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                                                  THE INSIDERS SELECT FUND

                                                  SEMI-ANNUAL REPORT
                                                  SEPTEMBER 30, 1996


   THE  
   BEAR STEARNS
   FUNDS
   245 Park Avenue  
   New York, NY 10167
   1.800.766.4111


   Robert S. Reitzes . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Chairman of the Board
   Neil T. Eigen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  President
   Peter B. Fox. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Executive Vice President
   William J. Montgoris. . . . . . . . . . . . .  Executive Vice President
   Peter M. Bren . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Trustee
   Alan J. Dixon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Trustee
   John R. McKernan, Jr. . . . . . . . . . . . .  Trustee
   M.B. Oglesby, Jr. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Trustee
   Stephen A. Bornstein. . . . . . . . . . . . .  Vice President
   Frank J. Maresca. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Vice President and Treasurer
   Raymond D. DeAngelo . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Vice President
   Ellen T. Arthur . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Secretary
   Vincent L. Pereira. . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Assistant Treasurer
   Eileen M. Coyle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Assistant Secretary


   INVESTMENT ADVISER & 
   ADMINISTRATOR                                  SUB-INVESTMENT ADVISER
   Bear Stearns Funds                             Symphony Asset Management
   Management Inc.                                555 California Street,
   245 Park Avenue                                Suite 2975
   New York, NY 10167                             San Francisco, CA 94104

   DISTRIBUTOR                                    CUSTODIAN
   Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.                       Custodial Trust Company
   245 Park Avenue                                101 Carnegie Center
   New York, NY 10167                             Princeton, NJ 08540

   TRANSFER & DIVIDEND                            COUNSEL
   DISBURSEMENT AGENT                             Stroock & Stroock & Lavan
   PFPC Inc.                                      7 Hanover Square
   Bellevue Corporate Center                      New York, NY  10004
   400 Bellevue Parkway
   Wilmington, DE 19809

   INDEPENDENT AUDITORS
   Deloitte & Touche LLP
   Two World Financial Center
   New York, NY 10281


   This report is submitted for the general information of the shareholders of
   the Portfolio. It is not authorized for the distribution to prospective
   investors in the Portfolio unless it is preceded or accompanied by a current
   prospectus which includes details regarding the Portfolio's objectives,
   policies, sales commissions and other information. Total return is based on
   historical results and is not intended to indicate future performance. The
   investment return and principal value of an investment in the Portfolio will
   fluctuate, so that an investor's shares, when redeemed, may be worth more or
   less than original cost.

                                                                    BSF-R-010-03

                                                                    [LOGO] 


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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                             LETTER TO SHAREHOLDERS
 
                                                               November 12, 1996
Dear Shareholders,
 
We  are pleased  to present  the semi-annual report  to the  shareholders of The
Insiders Select Fund (the  "Portfolio") for the six  months ended September  30,
1996.  From  June  16,  1995  (commencement  of  investment  operations) through
September 30,  1996, the  Portfolio  gained 28.17%  and 27.33%  (without  giving
effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges, if any) for class
A  and C shares, respectively, compared to 31.85% for its benchmark, the S&P 500
(Composite) Index (the "S&P 500"). The average annual total return at  September
30,  1996 was  21.11% and  20.50% (without  giving effect  to sales  charges and
contingent  deferred  sales  charges,  if  any)  for  class  A  and  C   shares,
respectively. The average annual total return for the S&P 500 was 23.78% for the
same  period. For the six months ended September  30, 1996, class A and C shares
returned 9.79% and 9.46% (without giving effect to sales charges and  contingent
deferred sales charges, if any), respectively, versus 7.72% for the S&P 500.
 
For  the period June 20, 1995  (commencement of initial public offering) through
September 30, 1996, class Y shares gained 27.56% compared to 29.94% for the  S&P
500.  The average annual total  return at September 30,  1996 for class Y shares
was 20.86%  compared  to 22.61%  for  the S&P  500.  For the  six  months  ended
September  30, 1996, class Y  shares gained 9.99% compared  to 7.72% for the S&P
500. Further performance data for each class of shares for this reporting period
is available in the "Financial Highlights" section of this report.
 
The U.S. equity market rebounded in August and September from a sharp correction
in July,  induced by  concerns over  corporate earnings  and the  potential  for
higher  interest rates. As these fears subsided, the market recovered. Over this
time period, the Portfolio remained close  to fully invested with a small  short
position in one stock.
 
The  Portfolio  benefited  from  its exposure  to  stocks  with  strong earnings
momentum and above-average growth rates. The Portfolio's exposure to  technology
stocks  helped boost performance  as the group rebounded  strongly in August and
September. Other  sectors  such as  banking  and insurance  contributed  to  the
Portfolio's performance. Retailing (grocery stores) stocks in the Portfolio also
performed  well, led by  Safeway Inc. Other  outstanding performers were Conseco
Inc., City National Corp., Equifax Inc. and Hilton Hotels Corp.
 
The Portfolio  continues to  look for  investment opportunities  in stocks  with
attractive  valuations coupled with insider accumulation. Insiders selling which
had been heavy during the second quarter, decreased in July as the equity market
corrected. Insiders buying  increased in  August as insiders  took advantage  of
lower equity prices.
 
In conclusion, we appreciate your support and would be pleased to respond to any
questions  or comments. If  you have any  questions concerning these Portfolios,
please call 1-800-766-4111.
 
                                   Sincerely,
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                          <C>
[SIG]                                        [SIG]
Robert S. Reitzes                            Praveen Gottipalli
Chairman of the Board                        Symphony Asset Management
The Bear Stearns Funds                       Sub-Investment Adviser
                                             Portfolio Manager
                                             The Insiders Select Fund
</TABLE>
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
              CLASS A AND C SHARES(1)(2)(3)(4) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                      S&P 500 (COMPOSITE)   NATIONAL CONSUMER
                                               CLASS A SHARES       CLASS C SHARES           INDEX             PRICE INDEX
<S>                                         <C>                  <C>                  <C>                  <C>
June 16, 1995                                             $9,525              $10,000              $10,000              $10,000
June 30, 1995                                             $9,581              $10,067              $10,099              $10,013
Sept. 30, 1995                                           $10,470              $10,975              $10,902              $10,059
Dec. 31, 1995                                            $10,802              $11,317              $11,558              $10,112
March 31, 1996                                           $11,120              $11,633              $12,179              $10,217
June 30, 1996                                            $11,684              $12,200              $12,591              $10,295
Sept. 30, 1996                                           $12,208              $12,733              $13,185              $10,361
$9,525 Investment made on June 16, 1995
Past performance is not predictive of
future performance
</TABLE>
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                    AVERAGE ANNUAL TOTAL RETURN
                                                   INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS
                                                        AND EXPENSE        EXCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                      REIMBURSEMENTS        EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                                  -----------------------  -------------------------
<S>                                               <C>                      <C>
The Insiders Select Fund(4)
    Class A shares(5)...........................             16.64%                    15.42%
    Class C shares..............................             20.50                     18.75
    Class Y shares(2)...........................             20.86                     19.50
S&P 500 (Composite) Index(3)....................             23.78                    --
National Consumer Price Index(3)................              2.77                    --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For  the period  of June  16, 1995  (commencement of  investment operations)
    through September 30, 1996.
(2) The return of class Y shares (for which June 20, 1995 was the initial public
    offering date)  would  have  been  higher  than class  A  and  C  shares  if
    operations  were commenced on the same day.  The higher return is due to the
    fact that there  is no  sales load,  CDSC or 12b-1  fee charged  to class  Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    (class  A shares reflects the initial maximum 4.75% sales load) and reflects
    all Portfolio  expenses.  Investors should  note  that the  Portfolio  is  a
    professionally  managed mutual fund  while the indices  are either unmanaged
    and do not  incur sales  charges or expenses  and/or are  not available  for
    investment.  Performance of  the indices  corresponds to  the performance of
    class A and C shares.
(4) Bear Stearns Funds  Management Inc. waived  its advisory fee  and agreed  to
    voluntarily  reimburse a  portion of  the Portfolio's  operating expenses to
    maintain the expense  limitation, as  set forth  in the  notes to  financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects  the  initial maximum  4.75% sales  load. Without  applicable sales
    load, the average annual total returns would have been 21.11% including  fee
    waivers  and  expense reimbursements  and 20.04%  excluding fee  waivers and
    expense reimbursements.
 
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
 
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
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                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                        (AS A PERCENTAGE OF NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                <C>
Aerospace & Defense                    2.99%
Banks                                  5.06%
Chemicals & Fertilizers                1.75%
Commercial Services                    2.83%
Computers & Office Equipment           1.79%
Computer Services                      3.58%
Credit & Finance                      11.70%
Drugs & Hospital Supplies             12.96%
Electrical Equipment                   2.83%
Electronics                            2.67%
Entertainment & Leisure                1.70%
Healthcare                             1.96%
Lodging                                4.06%
Miscellaneous Manufacturing            2.16%
Oil & Natural Gas                     10.24%
Retailing, Apparel                     1.97%
Retailing, Department Stores           3.85%
Retailing, Grocery Stores              3.52%
Telecommunications                     8.27%
Cash & Cash Equivalents                5.16%
Other                                  8.95%
</TABLE>
 
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                                TOP TEN HOLDINGS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                     PERCENT OF
RANK HOLDING                                                      SECTOR             NET ASSETS
- ------------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------  ----------
<C> <S>                                                 <C>                          <C>
  1. Johnson & Johnson................................. Drugs & Hospital Supplies       3.37
  2. Merck & Co., Inc.................................. Drugs & Hospital Supplies       3.29
  3. Merrill Lynch & Co. .............................. Credit & Finance                3.18
  4. Services Corp. International...................... Commercial Services             2.83
  5. Jefferson-Pilot Corp.............................. Credit & Finance                2.74
  6. Sprint Corp....................................... Telecommunications              2.74
  7. Mobil Corp. ...................................... Oil & Natural Gas               2.61
  8. Hilton Hotels Corp................................ Lodging                         2.56
  9. Texaco Inc........................................ Oil & Natural Gas               2.51
 10. VONS Companies Inc. .............................. Retailing, Grocery Stores       2.45
</TABLE>
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
            ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
 
          COMMON STOCKS--94.84%
 
          AEROSPACE & DEFENSE - 2.99%
    2,000 General Dynamics Corp. .....................................  $   137,750
    3,000 McDonnell Douglas Corp. ....................................      157,500
    7,000 Rockwell International Corp. ...............................      394,625
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            689,875
                                                                        -----------
 
          AUTO PARTS, REPLACEMENT - 0.91%
    4,900 Kaydon Corp. ...............................................      210,700
                                                                        -----------
 
          BANKS - 5.06%
   30,300 City National Corp. ........................................      549,188
    3,900 Green Tree Financial Corp. .................................      153,075
    5,170 Huntington Bancshares Inc. .................................      118,910
    4,410 Provident Bankshares Corp. .................................      156,004
    4,800 Summit Bancorp..............................................      190,800
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          1,167,977
                                                                        -----------
 
          CASINO SERVICES - 0.59%
    6,600 International Game Technology...............................      135,300
                                                                        -----------
 
          CHEMICALS & FERTILIZERS - 1.75%
    6,100 Cytec Industries Inc. ......................................      237,138
    3,500 Georgia Gulf Corp. .........................................      104,563
    1,400 The B.F. Goodrich Co. ......................................       63,175
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            404,876
                                                                        -----------
          COMMERCIAL SERVICES - 2.83%
   21,600 Services Corp. International................................      653,400
                                                                        -----------
 
          COMPUTER SERVICES - 3.58%
    8,300 Cheyenne Software Inc. .....................................      178,450
    2,625 Computer Associates International, Inc. ....................      156,844
    3,500 Comverse Technology Inc.*...................................      136,063
    2,700 Microsoft Corp.*............................................      356,063
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            827,420
                                                                        -----------
 
<CAPTION>
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                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
          COMPUTERS & OFFICE EQUIPMENT - 1.79%
    2,100 Cabletron Systems Inc.*.....................................  $   143,325
    2,100 Gateway 2000, Inc.*.........................................      100,538
    3,200 Pitney Bowes Inc. ..........................................      168,800
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            412,663
                                                                        -----------
 
          CREDIT & FINANCE - 11.70%
    6,000 Conseco Inc. ...............................................      295,500
    4,500 Freemont General Corp. .....................................      132,750
   12,250 Jefferson-Pilot Corp. ......................................      633,938
   11,200 Merrill Lynch & Co. ........................................      735,000
    5,900 Morgan Stanley Group Inc. ..................................      293,525
    3,100 NAC Re Corp. ...............................................      111,600
    5,400 Price (T. Rowe) Associates..................................      175,500
    2,500 Student Loan Marketing Association..........................      186,563
    4,000 SunAmerica Inc. ............................................      138,000
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          2,702,376
                                                                        -----------
 
          DRUGS & HOSPITAL SUPPLIES - 12.96%
    3,700 American Home Products Corp. ...............................      235,875
    3,600 Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. ...................................      346,950
    4,000 Guidant Corp. ..............................................      221,000
    9,600 Hillenbrand Industries......................................      350,400
   15,200 Johnson & Johnson...........................................      779,000
   10,800 Merck & Co., Inc. ..........................................      760,050
    5,475 Pharmacia & Upjohn, Inc. ...................................      225,844
    2,000 Sola International, Inc.*...................................       74,500
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          2,993,619
                                                                        -----------
 
          ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT - 2.83%
    4,500 Belden, Inc. ...............................................      130,500
    8,300 Honeywell, Inc. ............................................      523,937
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            654,437
                                                                        -----------
 
          ELECTRONICS - 2.67%
    4,400 Intel Corp. ................................................      419,925
      600 National Service Industries, Inc. ..........................       21,000
    1,600 Oak Industries Inc.*........................................       53,200
    7,300 Teradyne, Inc.*.............................................      121,362
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            615,487
                                                                        -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                    THE          BEAR          STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
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                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
          COMMON STOCKS (CONTINUED)
 
          ENTERTAINMENT & LEISURE - 1.70%
    9,300 MGM Grand, Inc.*............................................  $   392,925
                                                                        -----------
 
          ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROLS - 1.08%
    7,200 United Waste Systems, Inc.*.................................      250,200
                                                                        -----------
 
          FOOD & BEVERAGES - 0.60%
    3,800 Interstate Bakeries Corp. ..................................      138,700
                                                                        -----------
          HEALTHCARE - 1.96%
    2,400 Oxford Health Plans, Inc. ..................................      119,400
    8,000 United Healthcare Corp. ....................................      333,000
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            452,400
                                                                        -----------
          IRON / STEEL - 0.40%
    8,000 The LTV Corp. ..............................................       93,000
                                                                        -----------
 
          LODGING - 4.06%
    5,200 HFS Inc.*...................................................      347,750
   20,800 Hilton Hotels Corp. ........................................      590,200
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            937,950
                                                                        -----------
 
          MACHINE, DIVERSIFIED - 0.10%
    1,400 Credence Systems Corp*......................................       22,050
                                                                        -----------
          MACHINE, TOOLS - 0.29%
    2,100 Snap-On Inc. ...............................................       67,462
                                                                        -----------
 
          MISCELLANEOUS MANUFACTURING - 2.16%
    3,500 Case Corp. .................................................      170,625
    4,200 Harsco Corp. ...............................................      264,600
    2,600 ITT Industries, Inc. .......................................       62,725
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            497,950
                                                                        -----------
 
<CAPTION>
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                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
 
          OIL & NATURAL GAS - 10.24%
    7,600 Global Marine Inc.*.........................................  $   119,700
    5,200 Mobil Corp. ................................................      601,900
   13,900 Oneok, Inc. ................................................      382,250
    1,900 Oryx Energy Co.*............................................       33,725
    2,300 Royal Dutch Petroleum Co. ..................................      359,087
    1,500 Schlumberger, Ltd. .........................................      126,750
    6,300 Texaco Inc. ................................................      579,600
    3,200 The Williams Cos., Inc. ....................................      163,200
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          2,366,212
                                                                        -----------
 
          PACKAGING & CONTAINERS - 0.85%
    5,300 Sealed Air Corp.*...........................................      197,425
                                                                        -----------
 
          PUBLISHING, NEWSPAPER - 0.78%
    5,700 Media General Inc., Class A.................................      179,550
                                                                        -----------
 
          RETAILING, APPAREL - 1.97%
    2,000 Nike Inc. ..................................................      243,000
    5,900 The TJX Companies, Inc. ....................................      211,662
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            454,662
                                                                        -----------
 
          RETAILING, DEPARTMENT STORES - 3.85%
    5,500 American Stores, Inc. ......................................      220,000
    6,500 Federated Department Stores Inc. ...........................      217,750
    3,500 Meyer Fred Inc.*............................................      115,937
    7,500 Sears, Roebuck & Co. .......................................      335,625
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            889,312
                                                                        -----------
 
          RETAILING, DRUG STORE - 0.76%
    6,300 Eckerd Corp. ...............................................      176,400
                                                                        -----------
 
          RETAILING, GROCERY STORES - 3.52%
    5,800 Safeway Inc.*...............................................      247,225
   13,200 VONS Companies Inc.*........................................      565,950
                                                                        -----------
                                                                            813,175
                                                                        -----------
 
