as
of  the date of such  redemption. In the event  that the Portfolio is liquidated
prior to the end of the sixty month period, the Distributor or the transferee of
the Distributor shall bear the unamortized deferred organization expenses.
 
INVESTMENT VALUATION--The  Portfolio invests  all of  its assets  in the  Master
Series, rather than in a portfolio of securities. Valuation of securities by the
Master  Series is discussed in the  Master Series' Notes to Financial Statements
which are  included  elsewhere in  this  report. Expenses  and  fees,  including
administrative  and distribution fees  are accrued daily  and taken into account
for the purposes of determining the  net asset value of the Portfolio's  shares.
Because  of the differences in operating expenses incurred by each class the per
share net asset value of each class will differ.
 
INVESTMENT INCOME--The  Portfolio accrues  its share  of income,  net of  Master
Series'  expenses, daily on its investment  in the Master Series. Net investment
income and realized and unrealized gains and losses from investment transactions
conducted by the  Master Series,  are allocated to  the Portfolio  based on  the
Portfolio's  proportional beneficial  interest in the  net assets  of the Master
Series.
 
The Portfolio's allocated  investment income and  realized and unrealized  gains
and losses from the Master Series is further allocated each day to each class of
shares  based upon the  relative proportion of  net assets of  each class at the
beginning of the day (after adjusting for current capital share activity of  the
respective classes).
 
                                       8
<PAGE>
U.S.  FEDERAL TAX STATUS--The Portfolio  intends to distribute substantially all
of its taxable income and to comply with the other requirements of the  Internal
Revenue  Code of 1986, as amended, applicable to regulated investment companies.
Accordingly, no  provision  for  U.S.  federal  income  taxes  is  required.  In
addition,  by distributing  during each calendar  year substantially  all of its
ordinary income  and capital  gains, if  any, the  Portfolio intends  not to  be
subject to a U.S. federal excise tax.
 
DIVIDENDS  AND  DISTRIBUTIONS--The  Portfolio  intends  to  distribute  at least
annually to  shareholders  substantially  all  of  its  net  investment  income.
Distribution  of net realized gains, if any,  will be declared and paid at least
annually by  the  Portfolio. Dividends  and  distributions to  shareholders  are
recorded  on the  ex-dividend date.  Income and  capital gain  distributions are
determined in  accordance with  income  tax regulations  which may  differ  from
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
TRANSACTIONS WITH AFFILIATES AND RELATED PARTIES
 
During  the  period ended  March 31,  1996, Bear  Stearns Funds  Management Inc.
("BSFM" or  the  "Administrator")  served  as  administrator  to  the  Portfolio
pursuant  to  an  Administration  Agreement. The  Administrator  is  entitled to
receive from the Portfolio a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.15% of the
Portfolio's average  daily net  assets.  Under the  terms of  an  Administrative
Services Agreement with the Portfolio, PFPC Inc. provides certain administrative
services  to the Portfolio. For providing  these services, PFPC Inc. is entitled
to receive from the Portfolio a monthly  fee of $5,500. During the period  ended
March 31, 1996 PFPC Inc. has voluntarily waived a portion of its fee.
 
These  fees are computed daily and paid monthly, and are subject to reduction in
any year to  the extent that  the Portfolio's expenses  (exclusive of  brokerage
commissions,  distribution fees, taxes, interest and extraordinary items) exceed
the most stringent limits prescribed by the laws or regulations of any state  in
which  the Portfolio's shares are  offered for sale, based  on the average total
net assets of the Portfolio.
 
During the period ended March 31, 1996, BSFM as the Master Series' Adviser  (the
"Adviser")  has voluntarily undertaken to  limit the Portfolio's total operating
expenses (other than  brokerage commissions, taxes,  interest and  extraordinary
items)  to the extent that total  Portfolio operating expenses exceeded 1.50% of
the average daily net  assets of the  Portfolio's class A  shares, 2.00% of  the
average  daily net  assets of the  Portfolio's class  C shares and  1.00% of the
average daily net assets of the  Portfolio's class Y shares. As necessary,  this
limitation  is effected by waivers  by the Adviser of  its advisory fees (Master
Series only) and reimbursements of  expenses exceeding the advisory fee  (Master
Series  and  Portfolio).  For  the  period ended  March  31,  1996,  the Adviser
reimbursed $4,424 of the Portfolio's expenses in order to maintain the voluntary
expense limitation. The Portfolio will not pay  the Adviser at a later time  for
any  amounts it may waive, nor will  the Portfolio reimburse the Adviser for any
amounts it may assume.
 
Custodial Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns Companies
Inc. and  an  affiliate  of  the  Administrator,  serves  as  custodian  to  the
Portfolio.
 