          RETAILING, OFFICE SUPPLIES - 0.54%
    5,600 Staples Inc. ...............................................      124,250
                                                                        -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                    THE          BEAR          STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
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                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
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<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
          COMMON STOCKS (CONTINUED)
 
          TELECOMMUNICATIONS - 8.27%
      800 360 Degrees Communications Company*.........................  $    18,800
   14,200 Equifax Inc. ...............................................      374,525
   10,200 GTE Corp. ..................................................      392,700
   11,300 Loral Space & Communications Ltd.*..........................      177,975
    6,500 SBC Communications Inc. ....................................      312,812
   16,300 Sprint Corp. ...............................................      633,662
                                                                        -----------
                                                                          1,910,474
                                                                        -----------
 
          UTILITIES - 1.05%
    6,100 Texas Utilities Co. ........................................      241,712
                                                                        -----------
 
          WHOLESALE, SPECIAL LINE - 1.00%
    8,300 Tech Data, Inc.*............................................      231,362
                                                                        -----------
          Total Common Stocks
          (cost - $19,424,215)........................................   21,905,301
                                                                        -----------
 
<CAPTION>
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                                                                          MARKET
SHARES                                                                     VALUE
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<C>       <S>                                                           <C>
 
          SHORT-TERM INVESTMENT - 2.25%
          INVESTMENT COMPANY - 2.25%
  520,014 The Milestone Funds Treasury Obligations
          Portfolio, Institutional Shares**
          (cost - $520,014)...........................................  $   520,014
                                                                        -----------
          Total Investments
          (cost - $19,944,229) - 97.09%...............................   22,425,315
          Other assets in excess of liabilities - 2.91%...............      671,682
                                                                        -----------
          Net Assets - 100.00%........................................  $23,096,997
                                                                        -----------
                                                                        -----------
 
          SHORT SALE OF COMMON STOCK
          RETAILING, APPAREL
    4,200 Talbots, Inc.
          (proceeds received - $125,408)..............................  $  (126,000)
                                                                        -----------
                                                                        -----------
</TABLE>
 
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*   Non-income producing security.
**  Money market fund.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                      STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
ASSETS
  Investments, at value (cost - $19,944,229)......  $22,425,315
  Receivable for Portfolio shares sold............      396,410
  Receivable for investments sold.................      320,722
  Deposit with broker for security sold short
   (including margin requirement of $97,889)......      223,297
  Amount segregated at custodian for security sold
   short..........................................      160,800
  Receivable from investment adviser..............       39,609
  Dividends and interest receivable...............       27,388
  Deferred organization expenses and other
   assets.........................................      197,516
                                                    -----------
        Total assets..............................   23,791,057
                                                    -----------
LIABILITIES
  Payable for investments purchased...............      292,343
  Payable for Portfolio shares repurchased........      162,799
  Security sold short, at value (proceeds received
   - $125,408)....................................      126,000
  Distribution fee payable (class A and C
   shares)........................................       37,461
  Administration fee payable......................        5,617
  Custodian fee payable...........................        2,671
  Accrued expenses................................       67,169
                                                    -----------
        Total liabilities.........................      694,060
                                                    -----------
NET ASSETS
  Capital stock, $0.001 par value (unlimited
   shares of beneficial interest authorized)......        1,506
  Paid-in capital.................................   18,648,844
  Undistributed net investment income.............       21,946
  Accumulated net realized gain from
   investments....................................    1,944,207
  Net unrealized appreciation on investments and
   security sold short............................    2,480,494
                                                    -----------
        Net assets................................  $23,096,997
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
CLASS A
  Net assets......................................  $12,795,207
                                                    -----------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......      832,419
                                                    -----------
  Net asset value per share.......................       $15.37
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
  Maximum offering price per share (net asset
   value plus sales charge of 4.75%* of the
   offering price)................................       $16.14
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
CLASS C
  Net assets......................................  $ 8,904,272
                                                    -----------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......      582,614
                                                    -----------
  Net asset value and offering price per
   share**........................................       $15.28
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
CLASS Y
  Net assets......................................  $ 1,397,518
                                                    -----------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......       90,624
                                                    -----------
  Net asset value, offering and redemption value
   per share......................................       $15.42
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
</TABLE>
 
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 * On investments of $50,000 or more, the offering price is reduced.
** Redemption price per share is equal to the net asset value per share less any
applicable contingent deferred sales charge.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                            STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS
                  FOR THE SIX MONTHS ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
INVESTMENT INCOME
  Dividends.......................................  $  192,689
  Interest........................................      24,457
                                                    ----------
                                                       217,146
                                                    ----------
EXPENSES
  Advisory fees...................................      87,731
  Transfer agent fees and expenses................      63,572
  Accounting fees.................................      53,552
  Distribution fees - class A.....................      31,199
  Distribution fees - class C.....................      46,829
  Reports and notices to shareholders.............      31,058
  Federal and state registration fees.............      26,603
  Legal and auditing fees.........................      21,291
  Amortization of organization expenses...........      18,247
  Administration fees.............................      17,395
  Custodian fees and expenses.....................      11,531
  Insurance expenses..............................       8,122
  Trustees' fees and expenses.....................       4,011
  Other...........................................       4,016
                                                    ----------
        Total expenses before waivers and
       reimbursements.............................     425,157
        Less: waivers and reimbursements..........    (212,897)
                                                    ----------
        Total expenses after waivers and
       reimbursements.............................     212,260
                                                    ----------
  Net investment income...........................       4,886
                                                    ----------
NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN ON INVESTMENTS
 AND SECURITY SOLD SHORT TRANSACTIONS
  Net realized gain from investments..............   1,053,115
  Net change in unrealized
   appreciation/(depreciation) on:
    Investments...................................     995,618
    Security sold short...........................      33,600
                                                    ----------
  Net realized and unrealized gain on investments
   and security sold short transactions...........   2,082,333
                                                    ----------
NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM
 OPERATIONS.......................................  $2,087,219
                                                    ----------
                                                    ----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       8
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                     FOR THE
                                                                      PERIOD
                                                    FOR THE SIX      JUNE 16,
                                                    MONTHS ENDED      1995*
                                                     SEPTEMBER       THROUGH
                                                      30, 1996      MARCH 31,
                                                    (UNAUDITED)        1996
                                                    ------------   ------------
 
<S>                                                 <C>            <C>
INCREASE IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment income...........................  $     4,886    $     28,761
  Net realized gain from investments..............    1,053,115         891,092
  Net change in unrealized
   appreciation/(depreciation) on investments and
   security sold short............................    1,029,218       1,451,276
                                                    ------------   ------------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from
   operations.....................................    2,087,219       2,371,129
                                                    ------------   ------------
 
DIVIDENDS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM
  Net investment income
    Class A shares................................           --          (8,222)
    Class Y shares................................           --          (3,479)
                                                    ------------   ------------
                                                             --         (11,701)
                                                    ------------   ------------
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
  Net proceeds from the sale of shares............    3,488,711      26,820,998
  Cost of shares repurchased......................   (5,831,887)     (5,837,996)
  Shares issued in reinvestment of dividends......           --          10,500
                                                    ------------   ------------
  Net increase/(decrease) in net assets derived
   from shares of beneficial interest
   transactions...................................   (2,343,176)     20,993,502
                                                    ------------   ------------
  Total increase/(decrease) in net assets.........     (255,957)     23,352,930
 
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.............................   23,352,954              24
                                                    ------------   ------------
  End of period (including undistributed net
   investment income of $21,946 and $17,060,
   respectively)..................................  $23,096,997    $ 23,352,954
                                                    ------------   ------------
                                                    ------------   ------------
</TABLE>
 
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* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below is per share operating performance data for each class of shares
outstanding,  total investment  return, ratios to  average net  assets and other
supplemental data for each period  indicated. This information has been  derived
from information provided in the financial statements.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                                                 FOR THE PERIOD
                                                                                FOR THE SIX MONTHS               JUNE 16, 1995*
                                                                             ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996                THROUGH
                                                                                    (UNAUDITED)                  MARCH 31, 1996
                                                                         ---------------------------------    ---------------------
                                                                         CLASS A      CLASS C     CLASS Y     CLASS A      CLASS C
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
<S>                                                                      <C>         <C>          <C>         <C>         <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of period................................   $ 14.00     $ 13.96      $ 14.02     $ 12.00     $ 12.00
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
  Net investment income/(loss)(1).....................................      0.02       (0.02)        0.05        0.03       (0.01)
  Net realized and unrealized gain on investments and security sold
   short transactions(2)..............................................      1.35        1.34         1.35        1.98        1.97
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations................      1.37        1.32         1.40        2.01        1.96
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
  Dividends to shareholders from
    Net investment income.............................................        --          --           --       (0.01)         --
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
  Net asset value, end of period......................................   $ 15.37     $ 15.28      $ 15.42     $ 14.00     $ 13.96
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
  Total investment return(3)..........................................      9.79%       9.46%        9.99%      16.75%      16.33%
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
                                                                         --------    ---------    --------    --------    ---------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's omitted)...........................   $12,795     $ 8,904      $ 1,398     $12,132     $ 9,928
  Ratio of expenses to average net assets(1)(4).......................      1.65%       2.15%        1.15%       1.65%       2.15%
  Ratio of net investment income/(loss) to average net assets(1)(4)...      0.21%      (0.28)%       0.70%       0.38%      (0.12)%
  Decrease reflected in above expense ratios and net investment
   income/(loss) due to waivers and reimbursements(4).................      2.19%       2.15%        2.18%       1.87%       1.92%
  Portfolio turnover rate(6)..........................................     62.25%      62.25%       62.25%      93.45%      93.45%
  Average commission rate per share(7)................................   $0.0286     $0.0286      $0.0286     $0.0294     $0.0294
 
<CAPTION>
                                                                         FOR THE PERIOD
                                                                         JUNE 20, 1995*
                                                                             THROUGH
                                                                         MARCH 31, 1996
                                                                         ---------------
                                                                             CLASS Y
                                                                         ---------------
<S>                                                                      <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of period................................     $ 12.12
                                                                           -------
  Net investment income/(loss)(1).....................................        0.07
  Net realized and unrealized gain on investments and security sold
   short transactions(2)..............................................        1.87
                                                                           -------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations................        1.94
                                                                           -------
  Dividends to shareholders from
    Net investment income.............................................       (0.04)
                                                                           -------
  Net asset value, end of period......................................     $ 14.02
                                                                           -------
                                                                           -------
  Total investment return(3)..........................................       15.98%(5)
                                                                           -------
                                                                           -------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's omitted)...........................     $ 1,293
  Ratio of expenses to average net assets(1)(4).......................        1.15%
  Ratio of net investment income/(loss) to average net assets(1)(4)...        0.97%(5)
  Decrease reflected in above expense ratios and net investment
   income/(loss) due to waivers and reimbursements(4).................        2.04%(5)
  Portfolio turnover rate(6)..........................................       93.45%
  Average commission rate per share(7)................................     $0.0294
</TABLE>
 
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 *  Commencement  of investment operations. Class Y shares commenced its initial
    public offering on June 20, 1995.
 **  Calculated based on  shares outstanding on  the first and  last day of  the
     respective  periods, except for dividends  and distributions, if any, which
     are based on the actual shares outstanding on the date of distribution.
(1)  Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(2)  The amount shown for a share outstanding throughout the respective  periods
     are  not in accord  with the changes  in the aggregate  gains and losses in
     investments during the respective  periods because of  the timing of  sales
     and  repurchases of Portfolio  shares in relation  to fluctuating net asset
     values during the respective periods.
(3)  Total investment return  does not consider  the effects of  sales loads  or
     contingent  deferred sales  charges. Total investment  return is calculated
     assuming a purchase of shares on the first day and a sale of shares on  the
     last day of each period reported and includes reinvestment of dividends and
     distributions, if any. Total investment returns are not annualized.
(4)  Annualized.
(5)  The  total  investment  return  and  ratios  for  class  Y  shares  are not
     necessarily comparable to  those of  class A and  C shares,  due to  timing
     differences  in the commencement of the  initial public offering of class Y
     shares.
(6)  Not annualized.
(7)  Represents average commission rate  per share charged  to the Portfolio  on
     purchases and sales of investments during each period.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       10
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            The Insiders Select Fund
                  NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS -- (UNAUDITED)
 
ORGANIZATION AND SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES
 
The  Bear Stearns Funds  (the "Fund") was organized  as a Massachusetts business
trust on September 29, 1994 and  is registered with the Securities and  Exchange
Commission  (the  "Commission") under  the Investment  Company  Act of  1940, as
amended (the "Investment  Company Act"),  as an  open-end management  investment
company.  The Fund  currently has five  separate portfolios  in operation: three
diversified portfolios, Large Cap Value Portfolio, Small Cap Value Portfolio and
Total Return Bond  Portfolio and  two non-diversified  portfolios, The  Insiders
Select   Fund  ("Insiders"   or  the   "Portfolio")  and   S&P  STARS  Portfolio
(collectively, the "Portfolios"). Each portfolio is treated as a separate entity
for certain matters under  the Investment Company Act,  and for other  purposes,
and  a shareholder  of one portfolio  is not deemed  to be a  shareholder of any
other portfolio. As of  the date hereof, the  Portfolio offers three classes  of
shares, which have been designated as class A, C and Y shares.
 
ORGANIZATIONAL  MATTERS--Prior to  commencing investment operations  on June 16,
1995, the Portfolio did not have  any transactions other than those relating  to
organizational  matters and the sale of one class  A share and one class C share
of beneficial  interest of  the Portfolio  to Bear,  Stearns &  Co. Inc.  ("Bear
Stearns"  or the  "Distributor"). Costs of  $181,965 which were  incurred by the
Portfolio in connection with the organization, registration with the  Commission
and  initial public  offering of  its shares, have  been deferred  and are being
amortized using  the  straight-line  method  over  the  period  of  benefit  not
exceeding sixty months, beginning with the commencement of investment operations
of  the Portfolio. In  the event that  the Distributor or  any transferee of the
Distributor redeems any of its original shares in the Portfolio prior to the end
of the sixty month period, the proceeds of the redemption payable in respect  of
such  shares shall be reduced by the  pro rata share (based on the proportionate
share of the  original shares redeemed  to the total  number of original  shares
outstanding  at  the  time  of  the  redemption)  of  the  unamortized  deferred
organization expenses as of the date of  such redemption. In the event that  the
Portfolio  is  liquidated  prior to  the  end  of the  sixty  month  period, the
Distributor or  the transferee  of the  Distributor shall  bear the  unamortized
deferred organization expenses.
 
PORTFOLIO  VALUATION--The  Portfolio  calculates  the  net  asset  value  of and
completes orders to purchase or repurchase its shares of beneficial interest  on
each  business day, with the exception of those days on which the New York Stock
Exchange is closed.
 
Portfolio securities, including covered call  options written by the  Portfolio,
are  valued  at the  last  sale price  on  the securities  exchange  or national
securities market on which such securities primarily are traded. Securities  not
listed  on an  exchange or  national securities  market, or  securities in which
there were no transactions, are valued at the average of the most recent bid and
asked prices, except in the case of  open short positions where the asked  price
is  used  for valuation  purposes.  Bid price  is used  when  no asked  price is
available.  Short-term  investments  are   carried  at  amortized  cost,   which
approximates market value, unless this method does not represent fair value. Any
securities  or other assets  for which recent market  quotations are not readily
available are valued at fair value as  determined in good faith by or under  the
direction of the Portfolio's Board of Trustees. Expenses and fees, including the
investment advisory, administration and distribution fees, are accrued daily and
taken  into account for  the purpose of  determining the net  asset value of the
Portfolio's shares. Because of the differences in operating expenses incurred by
each class, the per share net asset value of each class will differ.
 
INVESTMENT  TRANSACTIONS  AND  INVESTMENT  INCOME--Investment  transactions  are
recorded  on the  trade date  (the date  on which  the order  to buy  or sell is
executed). Realized  gains and  losses  from securities  are calculated  on  the
identified  cost basis.  Dividend income  is recorded  on the  ex-dividend date.
Interest income is recorded on an accrual basis. The Portfolio's net  investment
income  (other  than distribution  fees) and  unrealized  and realized  gains or
losses are  allocated daily  to each  class of  shares based  upon the  relative
proportion  of  net assets  of each  class at  the beginning  of the  day (after
adjusting for current capital share activity of the respective classes).
 
                                       11
<PAGE>
SHORT SELLING--When the  Portfolio makes a  short sale, an  amount equal to  the
proceeds   received  by  the  Portfolio  is  recorded  as  a  liability  and  is
subsequently adjusted to the current market value of the short sale. Short sales
represent obligations  of the  Portfolio  to make  future delivery  of  specific
securities  and, correspondingly, create an  obligation to purchase the security
at market  prices prevailing  at the  later  delivery date  (or to  deliver  the
security  if already owned  by the Portfolio).  Upon the termination  of a short
sale, the Portfolio will  recognize a gain,  limited to the  price at which  the
Portfolio sold the security short, if the market price is less than the proceeds
originally   received.  The  Portfolio  will  recognize  a  loss,  unlimited  in
magnitude, if  the market  price at  termination is  greater than  the  proceeds
originally  received.  As  a  result,  short  sales  create  the  risk  that the
Portfolio's ultimate obligation to satisfy the delivery requirements may  exceed
the  amount of the proceeds initially received  or the liability recorded in the
financial statements. The Portfolio has segregated $259,319 in separate accounts
as collateral for open short sales.
 
Security sold short at September 30, 1996:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                               MARKET   UNREALIZED
SHORT SALE                                          PROCEEDS   VALUE       LOSS
- --------------------------------------------------  --------  --------  ----------
<S>                                                 <C>       <C>       <C>
Talbots, Inc......................................  $125,408  $126,000   $   592
</TABLE>
 
U.S. FEDERAL TAX STATUS--The Portfolio  intends to distribute substantially  all
of  its taxable income and to comply with the other requirements of the Internal
Revenue Code of 1986, as amended, applicable to regulated investment  companies.
Accordingly,  no  provision  for  U.S.  federal  income  taxes  is  required. In
addition, by distributing  during each  calendar year substantially  all of  its
ordinary  income and  capital gains,  if any,  the Portfolio  intends not  to be
subject to a U.S. federal excise tax.
 
DIVIDENDS AND  DISTRIBUTIONS--The  Portfolio  intends  to  distribute  at  least
annually  to  shareholders  substantially  all  of  its  net  investment income.
Distribution of net realized gains, if any,  will be declared and paid at  least
annually  by  the Portfolio.  Dividends  and distributions  to  shareholders are
recorded on  the ex-dividend  date. Income  and capital  gain distributions  are
determined  in  accordance with  income tax  regulations  which may  differ from
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
TRANSACTIONS WITH AFFILIATES AND RELATED PARTIES
 
During the six months  ended September 30, 1996,  Bear Stearns Funds  Management
Inc.  ("BSFM" or the  "Adviser"), a wholly-owned subsidiary  of The Bear Stearns
Companies Inc.,  serves as  the  investment adviser  pursuant to  an  Investment
Advisory   Agreement  with  the  Portfolio.  BSFM  has  engaged  Symphony  Asset
Management ("Symphony"), a subsidiary  of BARRA, Inc.,  as the Portfolio's  sub-
investment  adviser to manage the  Portfolio's day-to-day investment activities.
BSFM is entitled to receive from the Portfolio a monthly fee equal to an  annual
rate  of 1.00% of the  Portfolio's average daily net  assets from which BSFM, in
turn, pays  Symphony a  monthly fee  equal to  an annual  rate of  0.45% of  the
Portfolio's  average daily net  assets. In addition,  starting in the thirteenth
month of operation,  BSFM is entitled  to a monthly  performance adjustment  fee
which may increase or decrease the total advisory fee by up to 0.50% per year of
the value of the Portfolio's average daily net assets.
 
During  the six months  ended September 30, 1996,  BSFM (or the "Administrator")
served as  the administrator  to  the Portfolio  pursuant to  an  Administration
Agreement. The Administrator is entitled to receive from the Portfolio a monthly
fee  equal  to an  annual rate  of 0.15%  of the  Portfolio's average  daily net
assets. Under  the  terms  of  an Administrative  Services  Agreement  with  the
Portfolio,  PFPC Inc. provides certain administrative services to the Portfolio.
For providing these  services, PFPC Inc.  is entitled to  receive a monthly  fee
equal  to an annual rate of 0.10% of the Portfolio's average daily net assets up
to $200 million, 0.075% of the next $200 million, 0.05% of the next $200 million
and 0.03% of net assets above $600  million, subject to a minimum annual fee  of
approximately  $132,000 for the Portfolio. During the six months ended September
30, 1996, PFPC Inc. has voluntarily waived a portion of its fee.
 
These fees are computed daily and paid monthly, and are subject to reduction  in
any  year to  the extent that  the Portfolio's expenses  (exclusive of brokerage
commissions, distribution fees, taxes, interest and extraordinary items)  exceed
the  most stringent limits prescribed by the laws or regulations of any state in
which the Portfolio's shares  are offered for sale,  based on the average  total
net assets of the Portfolio. The Portfolio will not pay BSFM at a later time for
any  amounts it may waive, nor will the Portfolio reimburse BSFM for any amounts
it may assume.
 
During the six months ended September 30, 1996, the Adviser voluntarily  limited
the  Portfolio's total  operating expenses (exclusive  of brokerage commissions,
taxes, interest and extraordinary items) to  a maximum annual level of 1.65%  of
the average daily net assets of
 
                                       12
<PAGE>
its  class A shares, 2.15% of the average daily net assets of its class C shares
and 1.15% of the average daily net  assets of its class Y shares. As  necessary,
this  limitation is effected by waivers by  the Adviser of its advisory fees and
reimbursements of expenses exceeding the advisory fee. For the six months  ended
September 30, 1996, the Adviser waived its advisory fee of $87,731. In addition,
the  Adviser reimbursed  $125,166, in  order to  maintain the  voluntary expense
limitation.
 
For the six months ended September 30,  1996, Bear Stearns, an affiliate of  the
Adviser   and  the  Administrator,  earned  approximately  $7,980  in  brokerage
commissions from portfolio transactions executed on behalf of the Portfolio.
 
Custodial Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns Companies
Inc. and an affiliate of the Adviser and the Administrator, serves as  custodian
to the Portfolio.
 
DISTRIBUTION PLAN
 
The  Fund, on behalf of the Portfolio, has entered into a Distribution Plan (the
"Plan") pursuant to Rule 12b-1 under the Investment Company Act. Under the  Plan
in  effect for the six months ended  September 30, 1996, the Portfolio paid Bear
Stearns a fee at an annual rate of 0.50% for class A shares and 1.00% for  class
C  shares. Such fees are based on the  average daily net assets in each class of
the Portfolio and are accrued daily and paid monthly or at such other  intervals
as  the Board of Trustees may determine. The fees paid to Bear Stearns under the
Plan are payable without regard to actual expenses incurred. For the six  months
ended September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns earned $78,028 in distribution fees. Bear
Stearns  uses these fees to pay dealers  whose clients hold Portfolio shares and
other distribution-related activities.
 
In addition, as Distributor  of the Portfolio, Bear  Stearns collects the  sales
charges  imposed on  sales of  the Portfolio's  class A  shares, and  reallows a
portion of such charges to dealers through which the sales are made. As a result
of an undertaking by the Distributor, it  reallowed all of the sales charges  to
its  dealers selling Portfolio shares for the period June 16, 1995 (commencement
of investment operations) through September 26, 1995 and the period February 15,
1996 through  June 30,  1996.  Furthermore, the  Distributor has  increased  the
compensation  paid to  its dealers selling  Portfolio shares on  net asset value
transfers (purchases made by  investors with the proceeds  from a redemption  of
shares  of an investment company sold with  a sales charge or commission and not
distributed by Bear Stearns) from 0.50% to 1.00% beginning April 15, 1996  until
further notice. In addition, Bear Stearns advanced 1.00% in sales commissions on
the sale of class C shares to dealers at the time of such sales.
 
For  the  six months  ended September  30,  1996, Bear  Stearns has  advised the
Portfolio that  it received  approximately $62,000  in front-end  sales  charges
resulting  from sales of class A shares  of the Portfolio. From these fees, Bear
Stearns paid such  sales charges to  dealers which in  turn paid commissions  to
sales  persons. In addition, Bear Stearns  has advised the Portfolio that during
the period,  it  received approximately  $13,000  in contingent  deferred  sales
charges upon certain redemptions by class C shareholders.
 
INVESTMENTS IN SECURITIES
 
For  U.S. federal income tax purposes, the cost of securities owned at September
30, 1996  was  $19,944,229.  Accordingly, the  net  unrealized  appreciation  of
investments  of $2,481,086 was composed of  gross appreciation of $2,706,190 for
those investments having  an excess  of value over  cost and  $225,104 of  gross
depreciation for those investments having an excess of cost over value.
 
For  the six months ended  September 30, 1996, aggregate  purchases and sales of
investment securities (excluding short-term investments) for the Portfolio  were
$13,645,701 and $16,618,391, respectively.
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
 
The  Portfolio offers class  A, C and Y  shares. Class A shares  are sold with a
front-end sales charge of up to 4.75%. Class C shares are sold with a contingent
deferred sales charge ("CDSC") of 1.00% during the first year. There is no sales
charge or CDSC on class Y  shares, which are offered primarily to  institutional
investors.
 
At  September 30, 1996, there was an unlimited amount of $0.001 par value shares
of beneficial interest authorized for the Portfolio, of which Bear Stearns owned
one class A share and one class C share of the Portfolio.
 
                                       13
<PAGE>
Transactions in the classes of shares of beneficial interest for the six  months
ended September 30, 1996 were as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                            SALES            REINVESTMENTS       REPURCHASES
                                                    ----------------------  ---------------  -------------------
                                                     SHARES      AMOUNT     SHARES   AMOUNT  SHARES     AMOUNT
                                                    ---------  -----------  ------   ------  -------  ----------
<S>                                                 <C>        <C>          <C>      <C>     <C>      <C>
Class A shares....................................    151,228  $ 2,183,800   --       --     185,123  $2,687,225
Class C shares....................................     74,583    1,094,028   --       --     203,247   2,913,698
Class Y shares....................................     14,501      210,883   --       --      16,068     230,964
</TABLE>
 
Transactions in the classes of shares of beneficial interest for the period June
16,  1995 (commencement of investment operations) through March 31, 1996 were as
follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                            SALES            REINVESTMENTS       REPURCHASES
                                                    ----------------------  ---------------  -------------------
                                                     SHARES      AMOUNT     SHARES   AMOUNT  SHARES     AMOUNT
                                                    ---------  -----------  ------   ------  -------  ----------
<S>                                                 <C>        <C>          <C>      <C>     <C>      <C>
Class A shares....................................  1,179,727  $15,128,116   537     $7,389  313,951  $4,288,010
Class C shares....................................    801,060   10,158,978   --       --      89,783   1,224,227
Class Y shares*...................................    116,322    1,533,904   226     3,111    24,357     325,759
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
*Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on June 20, 1995.
 
CREDIT AGREEMENT
 
The Fund, on behalf of the Portfolio,  has entered into a credit agreement  with
The  First National Bank of  Boston. S&P STARS Fund,  S&P STARS Portfolio, Large
Cap Value Portfolio, Small Cap Value Portfolio, Total Return Bond Portfolio  and
Bear  Stearns  Investment Trust,  which consists  of  the Emerging  Markets Debt
Portfolio, are also parties to the credit agreement. The agreement provides that
each party to the credit agreement is permitted to borrow in an amount up to 15%
of the value  of its total  assets. Subject  to Board approval  and upon  making
necessary  disclosure in its prospectus, each  portfolio may, in accordance with
the provisions of the  credit agreement, borrow  up to 25% of  the value of  its
total  assets, less  all liabilities other  than liabilities  for borrowed money
outstanding at  the time.  However,  at no  time  is the  aggregate  outstanding
principal  amount of all loans  to any of the  portfolios to exceed $25,000,000.
The line of credit will bear interest at the greater of: (i) the annual rate  of
interest  announced from time  to time from the  bank at its  head office as its
Base Rate,  or (ii)  the Federal  Funds Effective  Rate plus  0.50%, or  at  the
borrower's option, the rate quoted by The First National Bank of Boston.
 
Each  loan is payable on demand or upon termination of this credit agreement or,
for money market  loans, on  the last  day of the  interest period  and, in  any
event, not later than 14 days from the date the loan was advanced.
 
The  Portfolio uses the facility to borrow money only for temporary or emergency
(not leveraging) purposes. The Portfolio had no outstanding loans under the line
of credit agreement at September 30, 1996.
 
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Robert S. Reitzes                            Chairman of the Board
Neil T. Eigen                                President
Peter B. Fox                                 Executive Vice President
William J. Montgoris                         Executive Vice President
Peter M. Bren                                Trustee
Alan J. Dixon                                Trustee
John R. McKernan, Jr.                        Trustee
M.B. Oglesby, Jr.                            Trustee
Stephen A. Bornstein                         Vice President
Donalda L. Fordyce                           Vice President
Frank J. Maresca                             Vice President and Treasurer
Ellen T. Arthur                              Secretary
Vincent L. Pereira                           Assistant Treasurer
Eileen M. Coyle                              Assistant Secretary

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AND ADMINISTRATOR                            Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.
Bear Stearns Funds                           245 Park Avenue
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919 Third Avenue                             Deloitte & Touche House
New York, NY 10022                           Earlsfort Terrace
                                             Dublin 2, Ireland

The financial information included herein is taken from the records of the
Portfolio without examination by independent auditors who do not express an
opinion thereon.

This report is submitted for the general information of the shareholders of the
Portfolio. It is not authorized for distribution to prospective investors in the
Portfolio unless it is preceded or accompanied by a current prospectus which
includes details regarding the Portfolio's objectives, policies, sales
commissions and other information. Total investment return is based on
historical results and is not intended to indicate future performance. The
investment return and principal value of an investment in the Portfolio will
fluctuate, so that an investor's shares, when redeemed, may be worth more or
less than original cost.

"Standard & Poor's-Registered Trademark-", "S&P -Registered Trademark-", and
"STARS-Registered Trademark-" are trademarks of The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.
and have been licensed for use by Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc. S&P STARS Portfolio
is not sponsored, managed, advised, sold or promoted by Standard & Poor's.


                                                                    BSF-R-011-03

S&P STARS
PORTFOLIO

SEMI-ANNUAL REPORT
SEPTEMBER 30, 1996


<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                             LETTER TO SHAREHOLDERS
 
                                                               November 12, 1996
 
Dear Shareholders,
 
We are pleased to present the semi-annual report to shareholders for the S&P
STARS Portfolio (the "Portfolio") for the six months ended September 30, 1996.
The Portfolio's total return for the period April 5, 1995 (commencement of
investment operations) through September 30, 1996, was 39.49% and 38.36%
(without giving effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges,
if any) for class A and C shares, respectively. The S&P 500 (Composite) Index
("S&P 500") returned 40.84% for the same period. The average annual total return
at September 30, 1996 for the Portfolio was 24.97% and 24.29% (without giving
effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges, if any) for class
A and C shares, respectively. The S&P 500's average annual total return was
25.78% for the same period. For the six months ended September 30, 1996, class A
and C shares returned 9.25% and 9.02% (without giving effect to sales charges
and contingent deferred sales charges, if any), respectively, versus 7.72% for
the S&P 500.
For the period August 7, 1995 (commencement of initial public offering) through
September 30, 1996, class Y shares gained 19.43% compared to 26.36% for the S&P
500. The average annual total return at September 30, 1996 for class Y shares
was 16.64% compared to 22.49% for the S&P 500. For the six months ended
September 30, 1996, class Y shares gained 9.49% compared to 7.72% for the S&P
500. Further performance data for each class of shares for this reporting period
is available in the "Financial Highlights" section of this report.
Based on recent economic data and discussions with several U.S. companies, we
continue to believe that U.S. economic growth for the second half of the year
will slow down. However, we also believe that inflation and interest rates will
remain subdued and we continue to look for growth stocks which will benefit in
this economic climate.
During the last six months, the Portfolio was heavily invested in technology and
growth stocks. We also maintained modest positions in oil services and financial
stocks. The Portfolio had only a limited exposure to cyclicals and consumer
durables.
The volatility of the Portfolio reflects the sharp movement in technology
stocks. Companies such as Adaptec, Inc., Computer Associates International, Inc.
and Sterling Software, Inc., to name a few, experienced sharp sell-offs in the
quarter only to hit new highs by the end of September. We continue to hold large
positions in Adaptec, Inc., Computer Associates International, Inc., Intel Corp.
and International Business Machines Corp. We believe the fundamentals of these
and other technology stocks remain strong and we look for continued strong
earnings growth in this sector. We believe that Windows NT and new PC
developments will contribute to a new wave of corporate upgrading for computers
in the U.S. Furthermore, we believe that demand outside the U.S. will remain
robust for these products.
We continue to maintain a significant position in healthcare-related companies.
We believe companies in this industry will show improved results in their
pharmaceutical operations.
Additionally, we are overweighting the oil service, exploration and production
stocks. These stocks should benefit from increased activity from the oil
companies, which are actively exploring to increase their depleted reserves. We
also have a market weighting in banks with Citicorp remaining the most
significant holding.
In conclusion, we continue to try to identify companies that have growth
characteristics for the next 6 to 12 months.
We appreciate your support and would be pleased to respond to any questions or
comments. If you have any questions concerning the Portfolio, please call
1-800-766-4111.
 