DISTRIBUTION PLAN
 
The  Fund, on behalf of the Portfolio, has entered into a Distribution Plan (the
"Plan") pursuant to Rule 12b-1 under the Investment Company Act. Under the  Plan
in effect for the period ended March 31, 1996, the Portfolio paid Bear Stearns a
fee  at an annual rate of 0.50% for class A shares and 1.00% for class C shares.
Such fees  are based  on the  average  daily net  assets in  each class  of  the
Portfolio and are paid monthly. The fees paid to Bear Stearns under the Plan are
payable without regard to actual expenses incurred. For the period April 5, 1995
(commencement  of investment  operations) through  March 31,  1996, Bear Stearns
earned $329,425 in distribution fees. Bear Stearns uses these fees primarily  to
pay  dealers whose clients hold  Portfolio shares and other distribution-related
activities.
 
In addition, as Distributor  of the Portfolio, Bear  Stearns collects the  sales
charges  imposed on  sales of  the Portfolio's  class A  shares, and  reallows a
portion of such charges to dealers through which the sales are made. As a result
of an undertaking by the  Distributor, it reallowed or  will reallow all of  the
sales  charges to its dealers  selling Portfolio shares for  the period April 3,
1995 (commencement  of operations)  through September  26, 1995  and the  period
February  15,  1996  through June  30,  1996. Furthermore,  the  Distributor has
increased the compensation paid to its  dealers selling Portfolio shares on  net
asset value transfers (purchases made by investors with
 
                                       9
<PAGE>
the  proceeds from a redemption  of shares of an  investment company sold with a
sales charge or commission  and not distributed by  Bear Stearns) from 0.50%  to
1.00%  for the period  April 15, 1996  through June 30,  1996. In addition, Bear
Stearns pays 1.00% in sales commissions on the sale of class C shares to dealers
at the time of such sales.
 
For the period ended March 31, 1996, Bear Stearns has advised the Portfolio that
it received approximately $1,494,000 in  front-end sales charges resulting  from
sales  of class A  shares of the  Portfolio. From these  fees, Bear Stearns paid
such sales charges to dealers which  in turn paid commissions to sales  persons.
In  addition Bear Stearns has  advised the Portfolio that  during the period, it
received approximately $25,500  in contingent deferred  sales charges paid  upon
certain redemptions by class C shareholders of the Portfolio.
 
INVESTMENT TRANSACTIONS
 
Additions  and reductions  to the  Portfolio's investment  in the  Master Series
amounted to $86,898,982 and $15,568,630, respectively.
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
 
The Portfolio offers class  A, C and Y  shares. Class A shares  are sold with  a
front-end sales charge of up to 4.75%. Class C shares are sold with a contingent
deferred sales charge ("CDSC") of 1.00% during the first year. There is no sales
charge  or CDSC on class Y shares,  which are offered primarily to institutional
investors.
 
At March 31, 1996, there was an  unlimited amount of $0.001 par value shares  of
beneficial  interest authorized of which Bear Stearns owned 5,209 class A shares
and 5,209 class C  shares. Transactions in the  classes of shares of  beneficial
interest  for the period  April 5, 1995  (commencement of investment operations)
through March 31, 1996 were as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                SALES               REINVESTMENTS            REPURCHASES
                                        ----------------------  ----------------------  ---------------------
                                         SHARES      AMOUNT      SHARES      AMOUNT      SHARES      AMOUNT
                                        ---------  -----------  ---------  -----------  --------   ----------
<S>                                     <C>        <C>          <C>        <C>          <C>        <C>
Class A shares .......................  3,601,121  $48,488,374    58,847   $   850,924   640,092   $9,215,429
Class C shares........................  2,211,148   29,952,540    34,906       503,689   356,975    5,104,093
Class Y shares*.......................    595,898    8,595,742    12,618       182,704    21,986      316,298
<FN>
- ---------
*Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on August 7, 1995.
</TABLE>
 
CREDIT AGREEMENT
 
The Fund, on behalf of the Portfolio,  has entered into a credit agreement  with
The  First National Bank of  Boston. S&P STARS Fund,  Large Cap Value Portfolio,
Small Cap Value Portfolio, Total Return Bond Portfolio, The Insiders Select Fund
and Bear Stearns Investment Trust, which  consists of the Emerging Markets  Debt
Portfolio, are also parties to the credit agreement. The agreement provides that
each party to the credit agreement is permitted to borrow in an amount up to 15%
of  the value  of its total  assets. Subject  to Board approval  and upon making
necessary disclosure in its prospectus,  each Portfolio may, in accordance  with
the  provisions of the  credit agreement, borrow up  to 25% of  the value of its
total assets, less  all liabilities  other than liabilities  for borrowed  money
outstanding  at  the time.  However,  at no  time  is the  aggregate outstanding
principal amount of all  loans to any of  the portfolios to exceed  $25,000,000.
The  line of credit will bear interest at the greater of: (i) the annual rate of
interest announced from time  to time from  the bank at its  head office as  its
Base  Rate, or  (ii) the  Federal Funds  Effective Rate  plus 0.50%,  or, at the
borrower's option, the rate quoted by The First National Bank of Boston.
 