Sincerely,
 
    [SIGNATURE]
Robert S. Reitzes
Chairman of the Board
The Bear Stearns Funds
Portfolio Manager
S&P STARS Master Series
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
              CLASS A AND C SHARES(1)(2)(3)(4) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                      S&P 500 (COMPOSITE)   NATIONAL CONSUMER
                                               CLASS A SHARES       CLASS C SHARES           INDEX             PRICE INDEX
<S>                                         <C>                  <C>                  <C>                  <C>
4/5/95                                                    $9,525              $10,000              $10,000              $10,000
6/30/95                                                  $10,573              $11,083              $10,842              $10,079
9/30/95                                                  $11,446              $11,975              $11,704              $10,126
12/31/95                                                 $11,648              $12,170              $12,409              $10,178
3/31/96                                                  $12,162              $12,691              $13,075              $10,284
6/30/96                                                  $12,307              $12,837              $13,661              $10,364
9/30/96                                                  $13,287              $13,836              $14,084              $10,430
</TABLE>
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                    AVERAGE ANNUAL TOTAL RETURN
                                                   INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS
                                                        AND EXPENSE        EXCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                      REIMBURSEMENTS        EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                                  -----------------------  -------------------------
<S>                                               <C>                      <C>
S&P STARS Portfolio(4)
    Class A shares(5)...........................             20.96%                    19.99%
    Class C shares..............................             24.29                     23.32
    Class Y shares(2)...........................             16.64                     16.01
S&P 500 (Composite) Index(3)....................             25.78                    --
National Consumer Price Index(3)................              2.86                    --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For the period of April 5, 1995 (commencement of investment operations)
    through September 30, 1996.
(2) The return of class Y shares (for which August 7, 1995 was the initial
    public offering date) would have been higher than class A and C shares if
    operations were commenced on the same day. The higher return is due to the
    fact that there is no sales load, CDSC or 12b-1 fee charged to class Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    and reflects all Portfolio expenses (class A shares reflect the initial
    maximum 4.75% sales load). Investors should note that the Portfolio is a
    professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either unmanaged
    and do not incur sales charges or expenses and/or are not available for
    investment. Performance of the indices corresponds to the performance of
    class A and C shares.
(4) Bear Stearns Funds Management Inc. waived its advisory fee and agreed to
    voluntarily reimburse a portion of the Portfolio's operating expenses to
    maintain the expense limitation, as set forth in the notes to financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects the initial maximum 4.75% sales load. Without applicable sales
    load, the total returns would have been 24.97% including fee waivers and
    expense reimbursements and 23.97% excluding fee waivers and expense
    reimbursements.
 
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
 
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                        (AS A PERCENTAGE OF NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                <C>
Other                                  6.94%
Banks                                  3.13%
Chemicals & Fertilizers                7.38%
Computers & Office Equipment           8.40%
Computer Networks                      4.91%
Computer Services                     13.19%
Cosmetics & Soap                       2.45%
Drug & Hospital Supplies              12.70%
Electrical Equipment                   7.18%
Electronics                           16.47%
Food & Beverages                       6.89%
Healthcare                             4.81%
Restaurants                            3.03%
Retailing                              2.52%
</TABLE>
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                                TOP TEN HOLDINGS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                     PERCENT OF
RANK HOLDING                                                      SECTOR             NET ASSETS
- ------------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------  ----------
<C> <S>                                                 <C>                          <C>
  1. General Electric Co. ............................. Electrical Equipment            7.18
  2. Adaptec, Inc. .................................... Electronics                     7.10
  3. Computer Associates International, Inc. .......... Computer Services               6.90
  4. Intel Corp. ...................................... Electronics                     6.61
  5. Sterling Software, Inc. .......................... Computer Services               6.29
  6. Bay Networks, Inc. ............................... Computer Networks               4.91
  7. Columbia/HCA Healthcare Corp. .................... Healthcare                      4.81
  8. Merck & Co., Inc. ................................ Drugs & Hospital Supplies       4.76
  9. Pfizer Inc. ...................................... Drugs & Hospital Supplies       4.46
 10. Crompton & Knowles Corp. ......................... Chemicals & Fertilizers         4.43
</TABLE>
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                      STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
ASSETS
  Investment in S&P STARS Master Series
   ("Master Series"), at value....................  $  88,619,281
  Receivable for Portfolio shares sold............        271,439
  Receivable for investment sold in Master
   Series.........................................        290,257
  Deferred organization expenses and other
   assets.........................................        178,954
                                                    -------------
        Total assets..............................     89,359,931
                                                    -------------
LIABILITIES
  Payable for Portfolio shares repurchased........        290,257
  Payable for investments purchased in Master
   Series.........................................        271,439
  Distribution fee payable (class A and C
   shares)........................................        130,589
  Administration fee payable......................         22,370
  Accrued expenses................................         67,952
                                                    -------------
        Total liabilities.........................        782,607
                                                    -------------
NET ASSETS
  Capital stock, $0.001 par value (unlimited
   shares of beneficial interest authorized)......          5,442
  Paid-in capital.................................     73,278,800
  Accumulated net investment loss from Master
   Series.........................................       (314,068)
  Accumulated net realized gain from Master
   Series.........................................      6,227,454
  Net unrealized appreciation from Master
   Series.........................................      9,379,696
                                                    -------------
        Net assets................................  $  88,577,324
                                                    -------------
CLASS A
  Net assets......................................  $  47,964,438
                                                    -------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......      2,942,931
                                                    -------------
  Net asset value per share.......................         $16.30
  Maximum offering price per share (net asset
   value plus sales charge of 4.75%* of the
   offering price)................................         $17.11
CLASS C
  Net assets......................................  $  29,830,621
                                                    -------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......      1,841,430
                                                    -------------
  Net asset value and offering price per
   share**........................................         $16.20
CLASS Y
  Net assets......................................  $  10,782,265
                                                    -------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......        657,692
                                                    -------------
  Net asset value, offering and redemption price
   per share......................................         $16.39
</TABLE>
 
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 * On investments of $50,000 or more, the offering price is reduced.
 
** Redemption price per share is equal to the net asset value per share less any
   applicable contingent deferred sales charge.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       4
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                            STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS
                  FOR THE SIX MONTHS ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
INVESTMENT INCOME
  Allocated net investment income from Master
   Series.........................................  $  288,370
                                                    ----------
EXPENSES
  Distribution fees - class A.....................     115,674
  Distribution fees - class C.....................     144,182
  Transfer agent fees and expenses................      87,364
  Administration fees.............................      63,484
  Accounting fees.................................      33,090
  Federal and state registration fees.............      31,676
  Legal and auditing fees.........................      26,773
  Reports and notices to shareholders.............      22,562
  Amortization of organization expenses...........      20,415
  Trustees' fees and expenses.....................       3,761
  Custodian fees and expenses.....................       2,507
  Other...........................................       3,510
                                                    ----------
        Total expenses............................     554,998
                                                    ----------
  Net investment loss.............................    (266,628)
                                                    ----------
NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN FROM MASTER
 SERIES
  Net realized gain...............................   4,212,668
  Net change in unrealized appreciation...........   3,376,679
                                                    ----------
  Net realized and unrealized gain from Master
   Series.........................................   7,589,347
                                                    ----------
NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM
 OPERATIONS.......................................  $7,322,719
                                                    ----------
                                                    ----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       5
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                       FOR THE
                                                                       PERIOD
                                                     FOR THE SIX      APRIL 5,
                                                    MONTHS ENDED        1995*
                                                    SEPTEMBER 30,      THROUGH
                                                        1996          MARCH 31,
                                                     (UNAUDITED)        1996
                                                    -------------   -------------
<S>                                                 <C>             <C>
INCREASE/(DECREASE) IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment loss.............................  $   (266,628)   $    (47,440)
  Net realized gain from Master Series............     4,212,668       3,768,620
  Net change in unrealized appreciation from
   Master Series..................................     3,376,679       6,003,017
                                                    -------------   -------------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from
   operations.....................................     7,322,719       9,724,197
                                                    -------------   -------------
 
DIVIDENDS AND DISTRIBUTIONS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM
  Net investment income
    Class Y shares................................            --         (14,755)
                                                    -------------   -------------
  Net realized capital gains
    Class A shares................................            --        (994,461)
    Class C shares................................            --        (560,676)
    Class Y shares................................            --        (183,942)
                                                    -------------   -------------
                                                              --      (1,739,079)
                                                    -------------   -------------
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
  Net proceeds from the sale of shares............    16,220,680      86,911,640
  Cost of shares repurchased......................   (16,874,591)    (14,635,820)
  Shares issued in reinvestment of dividends......            --       1,537,317
                                                    -------------   -------------
  Net increase/(decrease) in net assets derived
   from shares of beneficial interest
   transactions...................................      (653,911)     73,813,137
                                                    -------------   -------------
  Total increase in net assets....................     6,668,808      81,783,500
 
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.............................    81,908,516         125,016
                                                    -------------   -------------
  End of period...................................  $ 88,577,324    $ 81,908,516
                                                    -------------   -------------
                                                    -------------   -------------
</TABLE>
 
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* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       6
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below is per share operating performance data for each class of shares
outstanding, total investment return, ratios to average net assets and other
supplemental data for each period indicated. This information has been derived
from information provided in the financial statements.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                           FOR THE SIX MONTHS                 FOR THE PERIOD
                                                 ENDED                        APRIL 5, 1995*
                                           SEPTEMBER 30, 1996                    THROUGH
                                              (UNAUDITED)                     MARCH 31, 1996
                                     ------------------------------   ------------------------------
                                     CLASS A    CLASS C    CLASS Y    CLASS A    CLASS C    CLASS Y
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
<S>                                  <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of
   period..........................  $  14.92   $  14.86   $  14.97   $  12.00   $  12.00   $  14.13
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
  Net investment
   income/(loss)(1)................     (0.04)     (0.08)        --         --      (0.06)      0.07
  Net realized and unrealized gain
   on investment(2)................      1.42       1.42       1.42       3.31       3.28       1.20
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
  Net increase in net assets
   resulting from operations.......      1.38       1.34       1.42       3.31       3.22       1.27
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
  Dividends and distributions to
   shareholders from
    Net investment income..........        --         --         --         --         --      (0.03)
    Net realized capital gains.....        --         --         --      (0.39)     (0.36)     (0.40)
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
                                           --         --         --      (0.39)     (0.36)     (0.43)
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
  Net asset value, end of period...  $  16.30   $  16.20   $  16.39   $  14.92   $  14.86   $  14.97
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
  Total investment return for the
   period(3).......................      9.25%      9.02%      9.49%     27.68%     26.91%      9.09%(6)
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
                                     --------   --------   --------   --------   --------   --------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's
   omitted)........................  $ 47,964   $ 29,831   $ 10,782   $ 45,049   $ 28,081   $  8,779
  Ratio of expenses to average net
   assets(1)(4)....................      1.50%      2.00%      1.00%      1.50%      2.00%      1.00%
  Ratio of net investment
   income/(loss) to average net
   assets(1)(4)....................     (0.51)%    (1.02)%       --      (0.01)%    (0.45)%     0.82%(6)
  Decrease reflected in above
   expense ratios and net
   investment income/(loss) due to
   waivers and
   reimbursements(4)(5)............      0.74%      0.75%      0.76%      0.89%      0.92%      0.99%(6)
</TABLE>
 
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 *   Commencement of investment operations. Class Y shares commenced its initial
     public offering on August 7, 1995.
**   Calculated based on shares outstanding on the first and last day of the
     respective periods, except for dividends and distributions, if any, which
     are based on actual shares outstanding on the dates of distributions.
(1)   Reflects waivers and reimbursments.
(2)   The amounts shown for a share outstanding throughout the respective
      periods are not in accord with the change in the aggregate gains and
      losses in investments during the periods because of the timing of sales
      and repurchases of Portfolio shares in relation to fluctuating net asset
      value during the respective periods.
(3)   Total investment return does not consider the effects of sales loads or
      contingent deferred sales charges. Total investment return is calculated
      assuming a purchase of shares on the first day and a sale of shares on the
      last day of each period reported and includes reinvestment of dividends
      and distributions, if any. Total investment returns are not annualized.
(4)   Annualized.
(5)   Includes Portfolio's share of Master Series' expenses.
(6)   The total investment return and ratios for class Y shares are not
      necessarily comparable to those of class A or C shares, due to timing
      differences in the commencement of the initial public offering of class Y
      shares.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       7
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                              S&P STARS Portfolio
                  NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS -- (UNAUDITED)
 
ORGANIZATION AND SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES
 
The Bear Stearns Funds (the "Fund") was organized as a Massachusetts business
trust on September 29, 1994 and is registered with the Securities and Exchange
Commission (the "Commission") under the Investment Company Act of 1940, as
amended (the "Investment Company Act"), as an open-end management investment
company. The Fund currently has five portfolios in operation: three diversified
portfolios, Large Cap Value Portfolio, Small Cap Value Portfolio and Total
Return Bond Portfolio, and two non-diversified portfolios, The Insiders Select
Fund and S&P STARS Portfolio. As of the date hereof, S&P STARS Portfolio (the
"Portfolio") offers three classes of shares which have been designated as class
A, C and Y shares.
 
The Portfolio invests all of its assets in S&P STARS Master Series (the "Master
Series"), a separate series of S&P STARS Fund (the "Master Fund"), which has the
same objective as the Portfolio. The Master Fund was organized as a Delaware
business trust on October 5, 1994 and is registered under the Investment Company
Act as an open-end management investment company. The Master Fund currently has
one fund in operation, the Master Series, a non-diversified fund. The value of
the Portfolio's investment in the Master Series reflects the Portfolio's
proportionate beneficial interest in the net assets of the Master Series (99.9%
at September 30, 1996). The performance of the Portfolio is directly affected by
the performance of the Master Series. The financial statements of the Master
Series, including the portfolio of investments, should be read in conjunction
with the Portfolio's financial statements.
 
ORGANIZATIONAL MATTERS--Prior to commencing investment operations on April 5,
1995, the Portfolio had no transactions other than those relating to
organizational matters and the sale of 5,209 class A shares and 5,209 class C
shares of beneficial interest of S&P STARS Portfolio to Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.
("Bear Stearns" or the "Distributor"). Costs of $203,596 incurred by the
Portfolio in connection with the organization, its registration with the
Commission and with various states and the initial public offering of its shares
have been deferred and are being amortized, using the straight-line method over
the period of benefit not exceeding sixty months, beginning with the
commencement of investment operations of the Portfolio. In the event that the
Distributor or any transferee of the Distributor redeems any of its original
shares prior to the end of the sixty month period, the proceeds of the
redemption payable in respect of such shares shall be reduced by the pro rata
share (based on the proportionate share of the original shares redeemed to the
total number of original shares outstanding at the time of the redemption) of
the unamortized deferred organization expenses as of the date of such
redemption. In the event that the Portfolio is liquidated prior to the end of
the sixty month period, the Distributor or the transferee of the Distributor
shall bear the unamortized deferred organization expenses.
 
INVESTMENT VALUATION--The Portfolio invests all of its assets in the Master
Series, rather than in a portfolio of securities. Valuation of securities by the
Master Series is discussed in the Master Series' Notes to Financial Statements
which are included elsewhere in this report. Expenses and fees, including
administrative and distribution fees are accrued daily and taken into account
for the purposes of determining the net asset value of the Portfolio's shares.
Because of the differences in operating expenses incurred by each class the per
share net asset value of each class will differ.
 
INVESTMENT INCOME--The Portfolio accrues its share of income, net of Master
Series' expenses, daily on its investment in the Master Series. Net investment
income and realized and unrealized gains and losses from investment transactions
conducted by the Master Series, are allocated to the Portfolio based on the
Portfolio's proportional beneficial interest in the net assets of the Master
Series.
 
The Portfolio's allocated net investment income (other than distribution fees)
and realized and unrealized gains and losses from the Master Series is further
allocated each day to each class of shares based upon the relative proportion of
net assets of each class at the beginning of the day (after adjusting for
current capital share activity of the respective classes).
 
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<PAGE>
U.S. FEDERAL TAX STATUS--The Portfolio intends to distribute substantially all
of its taxable income and to comply with the other requirements of the Internal
Revenue Code of 1986, as amended, applicable to regulated investment companies.
Accordingly, no provision for U.S. federal income taxes is required. In
addition, by distributing during each calendar year substantially all of its
ordinary income and capital gains, if any, the Portfolio intends not to be
subject to a U.S. federal excise tax.
 
DIVIDENDS AND DISTRIBUTIONS--The Portfolio intends to distribute at least
annually to shareholders substantially all of its net investment income.
Distribution of net realized gains, if any, will be declared and paid at least
annually by the Portfolio. Dividends and distributions to shareholders are
recorded on the ex-dividend date. Income and capital gain distributions are
determined in accordance with income tax regulations which may differ from
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
TRANSACTIONS WITH AFFILIATES AND RELATED PARTIES
 
During the six months ended September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns Funds Management
Inc. ("BSFM" or the "Administrator") serves as administrator to the Portfolio
pursuant to an Administration Agreement. The Administrator is entitled to
receive from the Portfolio a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.15% of the
Portfolio's average daily net assets. Under the terms of an Administrative
Services Agreement with the Portfolio, PFPC Inc. provides certain administrative
services to the Portfolio. For providing these services, PFPC Inc. is entitled
to receive from the Portfolio a monthly fee of $5,500.
 
These fees are computed daily and paid monthly, and are subject to reduction in
any year to the extent that the Portfolio's expenses (exclusive of brokerage
commissions, distribution fees, taxes, interest and extraordinary items) exceed
the most stringent limits prescribed by the laws or regulations of any state in
which the Portfolio's shares are offered for sale, based on the average total
net assets of the Portfolio.
 