Each loan is payable on demand or upon termination of this credit agreement  or,
for  money market  loans, on  the last day  of the  interest period  and, in any
event, not later than 14 days from the date the loan was advanced.
 
The Portfolio uses this facility to borrow money only for temporary or emergency
(not leveraging) purposes.  The Portfolio  had no amount  outstanding under  the
line of credit agreement at March 31, 1996.
 
                                       10
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                         REPORT OF INDEPENDENT AUDITORS
 
The Board of Trustees and Shareholders,
S&P STARS Portfolio
(A series of The Bear Stearns Funds):
 
We  have audited the accompanying statement of assets and liabilities of the S&P
STARS Portfolio  (the  "Portfolio"), as  of  March  31, 1996,  and  the  related
statements of operations, changes in net assets and the financial highlights for
the  period April 5,  1995 (commencement of investment  operations) to March 31,
1996. These financial statements and financial highlights are the responsibility
of the Portfolio's management.  Our responsibility is to  express an opinion  on
these financial statements and the financial highlights based on our audit.
 
We  conducted our audit in accordance with auditing standards generally accepted
in the  United States  of America.  Those  standards require  that we  plan  and
perform  the audit  to obtain reasonable  assurance about  whether the financial
statements are free of material misstatement. An audit includes examining, on  a
test  basis, evidence  supporting the amounts  and disclosures  in the financial
statements. An audit also includes assessing the accounting principles used  and
significant  estimates made  by management,  as well  as evaluating  the overall
financial  statement  presentation.  We  believe  that  our  audit  provides   a
reasonable basis for our opinion.
 
In  our  opinion, such  financial  statements and  financial  highlights present
fairly, in all material respects, the financial position of S&P STARS  Portfolio
at  March 31, 1996, the results of its operations, the changes in its net assets
and the  financial  highlights  for  the period  presented  in  conformity  with
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
Deloitte & Touche
Dublin, Ireland
May 9, 1996
 
                                       11
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                          SHAREHOLDER TAX INFORMATION
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
The  Portfolio is required by Subchapter M of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986,
as amended, to advise its shareholders within 60 days of the Portfolio's  fiscal
year  end (March 31,  1996) as to  the U.S. federal  tax status of distributions
received by the Portfolio's shareholders in respect of such fiscal year.
 
During the year ended  March 31, 1996, the  following ordinary income  dividends
per share were paid by the Portfolio:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
     NET INVESTMENT INCOME          SHORT-TERM CAPITAL GAINS
- -------------------------------  -------------------------------
 CLASS A    CLASS C    CLASS Y    CLASS A    CLASS C    CLASS Y
- ---------  ---------  ---------  ---------  ---------  ---------
 
<S>        <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>
   --         --      $  0.0319  $  0.3897  $  0.3589  $  0.3923
</TABLE>
 
The  percentage of total  net investment income dividends  received from the S&P
STARS Portfolio qualifying  for the  corporate dividends  received deduction  is
32.05%.
 
The  extent  to which  dividends  were derived  from  various security  types is
presented  below.  This  information  relates  only  to  net  investment  income
referenced above.
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                              <C>
Dividend Income................................................      95.39%
Federal Home Loan Bank.........................................       3.72
Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation.........................       0.89
                                                                 ----------
                                                                    100.00%
                                                                 ----------
                                                                 ----------
</TABLE>
 
This  information is given to meet  certain requirements of the Internal Revenue
Code of 1986, as amended.
 
Because  the  Portfolio's  fiscal  year  is  not  the  calendar  year,   another
notification  will  be  sent with  respect  to  calendar year  1996.  The second
notification, which  will  reflect  the  amount to  be  used  by  calendar  year
taxpayers  on their U.S. federal income tax returns, will be made in conjunction
with Form 1099-DIV and will be mailed in January, 1997.
 
Foreign shareholders will generally  be subject to U.S.  withholding tax on  the
amount  of their dividend. They will generally  not be entitled to a foreign tax
credit or deduction for the withholding taxes paid by the Portfolio.
 
In general, dividends received by tax-exempt recipients (e.g., IRAs and  Keoghs)
need  not be reported  as taxable income  for U.S. federal  income tax purposes.
However, some retirement trusts (e.g., corporate, Keogh and 403(b)(7) plans) may
need this information for their annual information reporting.
 
Shareholders are advised to consult their  own tax advisers with respect to  the
tax consequences of their investment in the Portfolio.
 
                                       12
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
 ----------------------------------------------------------
<C>            <S>                                <C>
                                                    MARKET
SHARES+                                              VALUE
 
<CAPTION>
- -------------------------------------------------------------
<C>            <S>                                <C>
               COMMON STOCKS--93.48%
 
               AEROSPACE - 2.83%
     39,500    Rockwell International Corp......  $ 2,325,562
                                                  -----------
               AIR TRANSPORT - 3.28%
     35,000    Delta Air Lines Inc. ............    2,690,625
                                                  -----------
 
               AUTOMOTIVE EQUIPMENT - 4.97%
     80,000    Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co. ......    4,080,000
                                                  -----------
 
               BANKS - 7.86%
     25,000    Bank of New York Co., Inc. ......    1,287,500
     43,000    Citicorp.........................    3,440,000
     50,000    Green Tree Financial Corp.++*....    1,718,750
                                                  -----------
                                                    6,446,250
                                                  -----------
 
               BROADCASTING - 1.06%
     20,000    Infinity Broadcasting Co.........      867,500
                                                  -----------
               CHEMICALS & FERTILIZERS - 5.45%
     10,000    The Dow Chemical Co..............      868,750
     46,000    Grace (W.R.) & Co.+++ ...........    3,599,500
                                                  -----------
                                                    4,468,250
                                                  -----------
 
               COAL - 0.53%
     30,000    Zeigler Coal Holding Co..........      435,000
                                                  -----------
 
               COMPUTERS & OFFICE EQUIPMENT - 2.41%
     45,000    Cheyenne Software Inc.++*........      708,750
     27,000    Oracle Systems Corp..............    1,272,375
                                                  -----------
                                                    1,981,125
                                                  -----------
               COMPUTER NETWORKS - 3.00%
     80,000    Bay Networks Inc. ...............    2,460,000
                                                  -----------
               COMPUTER SERVICES - 11.06%
     31,000    Automatic Data Processing,
               Inc.++ ..........................    1,220,625
     51,500    Computer Associates..............    3,688,688
     59,000    Sterling Software, Inc.*.........    4,159,500
                                                  -----------
                                                    9,068,813
                                                  -----------
<CAPTION>
 ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                    MARKET
SHARES+                                              VALUE
- -------------------------------------------------------------
<C>            <S>                                <C>
 
               CREDIT & FINANCE - 4.12%
     39,000    American Express Co..............  $ 1,925,625
     45,500    Federal National Mortgage
               Association......................    1,450,312
                                                  -----------
                                                    3,375,937
                                                  -----------
 
               DRUGS & HOSPITAL SUPPLIES - 9.95%
     40,000    Amgen, Inc.......................    2,325,000
     35,000    Bio-Technology General Corp.*....      229,688
     36,000    Foundation Health Corp.++*.......    1,372,500
     35,000    Johnson & Johnson................    3,228,750
     15,000    Pfizer Inc. .....................    1,005,000
                                                  -----------
                                                    8,160,938
                                                  -----------
 
               ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT - 6.65%
     70,000    General Electric Co..............    5,451,250
                                                  -----------
 
               ELECTRONICS - 5.54%
     55,000    Adaptec Inc.++*..................    2,653,750
     80,500    Dynatech Corp. ..................    1,891,750
                                                  -----------
                                                    4,545,500
                                                  -----------
 
               ENTERTAINMENT & LEISURE - 1.29%
     60,000    Comcast Corp. Class A............    1,061,250
                                                  -----------
 
               FOOD & BEVERAGES - 2.72%
     27,000    The Coca-Cola Co. ...............    2,230,875
                                                  -----------
 
               FOREST PRODUCTS & PAPER - 4.09%
     45,000    Kimberly-Clark Corp.+++..........    3,352,500
                                                  -----------
 
               INSURANCE - 2.29%
     20,000    Chubb Corp.......................    1,877,500
                                                  -----------
 
               MISCELLANEOUS MANUFACTURING - 2.75%
     96,000    Whittaker Corp.*.................    2,256,000
                                                  -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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<PAGE>
THE                              BEAR                             STEARNS  FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
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                                                    MARKET
SHARES+                                              VALUE
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<C>            <S>                                <C>
               COMMON STOCKS (CONTINUED)
 
               OIL & NATURAL GAS - 5.12%
     25,000    Baker Hughes, Inc................  $   731,250
     20,000    Dresser Industries, Inc..........      610,000
     16,000    Mobil Corp. .....................    1,854,000
     20,000    Williams Cos., Inc. .............    1,007,500
                                                  -----------
                                                    4,202,750
                                                  -----------
 
               OIL-OFFSHORE DRILLING - 1.22%
    100,000    Global Marine, Inc.*.............    1,000,000
                                                  -----------
               RAILROADS - 1.74%
     50,000    Illinois Central Corp.++.........    1,425,000
                                                  -----------
 
               TELECOMMUNICATIONS - 3.55%
     42,500    ECI Telecom Ltd..................      950,938
     65,000    MCI Communications Corp.++.......    1,966,250
                                                  -----------
                                                    2,917,188
                                                  -----------
               Total Common Stocks
               (cost - $70,673,439).............   76,679,813
                                                  -----------
 