During the six months ended September 30, 1996, BSFM as the Master Series'
Adviser (the "Adviser") has voluntarily undertaken to limit the Portfolio's
total operating expenses (other than brokerage commissions, taxes, interest and
extraordinary items) to the extent that total Portfolio operating expenses
exceeded 1.50% of the average daily net assets of the Portfolio's class A
shares, 2.00% of the average daily net assets of the Portfolio's class C shares
and 1.00% of the average daily net assets of the Portfolio's class Y shares. As
necessary, this limitation is effected by waivers by the Adviser of its advisory
fees (Master Series only) and reimbursements of expenses exceeding the advisory
fee (Master Series and Portfolio). The Portfolio will not pay the Adviser at a
later time for any amounts it may waive, nor will the Portfolio reimburse the
Adviser for any amounts it may assume.
 
Custodial Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns Companies
Inc. and an affiliate of the Administrator, serves as custodian to the
Portfolio.
 
DISTRIBUTION PLAN
 
The Fund, on behalf of the Portfolio, has entered into a Distribution Plan (the
"Plan") pursuant to Rule 12b-1 under the Investment Company Act. Under the Plan
in effect for the six months ended September 30, 1996, the Portfolio paid Bear
Stearns a fee at an annual rate of 0.50% for class A shares and 1.00% for class
C shares. Such fees are based on the average daily net assets in each class of
the Portfolio and are accrued daily and paid monthly or at such other intervals
as the Board of Trustees may determine. The fees paid to Bear Stearns are
payable without regard to actual expenses incurred. For the period April 1, 1996
through September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns earned $259,856 in distribution fees.
Bear Stearns uses these fees primarily to pay dealers whose clients hold
Portfolio shares and other distribution-related activities.
 
In addition, as Distributor of the Portfolio, Bear Stearns collects the sales
charges imposed on sales of the Portfolio's class A shares, and reallows a
portion of such charges to dealers through which the sales are made. In
addition, Bear Stearns pays 1.00% in sales commissions on the sale of class C
shares to dealers at the time of such sales.
 
For the six months ended September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns has advised the
Portfolio that it received approximately $284,000 in front-end sales charges
resulting from sales of class A shares of the Portfolio. From these fees, Bear
Stearns paid such sales charges to
 
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<PAGE>
dealers which in turn paid commissions to sales persons. Bear Stearns has
advised the Portfolio that for the six months ended September 30, 1996, it
received approximately $23,000 in contingent deferred sales charges paid upon
certain redemptions by class C shareholders of the Portfolio.
 
INVESTMENT TRANSACTIONS
 
Additions and reductions to the Portfolio's investment in the Master Series
amounted to $16,220,680 and $17,401,257 respectively.
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
 
The Portfolio offers class A, C and Y shares. Class A shares are sold with a
front-end sales charge of up to 4.75%. Class C shares are sold with a contingent
deferred sales charge ("CDSC") of 1.00% during the first year. There is no sales
charge or CDSC on class Y shares, which are offered primarily to institutional
investors.
 
At September 30, 1996, there was an unlimited amount of $0.001 par value shares
of beneficial interest authorized of which Bear Stearns owned 5,209 class A
shares and 5,209 class C shares.
 
Transactions in the classes of shares of beneficial interest for the six months
ended September 30, 1996 were as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                SALES                REPURCHASES
                                                                         --------------------   ---------------------
                                                                         SHARES      AMOUNT     SHARES      AMOUNT
                                                                         -------   ----------   -------   -----------
<S>                                                                      <C>       <C>          <C>       <C>
Class A shares........................................................   656,613   $9,960,447   733,558   $10,935,895
Class C shares........................................................   257,757    3,861,238   305,406     4,581,727
Class Y shares........................................................   159,901    2,398,995    88,739     1,356,969
</TABLE>
 
Transactions in the classes of shares of beneficial interest for the period
April 5, 1995 (commencement of investment operations) through March 31, 1996
were as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                    SALES              REINVESTMENTS         REPURCHASES
                                           -----------------------   -----------------   --------------------
                                            SHARES       AMOUNT      SHARES    AMOUNT    SHARES      AMOUNT
                                           ---------   -----------   ------   --------   -------   ----------
<S>                                        <C>         <C>           <C>      <C>        <C>       <C>
Class A shares..........................   3,601,121   $48,488,374   58,847   $850,924   640,092   $9,215,429
Class C shares..........................   2,211,148    29,952,540   34,906    503,689   356,975    5,104,093
Class Y shares*.........................     595,898     8,595,742   12,618    182,704    21,986      316,298
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
*Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on August 7, 1995.
 
CREDIT AGREEMENT
 
The Fund, on behalf of the Portfolio, has entered into a credit agreement with
The First National Bank of Boston. S&P STARS Fund, Large Cap Value Portfolio,
Small Cap Value Portfolio, Total Return Bond Portfolio, The Insiders Select Fund
and Bear Stearns Investment Trust, which consists of the Emerging Markets Debt
Portfolio, are also parties to the credit agreement. The agreement provides that
each portfolio as a party to the credit agreement is permitted to borrow in an
amount up to 15% of the value of its total assets. Subject to Board approval and
upon making necessary disclosure in its prospectus, each portfolio may, in
accordance with the provisions of the credit agreement, borrow up to 25% of the
value of its total assets, less all liabilities other than liabilities for
borrowed money outstanding at the time. However, at no time shall the aggregate
outstanding principal amount of all loans to any of the portfolios exceed
$25,000,000. The line of credit will bear interest at the greater of: (i) the
annual rate of interest announced from time to time from the bank at its head
office as its Base Rate, or (ii) the Federal Funds Effective Rate plus 0.50%,
or, at the borrower's option, the rate quoted by The First National Bank of
Boston.
 
Each loan is payable on demand or upon termination of this credit agreement or,
for money market loans, on the last day of the interest period and, in any
event, not later than 14 days from the date the loan was advanced.
 
The Portfolio uses this facility to borrow money only for temporary or emergency
(not leveraging) purposes. The Portfolio had no amount outstanding under the
line of credit agreement at September 30, 1996.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
 ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                    MARKET
SHARES+                                              VALUE
- -------------------------------------------------------------
<C>            <S>                                <C>
               COMMON STOCKS--98.41%
               BANKS - 3.13%
     17,500    Bank of New York Co., Inc. ......  $   514,062
     25,000    Citicorp.........................    2,265,625
                                                  -----------
                                                    2,779,687
                                                  -----------
 
               CHEMICALS & FERTILIZERS - 7.38%
    240,000    Crompton & Knowles Corp. ........    3,930,000
     40,000    Rohm & Haas Co.++................    2,620,000
                                                  -----------
                                                    6,550,000
                                                  -----------
 
               COMPUTER NETWORKS - 4.91%
    160,000    Bay Networks, Inc.+++ ...........    4,360,000
                                                  -----------
 
               COMPUTER SERVICES - 13.19%
    102,500    Computer Associates
               International, Inc. .............    6,124,375
     73,000    Sterling Software, Inc. .........    5,575,375
                                                  -----------
                                                   11,699,750
                                                  -----------
 
               COMPUTERS & OFFICE EQUIPMENT -
               8.40%
     95,000    Cheyenne Software Inc.+++*.......    2,042,500
     31,500    International Business Machines
               Corp. ...........................    3,921,750
     35,000    Oracle Systems Corp. ............    1,489,688
                                                  -----------
                                                    7,453,938
                                                  -----------
 
               CONTAINERS - 1.70%
     36,600    Fisher Scientific International
               Inc.++++.........................    1,509,750
                                                  -----------
 
               COSMETICS & SOAP - 2.45%
     25,000    Colgate-Palmolive Co. ...........    2,171,875
                                                  -----------
 
               DRUGS & HOSPITAL SUPPLIES -
               12.70%
     49,000    Amgen Inc.*......................    3,093,125
     60,000    Merck & Co., Inc. ...............    4,222,500
     50,000    Pfizer Inc. .....................    3,956,250
                                                  -----------
                                                   11,271,875
                                                  -----------
 
<CAPTION>
- -------------------------------------------------------------
                                                    MARKET
SHARES+                                              VALUE
- -------------------------------------------------------------
<C>            <S>                                <C>
 
               ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT - 7.18%
     70,000    General Electric Co. ............  $ 6,370,000
                                                  -----------
 
               ELECTRONICS - 16.47%
    105,000    Adaptec, Inc.+++*................    6,300,000
      2,000    Intel Corp.+++...................      190,875
    100,000    Intel Corp. Warrants expiring
               3/09/98+++*......................    5,675,000
     37,500    Microchip Technology Inc.++++*...    1,401,563
     10,000    Oaks Industries Inc.*............      332,500
     15,000    SGS - Thompson Microelecs
               N.V.*............................      710,625
                                                  -----------
                                                   14,610,563
                                                  -----------
 
               ENTERTAINMENT & LEISURE - 0.69%
     40,000    Comcast Corp., Class A...........      615,000
                                                  -----------
 
               FOOD & BEVERAGES - 6.89%
     90,000    Interstate Bakeries Corp.++......    3,285,000
    100,000    Pepsico, Inc.+++.................    2,825,000
                                                  -----------
                                                    6,110,000
                                                  -----------
 
               HEALTHCARE - 4.81%
     75,000    Columbia/HCA Healthcare Corp. ...    4,265,625
                                                  -----------
 
               MISCELLANEOUS INDUSTRIALS - 0.43%
     25,000    Mariner Health Group, Inc.*......      384,375
                                                  -----------
 
               OIL & NATURAL GAS - 1.51%
     45,000    Apache Devices Inc. .............    1,338,750
                                                  -----------
 
               OIL - OFFSHORE DRILLING - 1.02%
     57,500    Global Marine Inc.*..............      905,625
                                                  -----------
 
               RESTAURANTS - 3.03%
    125,000    Wendy's International, Inc. .....    2,687,500
                                                  -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       11
<PAGE>
                    THE          BEAR          STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
- -------------------------------------------------------------
                                                    MARKET
SHARES+                                              VALUE
- -------------------------------------------------------------
<C>            <S>                                <C>
               COMMON STOCKS (CONTINUED)
 
               RETAILING - 2.52%
     50,000    Sears, Roebuck & Co. ............  $ 2,237,500
                                                  -----------
               Total Common Stocks
               (cost - $77,929,983).............   87,321,813
               Other assets in excess
               of liabilities - 1.59%...........    1,413,490
                                                  -----------
               Net Assets - 100.00%.............  $88,735,303
                                                  -----------
                                                  -----------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
+    Unless otherwise indicated all common stocks are ranked five stars.
++   Currently ranked three stars.
+++  Currently ranked four stars.
++++ Not ranked by STARS.
*    Non-income producing security.
 
S&P STARS RANKINGS:
Five stars - Buy - Expected to be among the best performers over the next twelve
                   months and to rise in price.
Four stars - Accumulate - Expected to be an above-average performer.
Three stars - Hold - Expected to be an average performer.
Two stars - Avoid - Expected to be a below-average performer.
One star - Sell - Expected to be a well-below-average performer and to fall in
                  price.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       12
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                      STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
ASSETS
  Investments, at value (cost - $77,929,983)......  $  87,321,813
  Cash............................................          9,070
  Receivable for investments sold.................      5,009,300
  Receivable for beneficial interests sold........        271,439
  Dividends and interest receivable...............         64,807
  Receivable from investment adviser..............         27,154
  Deferred organization expenses and other
   assets.........................................         77,653
                                                    --------------
        Total assets..............................     92,781,236
                                                    --------------
LIABILITIES
  Loan payable....................................        519,879
  Payable for investments purchased...............      3,171,669
  Payable for beneficial interests repurchased....        290,257
  Administration and accounting fees payable......         16,500
  Custodian fee payable...........................          8,457
  Accrued expenses................................         39,171
                                                    --------------
        Total liabilities.........................      4,045,933
                                                    --------------
NET ASSETS
  Net proceeds from capital contributions and
   withdrawals....................................     79,343,473
  Net unrealized appreciation on investments......      9,391,830
                                                    --------------
        Net assets applicable to investors'
       beneficial interests.......................  $  88,735,303
                                                    --------------
                                                    --------------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       13
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                            STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS
                  FOR THE SIX MONTHS ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                                 <C>
INVESTMENT INCOME
  Dividends.......................................  $   384,549
  Interest........................................       32,162
                                                    -----------
                                                        416,711
                                                    -----------
EXPENSES
  Advisory fees...................................      318,040
  Administration and accounting fees..............       54,952
  Custodian fees and expenses.....................       23,060
  Legal and auditing fees.........................       16,545
  Amortization of organization expenses...........       10,028
  Trustees' fees and expenses.....................       10,028
  Insurance expenses..............................        8,243
  Other...........................................        2,757
                                                    -----------
        Total expenses before waivers and
       reimbursements.............................      443,653
        Less: waivers and reimbursements..........     (315,677)
                                                    -----------
        Total expenses after waivers and
       reimbursements.............................      127,976
                                                    -----------
  Net investment income...........................      288,735
                                                    -----------
NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN ON INVESTMENTS,
 SECURITIES SOLD SHORT AND OPTION TRANSACTIONS
  Net realized gain/(loss) from:
        Investments...............................    4,276,245
        Option transactions.......................       (1,540)
        Securities sold short.....................      (60,724)
  Net change in unrealized appreciation on
   investments, securities sold short and option
   transactions...................................    3,385,456
                                                    -----------
  Net realized and unrealized gain on investments,
   securities sold short and option
   transactions...................................    7,599,437
                                                    -----------
NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM
 OPERATIONS.......................................  $ 7,888,172
                                                    -----------
                                                    -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       14
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                FOR THE SIX
                                                               MONTHS ENDED     FOR THE PERIOD
                                                               SEPTEMBER 30,    APRIL 5, 1995*
                                                                   1996             THROUGH
                                                                (UNAUDITED)     MARCH 31, 1996
                                                              ---------------   ---------------
<S>                                                           <C>               <C>
INCREASE IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment income.....................................    $   288,735       $   695,588
  Net realized gain from investments, securities sold short
   and option transactions..................................      4,213,981         3,769,370
  Net change in unrealized appreciation on investments......      3,385,456         6,006,374
                                                              ---------------   ---------------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations......      7,888,172        10,471,332
                                                              ---------------   ---------------
 
CAPITAL TRANSACTIONS
  Contributions.............................................     16,220,680        86,999,990
  Withdrawals...............................................    (17,401,257)      (15,568,630)
                                                              ---------------   ---------------
  Net increase/(decrease) in net assets derived from capital
   transactions.............................................     (1,180,577)       71,431,360
                                                              ---------------   ---------------
  Total increase in net assets..............................      6,707,595        81,902,692
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.......................................     82,027,708           125,016
                                                              ---------------   ---------------
  End of period.............................................    $88,735,303       $82,027,708
                                                              ---------------   ---------------
                                                              ---------------   ---------------
</TABLE>
 
- --------
* Commencement of investment operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       15
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below are ratios to average net assets and other supplemental data for
each period indicated. This information has been derived from information
provided in the financial statements.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                    FOR THE SIX MONTHS    FOR THE PERIOD
                                                          ENDED           APRIL 5, 1995*
                                                    SEPTEMBER 30, 1996    THROUGH MARCH
                                                       (UNAUDITED)           31, 1996
                                                    ------------------   ----------------
<S>                                                 <C>                  <C>
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's omitted).......       $88,735             $82,028
  Ratio of expenses to average net assets(1)(2)...          0.30%               0.19%
  Ratio of net investment income to average net
   assets(1)(2)...................................          0.68%               1.36%
  Decrease reflected in above expense ratios due
   to waivers and reimbursements(2)...............          0.74%               0.91%
  Portfolio turnover rate(3)......................        111.48%             295.97%
  Average commission rate per share(4)............       $0.0636             $0.0603
</TABLE>
 
- --------
*   Commencement of investment operations.
(1)   Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(2)   Annualized.
(3)   Not annualized.
(4)   Represents average commission rate per share charged to the Master Series
      on purchases and sales of investments during each period.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       16
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                                 S&P STARS Fund
 
                            S&P STARS Master Series
                  NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS -- (UNAUDITED)
 
ORGANIZATION AND SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES
 
S&P STARS Fund (the "Master Fund") was organized as a Delaware business trust on
October 5, 1994 and is registered with the Securities and Exchange Commission
(the "Commission") under the Investment Company Act of 1940, as amended (the
"Investment Company Act"), as an open-end management investment company. The
Master Fund is a "series fund" which is a mutual fund divided into separate
portfolios. Each portfolio is treated as a separate entity for certain matters
under the Investment Company Act, and for other purposes, and a shareholder of
one portfolio is not deemed to be a shareholder of any other portfolio. The
Master Fund currently has one portfolio in operation, S&P STARS Master Series
(the "Master Series"), a non-diversified portfolio.
 
ORGANIZATIONAL MATTERS--Prior to commencing investment operations on April 5,
1995, the Master Fund had no transactions other than those relating to
organizational matters and the sale of 10,418 shares of beneficial interest of
the Master Series to S&P STARS Portfolio (the "Portfolio") of The Bear Stearns
Funds. Costs of approximately $100,000 incurred by the Master Fund in connection
with the organization and its registration with the Commission have been
deferred and are being amortized, using the straight-line method over the period
of benefit not exceeding sixty months, beginning with the commencement of
investment operations of the Master Series. The Master Series commenced
investment operations on April 5, 1995. In the event that the Portfolio or any
transferee of the Portfolio redeems any of its original shares prior to the end
of the sixty month period, the proceeds of the redemption payable in respect of
such shares shall be reduced by the pro rata share (based on the proportionate
share of the original shares redeemed to the total number of original shares
outstanding at the time of the redemption) of the unamortized deferred
organization expenses as of the date of such redemption. In the event that the
Master Series is liquidated prior to the end of the sixty month period, the
Portfolio or the transferee of the Portfolio shall bear the unamortized deferred
organization expenses.
 