               SHORT-TERM INVESTMENTS--7.18%
               INVESTMENT COMPANY - 1.08%
    886,080    The Milestone Funds Treasury
               Obligations Portfolio,
               Institutional Shares**...........      886,080
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  PRINCIPAL
   AMOUNT                                           MARKET
   (000'S)                                           VALUE
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<C>            <S>                                <C>
 
               U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCY OBLIGATION - 6.10%
     $5,000    Federal Home Loan Bank Discount
               Note, 5.25%, 04/01/96............  $ 5,000,000
                                                  -----------
               Total Short Term Investments
               (cost - $5,886,080)..............    5,886,080
                                                  -----------
               Total Investments
               (cost $76,559,519) - 100.66%.....   82,565,893
               Liabilities in excess of other
               assets - (0.66)%.................     (538,185)
                                                  -----------
               Net Assets - 100.00%.............  $82,027,708
                                                  -----------
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</TABLE>
 
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+   Unless otherwise indicated all common stocks are ranked five stars.
++  Currently ranked four stars; ranked five stars when purchased.
+++ Currently ranked three stars; ranked five stars when purchased.
*   Non-income producing security.
**  Money market fund.
 
S&P STARS RANKINGS:
Five stars - Buy - Expected to be among the best performers over the next twelve
                   months and to rise in price.
Four stars - Accumulate - Expected to be an above-average performer.
Three stars - Hold - Expected to be an average performer.
Two stars - Avoid - Expected to be a below-average performer.
One star - Sell - Expected to be a well-below-average  performer and to fall  in
                  price.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                      STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES
                                 MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
ASSETS
  Investments, at value (cost--$76,559,519).......  $  82,565,893
  Receivable for investments sold.................      2,444,131
  Receivable for beneficial interests sold........      1,023,063
  Dividends and interest receivable...............        140,998
  Receivable from investment adviser..............         79,750
  Prepaid insurance...............................         15,768
  Deferred organization expenses..................         80,156
                                                    --------------
        Total assets..............................     86,349,759
                                                    --------------
LIABILITIES
  Payable for investments purchased...............      4,042,149
  Payable for beneficial interests repurchased....        241,862
  Administration and accounting fee payable.......          5,901
  Custodian fee payable...........................          2,800
  Accrued expenses................................         29,339
                                                    --------------
        Total liabilities.........................      4,322,051
                                                    --------------
NET ASSETS
  Net proceeds from capital contributions and
   withdrawals....................................     76,021,334
  Net unrealized appreciation on investments......      6,006,374
                                                    --------------
        Net assets applicable to investors'
       beneficial interests.......................  $  82,027,708
                                                    --------------
                                                    --------------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                            STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 5, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
INVESTMENT INCOME
  Dividends.......................................  $   667,421
  Interest........................................      127,898
                                                    -----------
                                                        795,319
                                                    -----------
EXPENSES
  Advisory fees...................................      384,778
  Administration and accounting fees..............       61,620
  Custodian fees and expenses.....................       37,542
  Legal and auditing fees.........................       22,783
  Amortization of organizational expenses.........       19,844
  Insurance expenses..............................       17,302
  Trustees' fees and expenses.....................       16,870
  Other...........................................        3,521
                                                    -----------
        Total expenses before waivers and
       reimbursements.............................      564,260
        Less: waivers and reimbursements..........     (464,529)
                                                    -----------
        Total expenses after waivers and
       reimbursements.............................       99,731
                                                    -----------
  Net investment income...........................      695,588
                                                    -----------
NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN/(LOSS) ON
 INVESTMENTS, SECURITES SOLD SHORT AND OPTION
 TRANSACTIONS
  Net realized gain/(loss) from:
        Investments...............................    4,059,481
        Option transactions.......................      (65,149)
        Securities sold short.....................     (224,962)
  Net change in unrealized appreciation on
   investments....................................    6,006,374
                                                    -----------
  Net realized and unrealized gain on investments,
   securities sold short and option
   transactions...................................    9,775,744
                                                    -----------
NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM
 OPERATIONS.......................................  $10,471,332
                                                    -----------
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</TABLE>
 
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* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 5, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                           <C>
INCREASE IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment income.....................................    $   695,588
  Net realized gain from investments, securities sold short
   and option transactions..................................      3,769,370
  Net change in unrealized appreciation on investments......      6,006,374
                                                              ---------------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations......     10,471,332
                                                              ---------------
 
CAPITAL TRANSACTIONS
  Contributions.............................................     86,999,990
  Withdrawals...............................................    (15,568,630)
                                                              ---------------
  Net increase in net assets derived from capital
   transactions.............................................     71,431,360
                                                              ---------------
  Total increase in net assets..............................     81,902,692
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.......................................        125,016
                                                              ---------------
  End of period.............................................    $82,027,708
                                                              ---------------
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</TABLE>
 