PORTFOLIO VALUATION--Securities, including covered call options written by the
Master Series, are valued at the last sale price on the securities exchange or
national securities market on which such securities primarily are traded.
Securities not listed on an exchange or national securities market, or
securities in which there were no transactions, are valued at the average of the
most recent bid and asked prices, except in the case of open short positions
where the asked price is used for valuation purposes. Bid price is used when no
asked price is available. Securities which mature in 60 days or less are valued
at amortized cost which approximates market value, unless this method does not
represent fair value. Expenses and fees, including the investment advisory,
administration fees and distribution fees, are accrued daily and taken into
account for the purposes of determining the net asset value of the Master
Series' shares.
 
INVESTMENT TRANSACTIONS AND INVESTMENT INCOME--Master Series' investment
transactions are recorded on the trade date (the date on which the order to buy
or sell is executed). Realized gains and losses from securities are calculated
on the identified cost basis. Dividend income is recorded on the ex-dividend
date. Interest income is recorded on an accrual basis.
 
OPTIONS WRITING--When the Master Series writes an option, an amount equal to the
premium received by the Master Series is recorded as a liability and is
subsequently adjusted to the current market value of the option written.
 
Premiums received from writing options which expire unexercised are recorded by
the Master Series on the expiration date as realized gains from option
transactions. The difference between the premium and the amount paid on
effecting a closing purchase transaction, including brokerage commissions, is
also treated as a realized gain, or if the premium is less than the amount paid
for the closing purchase transaction, as a realized loss. If a call option is
exercised, the premium is added to the proceeds from the sale of the
 
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<PAGE>
underlying securities in determining whether the Master Series has a realized
gain or loss. If a put option is exercised, the premium reduces the cost basis
of the securities purchased by the Master Series. The Master Series' use of
written options involves, to varying degrees, elements of market risk in excess
of the amount recognized in the statement of assets and liabilities. The
contract or notional amounts reflect the extent of the Master Series'
involvement in these financial instruments. In writing an option, the Master
Series bears the market risk of an unfavorable change in the price of the
security underlying the written option. Exercise of an option written by the
Master Series could result in the Master Series selling or buying a security at
a price different from the current market value. The Master Series' activities
in written options are conducted through regulated exchanges which do not result
in counterparty credit risks.
 
Option activity for the six months ended September 30, 1996 was as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                               PUT OPTIONS
                                                                         -----------------------
                                                                         CONTRACTS    PREMIUMS
                                                                         ---------   -----------
<S>                                                                      <C>         <C>
Outstanding at beginning of period....................................        --            --
Options purchased.....................................................        70       $ 1,960
Options closed or expired.............................................       (70  )     (1,960)
                                                                              --
                                                                                     -----------
Outstanding at end of period..........................................        --            --
                                                                              --
                                                                                     -----------
</TABLE>
 
SHORT SELLING--When the Master Series makes a short sale, an amount equal to the
proceeds received by the Master Series is recorded as a liability and is
subsequently adjusted to the current market value of the short sale. Short sales
represent obligations of the Master Series to make future delivery of specific
securities and, correspondingly, create an obligation to purchase the security
at market prices prevailing at the later delivery date (or to deliver the
security if already owned by the Master Series). Upon the termination of a short
sale, the Master Series will recognize a gain, limited to the price at which the
Master Series sold the security short, if the market price is less than the
proceeds originally received. The Master Series will recognize a loss, unlimited
in magnitude, if the market price at termination is greater than the proceeds
originally received. As a result, short sales create the risk that the Master
Series' ultimate obligation to satisfy the delivery requirements may exceed the
amount of the proceeds initially received or the liability recorded in the
financial statements
 
U.S. FEDERAL TAX STATUS--The Master Series is treated as a partnership for U.S.
federal tax purposes. No provision is made by the Master Series for U.S. federal
taxes; each investor in the Master Series is ultimately responsible for the
payment of any taxes. Since one of the Master Series' investors is a regulated
investment company that invests all of its assets in the Master Series (S&P
STARS Portfolio or the "Portfolio"), the Master Series normally must satisfy the
applicable source of income and diversification requirements (under the Internal
Revenue Code) in order for the Portfolio to satisfy them. The Master Series
intends to comply with the requirements of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, as
amended, applicable to regulated investment companies.
 
TRANSACTIONS WITH AFFILIATES AND RELATED PARTIES
 
During the six months ended September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns Funds Management
Inc. ("BSFM" or the "Adviser"), a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns
Companies Inc., served as the investment adviser of the Master Series pursuant
to an Investment Advisory Agreement. The Adviser is entitled to receive from the
Master Series a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.75% of the Master
Series' average daily net assets.
 
Under the terms of an Administrative Services Agreement with the Portfolio, PFPC
International Ltd. provides certain administrative services to the Master
Series. For providing these services, PFPC International Ltd. is entitled to
receive from the Master Series a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.12% of
the Master Series' net assets up to $200 million, 0.09% of the next $200
million, 0.075% of the next $200 million, and 0.05% of net assets above $600
million, subject to a minimum fee of $8,500 for the Master Series, payable
monthly.
 
During the six months ended September 30, 1996, the Adviser has voluntarily
undertaken to limit the Portfolio's total operating expenses (other than
brokerage commissions, interest, taxes and extraordinary items) to the extent
that total Portfolio operating expenses exceeded 1.50% of the average daily net
assets of the Portfolio's class A shares, 2.00% of the average daily net assets
of the Portfolio's class C shares and 1.00% of the average daily net assets of
the Portfolio's class Y shares. As necessary, this limitation is
 
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effected by waivers by the Adviser of its advisory fees and reimbursements of
expenses exceeding the advisory fee. For the six months ended September 30,
1996, the Adviser waived $281,502 of its advisory fee and reimbursed $34,175 of
the Master Series expenses in order to maintain the voluntary expense
limitation. The Master Series will not pay the Adviser at a later time for any
amounts it may waive, nor will the Master Series reimburse the Adviser for any
amounts it may assume.
 
For the six months ended September 30, 1996, Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc., an
affiliate of the Adviser, earned $163,976 in brokerage commissions from
portfolio transactions executed on behalf of the Master Series.
 
Custodial Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns Companies
Inc. and an affiliate of the Adviser, serves as custodian to the Master Series.
 
INVESTMENTS IN SECURITIES
 
For U.S. federal income tax purposes, the cost of securities owned at September
30, 1996 was $78,625,125. Accordingly, the net unrealized appreciation of
investments of $8,696,688 was composed of gross appreciation of $10,157,692 for
those investments having an excess of value over cost; and gross depreciation of
$1,461,004 for those investments having an excess of cost over value.
 
For the six months ended September 30, 1996, aggregate purchases and sales of
investment securities (excluding short-term investments) were $94,245,208 and
$91,264,909 respectively.
 
CREDIT AGREEMENT
 
The S&P STARS Fund, on behalf of the Master Series, has entered into a credit
agreement with The First National Bank of Boston. Bear Stearns Investment Trust,
which consists of the Emerging Markets Debt Portfolio and The Bear Stearns Funds
consisting of S&P STARS Portfolio, Large Cap Value Portfolio, Small Cap Value
Portfolio, Total Return Bond Portfolio and The Insiders Select Fund are also
parties to the credit agreement. The agreement provides that each portfolio as a
party to the credit agreement is permitted to borrow in an amount up to 15% of
the value of its total assets. Subject to Board approval and upon making
necessary disclosure in its prospectus, each portfolio may, in accordance with
the provisions of the credit agreement, borrow up to 25% of the value of its
total assets, less all liabilities other than liabilities for borrowed money
outstanding at the time. However, at no time shall the aggregate outstanding
principal amount of all loans to any of the portfolios exceed $25,000,000. The
line of credit will bear interest at the greater of: (i) the annual rate of
interest announced from time to time from the bank at its head office as its
Base Rate, or (ii) the Federal Funds Effective Rate plus 0.50%, or, at the
borrower's option, the rate quoted by The First National Bank of Boston.
 
Each loan is payable on demand or upon termination of this credit agreement or,
for money market loans, on the last day of the interest period and, in any
event, not later than 14 days from the date the loan was advanced.
 
The Master Series uses this facility to borrow money only for temporary or
emergency (not leveraging) purposes. The Master Series had $519,879 outstanding
at an interest rate of 7.375% under the line of credit agreement at September
30, 1996.
 
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Robert S. Reitzes                            Chairman of the Board
Neil T. Eigen                                President
Peter B. Fox                                 Executive Vice President
William J. Montgoris                         Executive Vice President
Peter M. Bren                                Trustee
Alan J. Dixon                                Trustee
John R. McKernan, Jr.                        Trustee
M.B. Oglesby, Jr.                            Trustee
Stephen A. Bornstein                         Vice President
Donalda L. Fordyce                           Vice President
Frank J. Maresca                             Vice President and Treasurer
Ellen T. Arthur                              Secretary
Vincent L. Pereira                           Assistant Treasurer
Eileen M. Coyle                              Assistant Secretary

INVESTMENT ADVISER                           DISTRIBUTOR
AND ADMINISTRATOR                            Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.
Bear Stearns Funds                           245 Park Avenue
Management Inc.                              New York, NY 10167
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Kramer, Levin, Naftalis & Frankel            Deloitte & Touche LLP
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New York, NY 10022                           New York, NY 10281


The financial information included herein is taken from the records of each
Portfolio without examination by independent auditors who do not express an
opinion thereon.

This report is submitted for the general information of the shareholders of each
Portfolio. It is not authorized for distribution to prospective investors in
each Portfolio unless it is preceded or accompanied by a current prospectus
which includes details regarding each Portfolio's objectives, policies, sales
commissions and other information. Total investment return is based on
historical results and is not intended to indicate future performance. The
investment return and principal value of an investment in each Portfolio will
fluctuate, so that an investor's shares, when redeemed, may be worth more or
less than original cost.
                                                                    BSF-R-009-03

LARGE CAP
VALUE PORTFOLIO

SMALL CAP
VALUE PORTFOLIO

TOTAL RETURN
BOND PORTFOLIO

SEMI-ANNUAL REPORT
SEPTEMBER 30, 1996

<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                             LETTER TO SHAREHOLDERS
 
                                                               November 12, 1996
Dear Shareholders,
 
We are pleased to present the semi-annual report to shareholders for the Large
Cap Value Portfolio ("Large Cap"), Small Cap Value Portfolio ("Small Cap") and
Total Return Bond Portfolio ("Bond Portfolio") (collectively, the "Portfolios")
for the six months ended September 30, 1996.
 
LARGE CAP VALUE PORTFOLIO
 
Large Cap's total return for the period April 4, 1995 (commencement of
investment operations) through September 30, 1996, was 28.68% and 27.71%
(without giving effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges,
if any) for class A and C shares, respectively. The S&P 500 (Composite) Index
(the "S&P 500") returned 40.95% for the same period. The average annual total
return at September 30, 1996 for Large Cap was 18.36% and 17.76% (without giving
effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges, if any) for class
A and C shares, respectively. The S&P 500 average annual total return was 25.79%
for the same period. For the six months ended September 30, 1996, class A and C
shares returned 1.85% and 1.59% (without giving effect to sales charges and
contingent deferred sales charges, if any), respectively, versus 7.72% for the
S&P 500.
 
For the period September 11, 1995 (commencement of initial public offering)
through September 30, 1996, class Y shares gained 11.05% compared to 22.72% for
the S&P 500. The average annual total return at September 30, 1996 for class Y
shares was 10.42% compared to 21.36% for the S&P 500. For the six months ended
September 30, 1996, class Y shares gained 2.12% compared to 7.72% for the S&P
500. Further performance data for each class of shares for this reporting period
is available in the "Financial Highlights" section of this report.
 
The first six months of Large Cap's fiscal year was characterized by a
relatively strong equity market. Value stocks have under-performed growth stocks
over this period and Large Cap has been exceptionally hard hit by earnings
disappointments. Digital Equipment Corp. and Stewart & Stevenson Services, Inc.
were both the victims of poor earnings reports. However, we believe that value
stocks will re-establish themselves in the near future; growth stocks look
somewhat extended and value stocks are relatively inexpensive versus growth
stocks.
 
Our financial sector holdings continue to do well, led by BankAmerica Corp.,
Bank of New York Co., Inc., Great Western Financial Corp. and Union Planters
Corp. We will continue to overweight the financial sector given its discount to
the market in general. Additionally, we find the sector's less variable and less
leveraged earnings very attractive. In the banking sector in particular, we see
better management of credit and interest rate risk and the best capital level in
thirty years.
 
From a fundamental point of view, we are comfortable with the equity market. The
economy has slowed from the unsustainable pace of the second quarter. Consumer
spending has eased and capital spending is growing more slowly. We believe
growth should be modest next year as well. This bodes well for inflation and
interest rates.
 
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SMALL CAP VALUE PORTFOLIO
 
Small Cap's total return for the period April 3, 1995 (commencement of
investment operations) through September 30, 1996, was 49.60% and 48.23%
(without giving effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges,
if any) for class A and C shares, respectively, compared to 35.91% for its
benchmark, the Russell 2000 Index (the "Russell 2000"). The average annual total
return at September 30, 1996 for Small Cap was 30.83% and 30.03% (without giving
effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges, if any) for class
A and C shares, respectively, versus 22.72% for the Russell 2000. For the six
months ended September 30, 1996, class A and C shares returned 11.34% and 10.96%
(without giving effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges),
respectively, compared to 5.50% for the Russell 2000.
 
For the period June 22, 1995 (commencement of initial public offering) through
September 30, 1996, class Y shares gained 37.70% compared to 24.16% for the
Russell 2000. The average annual total return at September 30, 1996 for class Y
shares was 28.41% compared to 18.43% for the Russell 2000. For the six months
ended September 30, 1996, class Y shares gained 11.48% compared to 5.50% for the
Russell 2000. Further performance data for each class of shares for this
reporting period is available in the "Financial Highlights" section of this
report.
 
Performance during the first six months of this year was paced by a doubling in
price of one of our specialty retail holdings, American Eagle Outfitters, Inc.
As expected, this company is being viewed more and more as The Gap for
Generation X. Additionally, the sharp appreciation of recent purchases including
S3 Inc., Furniture Brands Intl., Inc., Health Images, Inc., and Foodmaker Inc.
(which we highlighted in the annual report) contributed to the performance of
Small Cap. Our best performing stock for the third quarter was S3 Inc., which
rose by 53%. We began buying the stock in April, when it sold at just over $11
per share following a decline of nearly 50% over the prior six months due to
some product transition concerns. S3 Inc. makes graphics accelerator chips and
is considered one of the best in its industry. With the launch of their new 3D
chip (which is exactly the direction in which video games and PCs are going),
earnings have the ability to truly accelerate over the next 15 months.
 
Although there was a great deal of volatility in the market during the third
quarter, by the end of the period, there was little change in the performance of
small company stocks. As a result, the solid returns reported last quarter, both
on an absolute and relative basis, have been retained. Larger cap stocks in
general performed somewhat better during the quarter. As a result, small cap
stocks are now even less expensive when compared to their larger brethren.
 
As we are formulating our outlook for 1997, it would appear that following a
second half slowdown here in the U.S., economic growth on a global basis will
accelerate next year. Coupled with an environment of stable interest rates, 1997
could be a good year for small cap stocks. Generally, small cap stocks perform
best when the economy transitions from slow growth to faster growth.
 
TOTAL RETURN BOND PORTFOLIO
 
The Bond Portfolio's total return for the period April 5, 1995 (commencement of
investment operations) through September 30, 1996 was 10.73% and 10.10% (without
giving effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges, if any)
for class A and C shares, respectively. The Salomon Brothers Broad Investment
Grade ("BIG") Bond Index returned 12.84% for the same time period. The average
annual total return at September 30, 1996 for the Bond Portfolio was 7.05% and
6.64% (without giving effect to sales charges and contingent deferred sales
charges, if any) for class A and C shares, respectively, compared to the Salomon
Brothers BIG Bond Index which returned 8.43%. For the six months ended September
30, 1996, class A and C shares gained 2.18% and 1.97% (without giving effect to
sales charges and contingent deferred sales charges, if any), respectively,
versus 2.37% for the Salomon Brothers BIG Bond Index.
 
For the period September 8, 1995 (commencement of initial public offering)
through September 30, 1996, class Y shares gained 5.18% compared to 5.54% for
the Salomon Brothers BIG Bond Index. The average annual total return at
September 30, 1996 for class Y shares was 4.85% compared to 5.19% for the
Salomon Brothers BIG Bond Index. For the six months ended September 30, 1996,
class Y shares gained 2.37% compared to 2.37% for the Salomon Brothers BIG Bond
Index. Further performance data for each class of shares for this reporting
period is available in the "Financial Highlights" section of this report.
 