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* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
              FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 5, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
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Contained below are ratios to average net assets and other supplemental data for
the  period. This information has been  derived from information provided in the
financial statements.
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<S>                                  <C>
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's
   omitted)........................  $82,028
  Ratio of expenses to average net
   assets (1)(2)...................    0.19%
  Ratio of net investment income to
   average net assets (1)(2).......    1.36%
  Decrease reflected in above
   expense ratios and net
   investment income due to waivers
   and reimbursements (2)..........    0.91%
  Portfolio turnover rate (3)......  295.97%
  Average commission rate per
   share...........................  $ 0.06
</TABLE>
 
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*   Commencement of investment operations.
(1) Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(2) Annualized.
(3) Not annualized.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                                 S&P STARS Fund
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                         NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
 
ORGANIZATION AND SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES
 
S&P STARS Fund (the "Master Fund") was organized as a Delaware business trust on
October  5, 1994 and  is registered with the  Securities and Exchange Commission
(the "Commission") under  the Investment Company  Act of 1940,  as amended  (the
"Investment  Company Act"),  as an  open-end management  investment company. The
Master Fund is  a "series fund"  which is  a mutual fund  divided into  separate
portfolios.  Each portfolio is treated as  a separate entity for certain matters
under the Investment Company Act, and  for other purposes, and a shareholder  of
one  portfolio is  not deemed to  be a  shareholder of any  other portfolio. The
Master Fund currently has  one portfolio in operation,  S&P STARS Master  Series
(the "Master Series"), a non-diversified portfolio.
 
ORGANIZATIONAL  MATTERS--Prior to  commencing investment operations  on April 5,
1995, the Master Fund had not had any transactions other than those relating  to
organizational  matters and the sale of  10,418 shares of beneficial interest of
the Master Series to S&P STARS  Portfolio (the "Portfolio") of The Bear  Stearns
Funds.  Costs of  $100,000 incurred  by the Master  Fund in  connection with the
organization and its registration with the Commission have been deferred and are
being amortized, using the straight-line method  over the period of benefit  not
exceeding sixty months, beginning with the commencement of investment operations
of the Master Series. The Master Series commenced investment operations on April
5,  1995. In  the event that  the Portfolio  or any transferee  of the Portfolio
redeems any of its original shares prior  to the end of the sixty month  period,
the  proceeds  of the  redemption payable  in  respect of  such shares  shall be
reduced by the pro rata share (based on the proportionate share of the  original
shares  redeemed to the total number of  original shares outstanding at the time
of the redemption) of the unamortized  deferred organization expenses as of  the
date of such redemption. In the event that the Master Series is liquidated prior
to  the end of  the sixty month period,  the Portfolio or  the transferee of the
Portfolio shall bear the unamortized deferred organization expenses.
 
PORTFOLIO VALUATION--Securities, including covered  call options written by  the
Master  Series, are valued at the last  sale price on the securities exchange or
national securities  market  on  which such  securities  primarily  are  traded.
Securities  not  listed  on  an  exchange  or  national  securities  market,  or
securities in which there were no transactions, are valued at the average of the
most recent bid and  asked prices, except  in the case  of open short  positions
where  the asked price is used for valuation purposes. Bid price is used when no
asked price is available. Securities which mature in 60 days or less are  valued
at  amortized cost which approximates market  value, unless this method does not
represent fair value. Expenses and  fees, including the investment advisory  and
administration  fees, are accrued daily and  taken into account for the purposes
of determining the net asset value of the Master Series shares.
 
INVESTMENT  TRANSACTIONS  AND   INVESTMENT  INCOME--Master  Series'   investment
transactions  are recorded on the trade date (the date on which the order to buy
or sell is executed). Realized gains  and losses from securities are  calculated
on  the identified  cost basis. Dividend  income is recorded  on the ex-dividend
date. Interest income is recorded on an accrual basis.
 
OPTIONS WRITING--When the Master Series writes an option, an amount equal to the
premium received  by  the  Master Series  is  recorded  as a  liability  and  is
subsequently  adjusted  to  the  current market  value  of  the  option written.
Premiums received from writing options which expire unexercised are recorded  by
the  Master  Series  on  the  expiration  date  as  realized  gains  from option
transactions. The  difference  between  the  premium  and  the  amount  paid  on
effecting  a closing  purchase transaction, including  brokerage commissions, is
also treated as a realized gain, or if the premium is less than the amount  paid
for  the closing purchase transaction,  as a realized loss.  If a call option is
exercised, the premium is added to the proceeds from the sale of the  underlying
securities in determining whether the Master Series has a realized gain or loss.
If  a  put  option is  exercised,  the premium  reduces  the cost  basis  of the
securities
 
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purchased by  the Master  Series.  The Master  Series'  use of  written  options
involves,  to varying degrees, elements  of market risk in  excess of the amount
recognized in the statement of assets and liabilities. The contract or  notional
amounts  reflect the extent of the Master Series' involvement in these financial
instruments. In writing an option, the Master Series bears the market risk of an
unfavorable change in the price of  the security underlying the written  option.
Exercise  of an option written  by the Master Series  could result in the Master
Series selling or buying a security at a price different from the current market
value. The Master Series'  activities in written  options are conducted  through
regulated exchanges which do not result in counterparty credit risks.
 
Option activity for the period ended March 31, 1996 was as follows:
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<CAPTION>
                                                                                                          CALL OPTIONS
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                                                                                                    CONTRACTS      PREMIUMS
                                                                                                  -------------  -------------
<S>                                                                                               <C>            <C>
Outstanding at beginning of period..............................................................           --               --
Options written.................................................................................       88,665    $   4,008,132
Options closed or expired.......................................................................      (88,665)      (4,008,132)
                                                                                                  -------------  -------------
Outstanding at end of period....................................................................           --               --
                                                                                                  -------------  -------------
 
<CAPTION>
                                                                                                         PUT OPTIONS
                                                                                                  --------------------------
 
                                                                                                    CONTRACTS     PREMIUMS
 
                                                                                                  -------------  -----------
 
<S>                                                                                               <C>            <C>
Outstanding at beginning of period..............................................................            --            --
 
Options written.................................................................................            75   $    18,975
 
Options closed or expired.......................................................................           (75)      (18,975)
 
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Outstanding at end of period....................................................................            --            --
 
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</TABLE>
 
SHORT SELLING--When the Master Series makes a short sale, an amount equal to the
proceeds  received  by the  Master  Series is  recorded  as a  liability  and is
subsequently adjusted to the current market value of the short sale. Short sales
represent obligations of the Master Series  to make future delivery of  specific
securities  and, correspondingly, create an  obligation to purchase the security
at market  prices prevailing  at the  later  delivery date  (or to  deliver  the
security if already owned by the Master Series). Upon the termination of a short
sale, the Master Series will recognize a gain, limited to the price at which the
Master  Series sold  the security short,  if the  market price is  less than the
proceeds originally received. The Master Series will recognize a loss, unlimited
in magnitude, if the  market price at termination  is greater than the  proceeds
originally  received. As a result,  short sales create the  risk that the Master
Series' ultimate obligation to satisfy the delivery requirements may exceed  the
amount  of  the proceeds  initially received  or the  liability recorded  in the
financial statements.
 
U.S. FEDERAL TAX STATUS--The Master Series is treated as a partnership for  U.S.
federal tax purposes. No provision is made by the Master Series for U.S. federal
taxes;  each investor  in the  Master Series  is ultimately  responsible for the
payment of any taxes. Since one of  the Master Series' investors is a  regulated
investment company that invest all of its assets in the Master Series (S&P STARS
Portfolio  or  the "Portfolio"),  the Master  Series  normally must  satisfy the
applicable source of income and diversification requirements (under the Internal
Revenue Code) in  order for  the Portfolio to  satisfy them.  The Master  Series
intends to comply with the requirements of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, as
amended, applicable to regulated investment companies.
 
TRANSACTIONS WITH AFFILIATES AND RELATED PARTIES
 
During  the  period ended  March 31,  1996, Bear  Stearns Funds  Management Inc.
("BSFM" or  the  "Adviser"),  a  wholly-owned subsidiary  of  The  Bear  Stearns
Companies  Inc., served as the investment  adviser of the Master Series pursuant
to an Investment Advisory Agreement. The Adviser is entitled to receive from the
Master Series a  monthly fee  equal to  an annual rate  of 0.75%  of the  Master
Series' average daily net assets.
 
Under the terms of an Administrative Services Agreement with the Portfolio, PFPC
International  Ltd.  provides  certain  administrative  services  to  the Master
Series. For providing  these services,  PFPC International Ltd.  is entitled  to
receive from the Master Series a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.12% of
the  Master  Series' net  assets  up to  $200 million,  0.09%  of the  next $200
million, 0.075% of the  next $200 million,  and 0.05% of  net assets above  $600
million,  subject to  a minimum  fee of  $8,500 for  the Master  Series, payable
monthly. During the  period ended March  31, 1996, PFPC  International Ltd.  has
voluntarily waived a portion of its fee.
 
During  the period ended March 31,  1996, the Adviser has voluntarily undertaken
to  limit  the  Portfolio's  total  operating  expenses  (other  than  brokerage
commissions,  interest, taxes and extraordinary items)  to the extent that total
Portfolio operating expenses exceeded 1.50% of  the average daily net assets  of
the  Portfolio's class A  shares, 2.00% of  the average daily  net assets of the
Portfolio's class C  shares and 1.00%  of the  average daily net  assets of  the
Portfolio's class Y shares. As necessary, this limitation is effected by waivers
by the Adviser of its advisory fees and reimbursements of expenses exceeding the
advisory    fee.    For    the    period    ended    March    31,    1996,   the
 
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Adviser waived $384,779 of its advisory fee and reimbursed $79,750 of the Master
Series expenses  in order  to  maintain the  voluntary expense  limitation.  The
Master  Series will not pay the  Adviser at a later time  for any amounts it may
waive, nor will the Master Series reimburse  the Adviser for any amounts it  may
assume.
 