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The fixed income markets traded in a range from late April through the end of
the third quarter as economic indicators gave conflicting signs about the
direction and strength of economic growth. Employment and hourly earnings
statistics remained strong, consistent with the increases in both industrial
production and inventories. New home sales swelled in August, however, soft
existing home, retail and auto sales, as well as a large drop in durable goods
orders all point to slower growth ahead. Inflation has continued to come in at
the low end of estimates and should end the year at or below 3%. The widely
expected Federal Reserve (the "Fed") tightening failed to materialize, lending
further credence to the slower growth theory. The bond market responded
favorably to the Fed's inaction by pushing interest rates down across the
maturity spectrum. The yield curve (2 year vs. 30 year) steepened by four basis
points as short and intermediate Treasuries modestly outperformed their
longer-term counterparts.
 
Mortgage-backed securities were the best performing sector, producing a total
return of 2.75% for the six month period. Corporate bonds also performed
relatively well, returning 2.35% for the period, as spreads versus comparable
Treasuries narrowed.
 
The economy has slowed from the unsustainable pace of the second quarter.
Consumer spending has eased and capital spending is growing more slowly. We
believe that economic growth should be modest for the remainder of the year and
into next year as well. This bodes well for both inflation and interest rates.
 
We have positioned the Bond Portfolio to take advantage of a trend toward slower
growth. We have overweighted corporates, which still represent value as spreads
versus Treasuries have the potential to narrow further. As expectations of a
tighter monetary policy begin to wane, we will also emphasize intermediate
maturity Treasuries, which should be good relative performers in this
environment.
 
In conclusion, we appreciate your support and would be pleased to respond to any
questions or comments. If you have any questions concerning these Portfolios,
please call 1-800-766-4111.
 
                                   Sincerely,
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                 <C>                                 <C>
       [SIGNATURE]                  [SIGNATURE]                         [SIGNATURE]
Robert S. Reitzes                   Neil T. Eigen                       Peter E. Mahoney
Chairman of the Board               President                           Portfolio Manager
The Bear Stearns Funds              The Bear Stearns Funds              Total Return Bond Portfolio
                                    Portfolio Manager
                                    Large Cap Value Portfolio
                                    Small Cap Value Portfolio
</TABLE>
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
              CLASS A AND C SHARES(1)(2)(3)(4) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                              CLASS A SHARES    CLASS C SHARES     S&P 500 (COMPOSITE) INDEX
<S>                                                          <C>               <C>               <C>
4/4/95                                                                 $9,525           $10,000                        $10,000
6/30/95                                                                10,192            10,683                         10,851
9/30/95                                                                11,295            11,825                         11,714
12/31/95                                                               11,915            12,483                         12,419
3/31/96                                                                12,034            12,571                         13,086
6/30/96                                                                12,042            12,563                         13,673
9/30/96                                                                12,257            12,771                         14,095
$9,525 Investment made on April 4, 1995
Past performance is not predictive of future performance
 
<CAPTION>
                                                               NATIONAL CONSUMER PRICE INDEX
<S>                                                          <C>
4/4/95                                                                                 $10,000
6/30/95                                                                                 10,079
9/30/95                                                                                 10,126
12/31/95                                                                                10,178
3/31/96                                                                                 10,284
6/30/96                                                                                 10,364
9/30/96                                                                                 10,430
$9,525 Investment made on April 4, 1995
Past performance is not predictive of future performance
</TABLE>
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                      AVERAGE ANNUAL TOTAL RETURN
                                                INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND    EXCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                 EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS       EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                               ---------------------------  ---------------------------
<S>                                            <C>                          <C>
Large Cap Value Portfolio(4)
    Class A shares(5)........................               14.57%                       12.67%
    Class C shares ..........................               17.76                        15.52
    Class Y shares(2)........................               10.42                         9.25
S&P 500 (Composite) Index(3).................               25.79                       --
National Consumer Price Index(3).............                2.85                       --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For the period of April 4, 1995 (commencement of investment operations)
    through September 30, 1996.
(2) The return of class Y shares (for which September 11, 1995 was the initial
    public offering date) would have been higher than class A and C shares if
    operations were commenced on the same day. The higher return is due to the
    fact that there is no sales load, CDSC or 12b-1 fee charged to class Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    (class A shares reflects the initial maximum 4.75% sales load) and reflects
    all Portfolio expenses. Investors should note that the Portfolio is a
    professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either unmanaged
    and do not incur sales charges or expenses and/or are not available for
    investment. Performance of the indices corresponds to the performance of
    class A and C shares.
(4) Bear Stearns Funds Management Inc. waived its advisory fee and agreed to
    voluntarily reimburse a portion of the Portfolio's operating expenses to
    maintain the expense limitation, as set forth in the notes to the financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects the initial maximum 4.75% sales load. Without applicable sales
    load, the total returns would have been 18.36% including fee waivers and
    expense reimbursements and 16.40% excluding fee waivers and expense
    reimbursements.
 
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
              CLASS A AND C SHARES(1)(2)(3)(4) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                              CLASS A SHARES    CLASS C SHARES    RUSSELL 2000 INDEX
<S>                                                          <C>               <C>               <C>
4/3/95                                                                 $9,525           $10,000               $10,000
6/30/95                                                                10,343            10,842                10,875
9/30/95                                                                12,057            12,625                11,901
12/31/95                                                               12,128            12,674                12,115
3/31/96                                                                12,797            13,359                12,682
6/30/96                                                                14,241            14,848                13,316
9/30/96                                                                14,249            14,823                13,591
$9,525 Investment made on April 3, 1995
Past performance is not predictive of future performance
 
<CAPTION>
                                                               NATIONAL CONSUMER PRICE INDEX
<S>                                                          <C>
4/3/95                                                                                 $10,000
6/30/95                                                                                 10,079
9/30/95                                                                                 10,126
12/31/95                                                                                10,178
3/31/96                                                                                 10,284
6/30/96                                                                                 10,364
9/30/96                                                                                 10,430
$9,525 Investment made on April 3, 1995
Past performance is not predictive of future performance
</TABLE>
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                      AVERAGE ANNUAL TOTAL RETURN
                                                INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND    EXCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                 EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS       EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                               ---------------------------  ---------------------------
<S>                                            <C>                          <C>
Small Cap Value Portfolio(4)
    Class A shares(5)........................               26.65%                       24.97%
    Class C shares ..........................               30.03                        28.93
    Class Y shares(2)........................               28.41                        27.64
Russell 2000 Index(3)........................               22.72                       --
National Consumer Price Index(3).............                2.85                       --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For the period of April 3, 1995 (commencement of investment operations)
    through September 30, 1996.
(2) The return of class Y shares (for which June 22, 1995 was the initial public
    offering date) would have been higher than class A and C shares if
    operations were commenced on the same day. The higher return is due to the
    fact that there is no sales load, CDSC or 12b-1 fee charged to class Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    (class A shares reflects the initial maximum 4.75% sales load) and reflects
    all Portfolio expenses. Investors should note that the Portfolio is a
    professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either unmanaged
    and do not incur sales charges or expenses and/or are not available for
    investment. Performance of the indices corresponds to the performance of
    class A and C shares.
(4) Bear Stearns Funds Management Inc. waived its advisory fee and agreed to
    voluntarily reimburse a portion of the Portfolio's operating expenses to
    maintain the expense limitation, as set forth in the notes to the financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects the initial maximum 4.75% sales load. Without applicable sales
    load, the total returns would have been 30.83% including fee waivers and
    expense reimbursements and 29.11% excluding fee waivers and expense
    reimbursements.
 
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
 
             COMPARISON OF CHANGE IN VALUE OF $10,000 INVESTMENT IN
              CLASS A AND C SHARES(1)(2)(3)(4) VS. VARIOUS INDICES
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                                      SALOMON BROTHERS BROAD
                                                              CLASS A SHARES    CLASS C SHARES     INVESTMENT GRADE BOND INDEX
<S>                                                          <C>               <C>               <C>
4/5/95                                                                 $9,625           $10,000                           $10,000
6/30/95                                                                10,027            10,412                            10,553
9/30/95                                                                10,206            10,587                            10,753
12/31/95                                                               10,679            11,064                            11,219
3/31/96                                                                10,430            10,797                            11,023
6/30/96                                                                10,467            10,824                            11,077
9/30/96                                                                10,658            11,010                            11,284
$9,625 Investment made on April 5, 1995
Past performance is not predictive of future performance
 
<CAPTION>
                                                               NATIONAL CONSUMER
                                                                  PRICE INDEX
<S>                                                          <C>
4/5/95                                                                     $10,000
6/30/95                                                                     10,079
9/30/95                                                                     10,126
12/31/95                                                                    10,178
3/31/96                                                                     10,284
6/30/96                                                                     10,364
9/30/96                                                                     10,430
$9,625 Investment made on April 5, 1995
Past performance is not predictive of future performance
</TABLE>
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                      AVERAGE ANNUAL TOTAL RETURN
                                                INCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND    EXCLUDING FEE WAIVERS AND
                                                 EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS       EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENTS
                                               ---------------------------  ---------------------------
<S>                                            <C>                          <C>
Total Return Bond Portfolio(4)
    Class A shares(5)........................                4.35%                        1.86%
    Class C shares ..........................                6.64                         3.99
    Class Y shares(2)........................                4.85                         2.60
Salomon Brothers Broad Investment Grade Bond
 Index(3)....................................                8.43                       --
National Consumer Price Index(3).............                2.86                       --
</TABLE>
 
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(1) For the period of April 5, 1995 (commencement of investment operations)
    through September 30, 1996.
(2) The return of class Y shares (for which September 8, 1995 was the initial
    public offering date) would have been higher than class A and C shares if
    operations were commenced on the same day. The higher return is due to the
    fact that there is no sales load, CDSC or 12b-1 fee charged to class Y
    shares.
(3) The chart assumes a hypothetical $10,000 initial investment in the Portfolio
    (class A shares reflects the initial maximum 3.75% sales load) and reflects
    all Portfolio expenses. Investors should note that the Portfolio is a
    professionally managed mutual fund while the indices are either unmanaged
    and do not incur sales charges or expenses and/or are not available for
    investment. Performance of the indices corresponds to the performance of
    class A and C shares.
(4) Bear Stearns Funds Management Inc. waived its advisory fee and agreed to
    voluntarily reimburse a portion of the Portfolio's operating expenses to
    maintain the expense limitation, as set forth in the notes to the financial
    statements.
(5) Reflects the initial maximum 3.75% sales load. Without applicable sales
    load, the average annual total returns would have been 7.05% including fee
    waivers and expense reimbursements and 4.54% excluding fee waivers and
    expense reimbursements.
CDSC -- Contingent Deferred Sales Charge.
 
                                       6
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                        (AS A PERCENTAGE OF NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                <C>
Credit & Finance                      13.95%
Electrical Equipment                  13.88%
Chemicals & Fertilizers                3.28%
Computers & Office Equipment           9.14%
Retailing                              3.38%
Banks                                  6.16%
Insurance                              6.05%
Services                               3.28%
Automobiles                            5.34%
Furnishings & Appliances               3.38%
Drugs & Hospital Supplies             13.72%
Aerospace                              3.15%
Forest Products & Paper                3.08%
Other                                 12.21%
</TABLE>
 
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                                TOP TEN HOLDINGS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                        PERCENT OF
RANK   HOLDING                                                       SECTOR             NET ASSETS
- -----  --------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------  ----------
<C>    <S>                                                 <C>                          <C>
   1.  Baxter International, Inc. .......................  Drugs & Hospital Supplies        3.95
   2.  Stewart & Stevenson Services, Inc.................  Electrical Equipment             3.78
   3.  ADT Ltd...........................................  Electrical Equipment             3.76
   4.  Union Planters Corp. .............................  Credit & Finance                 3.73
   5.  BankAmerica Corp. ................................  Banks                            3.59
   6.  Federal National Mortgage Association.............  Credit & Finance                 3.52
   7.  Great Western Financial Corp. ....................  Credit & Finance                 3.48
   8.  Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. .........................  Drugs & Hospital Supplies        3.41
   9.  Armstrong World Industries, Inc. .................  Furnishings & Appliances         3.38
  10.  May Department Stores Co. ........................  Retailing                        3.38
</TABLE>
 
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                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                        (AS A PERCENTAGE OF NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<S>                                <C>
Textiles & Shoes                      12.49%
Coal                                   3.06%
Credit & Finance                       3.91%
Miscellaneous Industrials              8.31%
Electrical Equipment                   4.75%
Non-Ferrous Metals                     2.91%
Banks                                  7.66%
Publishing & Broadcasting              4.17%
Building & Housing                     7.40%
Drugs & Hospital Supplies              2.80%
Telecommunications                     3.10%
Electronics                            6.73%
Services                               4.57%
Other                                  9.09%
Tobacco                                3.07%
Lodging & Catering                     4.84%
Computers & Office Equipment           6.61%
Retailing                              4.53%
</TABLE>
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                                TOP TEN HOLDINGS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                        PERCENT OF
RANK   HOLDING                                                       SECTOR             NET ASSETS
- -----  --------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------  ----------
<C>    <S>                                                 <C>                          <C>
   1.  California Financial Holding Co. .................  Banks                            5.28
   2.  Cephalon Inc. ....................................  Services                         4.57
   3.  S3 Inc. ..........................................  Computers & Office
                                                           Equipment                        4.38
   4.  Cadmus Communications Corp. ......................  Publishing & Broadcasting        4.17
   5.  Foodmaker Inc. ...................................  Lodging & Catering               3.96
   6.  Windmere Corp. ...................................  Electrical Equipment             3.79
   7.  Furniture Brands Intl., Inc. .....................  Textiles & Shoes                 3.60
   8.  Donnkenny Inc. ...................................  Textiles & Shoes                 3.37
   9.  Ann Taylor, Inc. .................................  Textiles & Shoes                 3.32
  10.  Davel Communications Group, Inc. .................  Telecommunications               3.10
</TABLE>
 
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                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                               SECTOR ALLOCATION
                        (AS A PERCENTAGE OF NET ASSETS)
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EDGAR REPRESENTATION OF DATA POINTS USED IN PRINTED GRAPHIC
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                             TREASURY / GOVERNMENT SECURITIES     CORPORATE     ASSET-BACKED
<S>                                                         <C>                                  <C>           <C>
Total Return Bond Portfolio                                                              19.86%        41.78%            4.40%
Salomon Brothers Broad Investment Grade Bond Index                                       52.00%        17.00%            2.00%
 
<CAPTION>
                                                              MORTGAGE-BACKED SECURITIES     CASH & CASH EQUIVALENTS
 
<S>                                                         <C>                             <C>
Total Return Bond Portfolio                                                         26.05%                       7.91%
 
Salomon Brothers Broad Investment Grade Bond Index                                  29.00%                       0.00%
 
</TABLE>
 
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
                     FIXED INCOME PORTFOLIO CHARACTERISTICS
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                      TOTAL RETURN    SALOMON BROTHERS BROAD
                                                          BOND         INVESTMENT GRADE BOND
                                                        PORTFOLIO              INDEX
                                                      -------------  -------------------------
 
                                                       8.36 years           8.46 years
Average Maturity....................................
<S>                                                   <C>            <C>
 
                                                       5.09 years           4.79 years
Average Duration....................................
 
                                                            6.87%                7.23%
Average Coupon......................................
 