For  the period ended March 31, 1996, Bear,  Stearns & Co. Inc., an affiliate of
the  Adviser,   earned  $378,353   in  brokerage   commissions  from   portfolio
transactions executed on behalf of the Master Series.
 
Custodial Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns Companies
Inc. and an affiliate of the Adviser, serves as custodian to the Master Series.
 
INVESTMENTS IN SECURITIES
 
For  U.S. federal income tax purposes, the cost of securities owned at March 31,
1996  was  $76,887,585.   Accordingly,  the  net   unrealized  appreciation   of
investments  of $5,678,308 was composed of  gross appreciation of $6,807,564 for
those investments having an excess of value over cost, and gross depreciation of
$1,129,256 for those investments having an excess of cost over value.
 
For the period  April 5,  1995 (commencement of  investment operations)  through
March   31,  1996,  aggregate  purchases  and  sales  of  investment  securities
(excluding  short-term   securities)   were   $209,191,856   and   $142,577,898,
respectively.
 
CREDIT AGREEMENT
 
The  S&P STARS Fund, on  behalf of the Master Series,  has entered into a credit
agreement with The First National Bank of Boston. Bear Stearns Investment Trust,
which consists of the Emerging Markets Debt Portfolio and The Bear Stearns Funds
consisting of S&P STARS  Portfolio, Large Cap Value  Portfolio, Small Cap  Value
Portfolio,  Total Return  Bond Portfolio and  The Insiders Select  Fund are also
parties to the  credit agreement.  The agreement provides  that each  fund as  a
party  to the credit agreement is permitted to  borrow in an amount up to 15% of
the value  of  its total  assets.  Subject to  Board  approval and  upon  making
necessary  disclosure in its  prospectus, each fund may,  in accordance with the
provisions of the credit agreement, borrow up  to 25% of the value of its  total
assets,   less  all  liabilities  other  than  liabilities  for  borrowed  money
outstanding at  the time.  However,  at no  time  is the  aggregate  outstanding
principal  amount of all  loans to any  of the funds  to exceed $25,000,000. The
line of credit  will bear interest  at the greater  of: (i) the  annual rate  of
interest  announced from time  to time from the  bank at its  head office as its
Base Rate, or  (ii) the  Federal Funds  Effective Rate  plus 0.50%,  or, at  the
borrower's option, the rate quoted by The First National Bank of Boston.
 
Each  loan is payable on demand or upon termination of this credit agreement or,
for money market  loans, on  the last  day of the  interest period  and, in  any
event, not later than 14 days from the date the loan was advanced.
 
The  Master Series  uses this  facility to  borrow money  only for  temporary or
emergency (not leveraging) purposes. The Master Series had no amount outstanding
under the line of credit agreement at March 31, 1996.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                         REPORT OF INDEPENDENT AUDITORS
 
The Board of Trustees and Investors,
S&P STARS Master Series
(A series of the S&P STARS Fund):
 
We have audited the accompanying statement of assets and liabilities,  including
the  portfolio of investments, of S&P STARS Master Series (the "Master Series"),
as of March 31, 1996, and the  related statements of operations, changes in  net
assets  and the financial highlights for  the period April 5, 1995 (commencement
of investment  operations) to  March 31,  1996. These  financial statements  and
financial  highlights are the  responsibility of the  Master Series' management.
Our responsibility is to  express an opinion on  these financial statements  and
the financial highlights based on our audit.
 
We  conducted our audit in accordance with auditing standards generally accepted
in the  United States  of America.  Those  standards require  that we  plan  and
perform  the audit  to obtain reasonable  assurance about  whether the financial
statements are free of material misstatement. An audit includes examining, on  a
test  basis, evidence  supporting the amounts  and disclosures  in the financial
statements. Our procedures  included confirmation of  securities owned at  March
31,  1996  by  correspondence with  the  custodian  and brokers.  An  audit also
includes assessing the accounting principles used and significant estimates made
by  management,  as   well  as  evaluating   the  overall  financial   statement
presentation.  We believe  that our  audit provides  a reasonable  basis for our
opinion.
 
In our  opinion,  such financial  statements  and financial  highlights  present
fairly,  in all  material respects, the  financial position of  S&P STARS Master
Series at March 31, 1996, the results of its operations, the changes in its  net
assets  and the financial highlights for the period presented in conformity with
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
Deloitte & Touche
Dublin, Ireland
May 9, 1996
 
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