                                                            7.00%                6.98%
Yield to Maturity...................................
- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
</TABLE>
 
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                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
- ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                  MARKET
SHARES                                             VALUE
- -----------------------------------------------------------
<C>        <S>                                  <C>
           COMMON STOCKS--99.33%
 
           AEROSPACE - 3.15%
    6,000  United Technologies Corp. .........  $   720,750
                                                -----------
           AUTOMOBILES - 5.34%
   20,000  Ford Motor Co. ....................      625,000
   12,400  General Motors Corp. ..............      595,200
                                                -----------
                                                  1,220,200
                                                -----------
           BANKS - 6.16%
   10,000  BankAmerica Corp. .................      821,250
   20,000  Bank of New York Co., Inc. ........      587,500
                                                -----------
                                                  1,408,750
                                                -----------
           BUILDING & HOUSING - 2.74%
   17,000  Owens-Corning Fiberglas Corp. .....      626,875
                                                -----------
           CHEMICALS & FERTILIZERS - 3.28%
   10,000  Grace (W.R.) & Co. ................      750,000
                                                -----------
 
           COMPUTERS & OFFICE EQUIPMENT -
           9.14%
   16,000  Digital Equipment Corp.*...........      572,000
   19,000  Tandy Corp. .......................      767,125
   14,000  Xerox Corp. .......................      750,750
                                                -----------
                                                  2,089,875
                                                -----------
 
           CREDIT & FINANCE - 13.95%
   23,100  Federal National Mortgage
           Association........................      805,613
   30,000  Great Western Financial Corp. .....      795,000
   15,000  Travelers Group, Inc. .............      736,875
   24,000  Union Planters Corp. ..............      852,000
                                                -----------
                                                  3,189,488
                                                -----------
           DRUGS & HOSPITAL SUPPLIES - 13.72%
   19,300  Baxter International, Inc. ........      902,275
    8,100  Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. ..........      780,637
   36,000  Chiron Corp.*......................      684,000
   12,000  Medtronic, Inc. ...................      769,500
                                                -----------
                                                  3,136,412
                                                -----------
 
<CAPTION>
- -----------------------------------------------------------
                                                  MARKET
SHARES                                             VALUE
- -----------------------------------------------------------
<C>        <S>                                  <C>
 
           ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT - 13.88%
   45,000  ADT Ltd.*..........................  $   860,625
    8,000  General Electric Co. ..............      728,000
    9,600  Raychem Corp. .....................      720,000
   40,000  Stewart & Stevenson Services,
           Inc. ..............................      865,000
                                                -----------
                                                  3,173,625
                                                -----------
 
           ELECTRONICS -1.70%
    7,500  Motorola, Inc. ....................      387,188
                                                -----------
 
           FOOD & BEVERAGES - 2.93%
    7,450  Philip Morris Cos. Inc. ...........      668,637
                                                -----------
 
           FOREST PRODUCTS & PAPER - 3.08%
    8,000  Kimberly - Clark Corp. ............      705,000
                                                -----------
 
           FURNISHINGS & APPLIANCES - 3.38%
   12,400  Armstrong World Industries,
           Inc. ..............................      773,450
                                                -----------
 
           INSURANCE - 6.05%
   25,000  Equitable Cos., Inc. ..............      643,750
   40,000  USF&G Corp. .......................      740,000
                                                -----------
                                                  1,383,750
                                                -----------
 
           MISCELLANEOUS INDUSTRIALS - 1.32%
   22,000  Dial Corp. ........................      302,500
                                                -----------
 
           RAILROADS - 2.85%
    9,000  Conrail Inc. ......................      651,375
                                                -----------
 
           RETAILING - 3.38%
   15,900  May Department Stores Co. .........      773,138
                                                -----------
 
           SERVICES - 3.28%
   37,000  Humana Inc.*.......................      749,250
                                                -----------
           Total Common Stocks
           (cost - $21,680,471)...............   22,710,263
                                                -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       10
<PAGE>
THE          BEAR          STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
- -----------------------------------------------------------
                                                  MARKET
SHARES                                             VALUE
- -----------------------------------------------------------
<C>        <S>                                  <C>
           SHORT-TERM INVESTMENT--8.28%
           INVESTMENT COMPANY - 8.28%
1,892,912  The Milestone Funds Treasury
           Obligations
           Portfolio, Institutional Shares**
           (cost - $1,892,912)................  $ 1,892,912
                                                -----------
           Total Investments
           (cost - $23,573,383) - 107.61%.....   24,603,175
           Liabilities in excess of other
           assets - (7.61)%...................   (1,739,595)
                                                -----------
           Net Assets - 100.00%...............  $22,863,580
                                                -----------
                                                -----------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
 * Non-income producing security.
 ** Money market fund.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
 ----------------------------------------------------------
                                                   MARKET
SHARES                                              VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------
<C>        <S>                                   <C>
           COMMON STOCKS--99.98%
 
           BANKS - 7.66%
   10,000  Bank United Corp., Class A..........  $   248,750
   20,100  Bay View Capital Corp. .............      716,063
   92,250  California Financial Holding Co. ...    2,144,813
                                                 -----------
                                                   3,109,626
                                                 -----------
 
           BUILDING & HOUSING - 7.40%
  132,625  Fedders Corp., Class A..............      679,703
   48,500  Giant Cement Holding, Inc.*.........      721,438
   56,800  M/I Schottenstein Homes, Inc.*......      497,000
   56,000  Triangle Pacific Corp.*.............    1,106,000
                                                 -----------
                                                   3,004,141
                                                 -----------
 
           CHEMICALS & FERTILIZERS - 1.91%
   85,000  Applied Extrusion Technologies,
           Inc.*...............................      775,625
                                                 -----------
           COAL - 3.06%
   72,000  Zeigler Coal Holding Co. ...........    1,242,000
                                                 -----------
 
           COMPUTERS & OFFICE EQUIPMENT - 6.61%
   25,600  Dialogic Corp.*.....................      908,800
   90,000  S3 Inc.*............................    1,777,500
                                                 -----------
                                                   2,686,300
                                                 -----------
 
           COSMETICS & SOAPS - 1.98%
   60,550  Guest Supply, Inc.*.................      802,288
                                                 -----------
           CREDIT & FINANCE - 3.91%
   30,000  RenaissanceRe Holdings Ltd. ........      840,000
   23,900  Security-Connecticut Corp. .........      749,862
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,589,862
                                                 -----------
           DRUGS & HOSPITAL SUPPLIES - 2.80%
   85,000  Health Images, Inc. ................    1,136,875
                                                 -----------
 
           ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT - 4.75%
   62,500  Aerovax Inc.*.......................      390,625
  112,000  Windmere Corp. .....................    1,540,000
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,930,625
                                                 -----------
 
<CAPTION>
- ------------------------------------------------------------
                                                   MARKET
SHARES                                              VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------
<C>        <S>                                   <C>
 
           ELECTRONICS - 6.73%
   57,300  Cubic Corp. Designs.................  $ 1,117,350
   40,000  Elsag Bailey Process Automation
           N.V. ...............................      855,000
   77,000  Griffon Corp.*......................      760,375
                                                 -----------
                                                   2,732,725
                                                 -----------
 
           ENTERTAINMENT & LEISURE - 1.75%
   32,000  Avondale Industries, Inc.*..........      596,000
   48,000  Graff Pay-Per-View Inc.*............      114,000
                                                 -----------
                                                     710,000
                                                 -----------
 
           GROCERY PRODUCTS - 1.60%
   53,200  FoodBrands America, Inc.*...........      651,700
                                                 -----------
 
           LODGING & CATERING - 4.84%
  161,000  Foodmaker Inc.*.....................    1,610,000
   36,200  John Q. Hammons Hotels, Inc.*.......      357,475
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,967,475
                                                 -----------
 
           MACHINERY - 1.83%
   83,900  Lamson & Sessions Co.*..............      744,612
                                                 -----------
 
           MISCELLANEOUS INDUSTRIALS - 8.31%
   36,000  Furon Co. ..........................    1,212,500
   58,400  Greyhound Lines Inc.*...............      197,100
   43,900  Ornda Healthcorp*...................    1,201,763
   45,000  VWR Scientific Products*............      765,000
                                                 -----------
                                                   3,376,363
                                                 -----------
 
           NON-FERROUS METALS - 2.91%
   29,100  Mueller Industries, Inc.*...........    1,182,187
                                                 -----------
 
           PUBLISHING & BROADCASTING - 4.17%
  101,100  Cadmus Communications Corp. ........    1,693,425
                                                 -----------
 
           RETAILING - 4.53%
   45,000  American Eagle Outfitters, Inc.*....      956,250
   60,000  Michaels Stores, Inc.*..............      881,250
                                                 -----------
                                                   1,837,500
                                                 -----------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
- ------------------------------------------------------------
                                                   MARKET
SHARES                                              VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------
<C>        <S>                                   <C>
           COMMON STOCKS (CONTINUED)
           SERVICES - 4.57%
   77,000  Cephalon Inc.*......................  $ 1,857,625
                                                 -----------
 
           TELECOMMUNICATIONS - 3.10%
   72,500  Davel Communications Group, Inc.*...    1,259,687
                                                 -----------
 
           TEXTILES & SHOES - 12.49%
   80,000  Ann Taylor, Inc.*...................    1,350,000
   46,000  Cone Mills Corp.*...................      362,250
   80,000  Donnkenny Inc.*.....................    1,370,000
   37,000  Fieldcrest Cannon, Inc.*............      527,250
  100,000  Furniture Brands Intl., Inc.*.......    1,462,500
                                                 -----------
                                                   5,072,000
                                                 -----------
 
           TOBACCO - 3.07%
   65,100  Dimon Inc. .........................    1,245,037
                                                 -----------
           Total Common Stocks
           (cost - $35,300,293)................   40,607,678
                                                 -----------
 
<CAPTION>
- ------------------------------------------------------------
                                                   MARKET
SHARES                                              VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------
<C>        <S>                                   <C>
 
           SHORT-TERM INVESTMENT--1.18%
           INVESTMENT COMPANY - 1.18%
  480,934  The Milestone Funds Treasury
           Obligations Portfolio, Institutional
           Shares**
           (cost - $480,934)...................  $   480,934
                                                 -----------
           Total Investments
           (cost - $35,781,227) - 101.16%......   41,088,612
           Liabilities in excess of other
           assets - (1.16)%....................     (473,622)
                                                 -----------
           Net Assets - 100.00%................  $40,614,990
                                                 -----------
                                                 -----------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
 * Non-income producing security.
** Money market fund.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       13
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                                                  PRINCIPAL
                                                                                                   AMOUNT      MARKET
DESCRIPTION                                                                                        (000'S)      VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<S>                                                                                               <C>        <C>
LONG-TERM INVESTMENTS--92.09%
CORPORATE OBLIGATIONS - 46.18%
ASSET-BACKED - 4.40%
Access Financial Mortgage Loan Trust, Sequential Paper, Series 1996-2, Class A5, 7.925%,
 06/18/27.......................................................................................  $     200  $   203,458
Ford Credit 1995-B Grantor Trust, Asset-Backed Certificates, Class A, 5.90%, 10/15/00...........        602      599,907
Standard Credit Card Trust 1990-6, Credit Card Participation Certificates, Class A, 9.375%,
 07/10/97.......................................................................................        190      195,531
                                                                                                             -----------
                                                                                                                 998,896
                                                                                                             -----------
FINANCE - 17.93%
Associates Corp. N.A., Senior Notes, 7.50%, 05/15/99............................................        150      153,562
Caterpillar Financial Services Corp., Series E, MTN, 6.56%, 11/03/97............................        150      150,592
CIT Group Holdings, Inc., Senior Notes, MTN, 6.75%, 05/14/01....................................        250      249,062
Ford Motor Credit, Global Bond, 7.00%, 09/25/01.................................................        500      501,875
General Motors Acceptance Corp., MTN, 6.125%, 09/08/97..........................................        675      674,507
International Bank for Reconstruction and Development, 7.625%, 02/13/97.........................        100      100,625
Lehman Brothers Inc., Senior Subordinated Notes, 7.125%, 07/15/02...............................        400      397,000
Mepc Finance Inc., Mepc P.L.C. Guaranteed, 7.50%, 05/01/03......................................        500      503,750
Salomon Inc, Senior Notes, 6.75%, 02/15/03......................................................        750      721,875
Secured Finance, Inc., Debentures, FSA Insured, 9.05%,12/15/04..................................        550      617,375
                                                                                                             -----------
                                                                                                               4,070,223
                                                                                                             -----------
GOVERNMENT - REGIONAL - 2.43%
Province of Quebec, Yankee Debentures, 7.50%, 07/15/23..........................................        575      552,000
                                                                                                             -----------
INDUSTRIAL - 21.42%
Anadarko Petroleum, 7.73%, 09/15/45.............................................................        500      503,750
Chevron Trust Fund, Debentures, Chevron Corp. Guaranteed, 8.11%, 12/01/04.......................        750      792,188
Commonwealth Edison Co., 6.375%, 07/15/00.......................................................        500      490,625
Philip Morris Cos. Inc., Notes, 7.25%, 09/15/01.................................................        650      654,063
Phillips Petroleum Co., Notes, 8.49%, 01/01/23..................................................        600      607,500
Sears, Roebuck & Co., MTN, 9.05%, 02/06/12......................................................        450      507,375
Six Flags Entertainment Inc., Senior Notes, Time Warner Entertainment Inc. Guaranteed, Zero
 Coupon, 12/15/99...............................................................................        250      200,313
Time Warner Entertainment Inc., Debentures, 8.375%, 03/15/23....................................        500      492,500
U.S. West Communications, Debentures, 6.875%, 09/15/33..........................................        700      614,250
                                                                                                             -----------
                                                                                                               4,862,564
                                                                                                             -----------
Total Corporate Obligations (cost - $10,480,366)................................................              10,483,683
                                                                                                             -----------
U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCY OBLIGATIONS - 26.05%
Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation
  6.00%, 10/01/00...............................................................................        250      244,943
  6.00%, 05/01/11...............................................................................      1,482    1,407,475
  8.00%, 04/01/10...............................................................................        300      307,019
  8.00%, 06/01/11...............................................................................        344      351,925
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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<PAGE>
THE          BEAR          STEARNS FUNDS
 
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                            PORTFOLIO OF INVESTMENTS
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                                                  PRINCIPAL
                                                                                                   AMOUNT      MARKET
DESCRIPTION                                                                                        (000'S)      VALUE
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<S>                                                                                               <C>        <C>
LONG-TERM INVESTMENTS (CONTINUED)
 
U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCY OBLIGATIONS (CONTINUED)
Federal National Mortgage Association
  5.80%, 12/10/03...............................................................................  $     250  $   236,485
  6.50%, 03/01/26...............................................................................      1,103    1,037,015
  6.50%, 04/01/26...............................................................................         19       18,240
  7.00%, 01/01/26...............................................................................        250      241,196
Government National Mortgage Association
  7.00%, 08/15/10...............................................................................        234      232,471
  7.00%, 08/15/25...............................................................................        271      260,855
  7.00%, 02/15/26...............................................................................        143      137,711
  7.00%, 03/15/26...............................................................................      1,493    1,437,630
                                                                                                             -----------
Total U.S. Government Agency Obligations (cost - $5,920,343)....................................               5,912,965
                                                                                                             -----------
 
U.S. GOVERNMENT OBLIGATIONS - 19.86%
U.S. Treasury Bonds
  7.625%, 02/15/25..............................................................................        700      751,716
U.S. Treasury Notes
  5.75%, 10/31/00...............................................................................        625      610,125
  5.875%, 08/15/98..............................................................................      1,150    1,145,389
  5.875%, 02/15/04..............................................................................        350      334,750
  6.625%, 07/31/01..............................................................................        300      301,866
  7.125%, 09/30/99..............................................................................        825      843,769
  7.75%, 11/30/99...............................................................................        500      520,295
                                                                                                             -----------
Total U.S. Government Obligations (cost - $4,559,067)...........................................               4,507,910
                                                                                                             -----------
Total Long-Term Investments (cost - $20,959,776)................................................              20,904,558
                                                                                                             -----------
 
SHORT-TERM INVESTMENTS--10.03%
 
U.S. GOVERNMENT AGENCY DISCOUNT NOTE - 4.40%
Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation, Discount Note, 5.19%, 10/03/96 (cost - $999,712)........      1,000      999,712
                                                                                                             -----------
 
<CAPTION>
 
                                                                                                   SHARES
                                                                                                  ---------
<S>                                                                                               <C>        <C>
INVESTMENT COMPANY - 5.63%
The Milestone Funds Treasury Obligations Portfolio, Institutional Shares* (cost - $1,278,109)...  1,278,109    1,278,109
                                                                                                             -----------
Total Short-Term Investments (cost - $2,277,821)................................................               2,277,821
                                                                                                             -----------
 
Total Investments (cost - $23,237,597) - 102.12%................................................              23,182,379
Liabilities in excess of other assets - (2.12)%.................................................                (482,485)
                                                                                                             -----------
Net Assets - 100.00%............................................................................             $22,699,894
                                                                                                             -----------
                                                                                                             -----------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
FSA  Financial Security Assurance.
MTN Medium Term Notes.
*    Money market fund.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                      STATEMENT OF ASSETS AND LIABILITIES
                               SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                      LARGE CAP        SMALL CAP      TOTAL RETURN
                                                        VALUE            VALUE            BOND
                                                      PORTFOLIO        PORTFOLIO       PORTFOLIO
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
<S>                                                 <C>              <C>              <C>
ASSETS
  Investments, at value (cost-$23,573,383,
   $35,781,227 and
   $23,237,597, respectively).....................  $  24,603,175    $  41,088,612    $23,182,379
  Dividends and interest receivable...............         37,503            6,255        248,726
  Receivable for Portfolio shares sold............         42,498           98,257        116,119
  Receivable from investment adviser..............         24,758           13,225         45,011
  Deferred organization expenses and other
   assets.........................................        104,971          123,814         93,933
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
        Total assets..............................     24,812,905       41,330,163     23,686,168
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
LIABILITIES
  Payable for Portfolio shares repurchased........      1,831,356          561,007        818,270
  Administration fee payable......................         14,751           43,283         34,528
  Dividends payable...............................             --               --         26,951
  Distribution fee payable (class A and C
   shares)........................................         15,993           41,895          7,240
  Organization expenses payable...................          8,520               --          7,095
  Custodian fee payable...........................          3,534            4,539          5,055
  Accrued expenses................................         75,171           64,449         87,135
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
        Total liabilities.........................      1,949,325          715,173        986,274
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
NET ASSETS
  Capital stock, $0.001 par value (unlimited
   shares of beneficial interest authorized)......          1,484            2,305          1,869
  Paid-in capital.................................     21,157,963       34,637,597     22,961,037
  Undistributed net investment income/(loss)......         87,129         (139,788)            --
  Accumulated net realized gain/(loss) from
   investments....................................        587,212          807,491       (207,794)
  Net unrealized appreciation/(depreciation) on
   investments....................................      1,029,792        5,307,385        (55,218)
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
        Net assets................................  $  22,863,580    $  40,614,990    $22,699,894
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
CLASS A
  Net assets......................................  $   5,696,018    $  11,409,044    $ 4,322,833
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......        369,622          645,831        355,879
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Net asset value per share.......................         $15.41           $17.67         $12.15
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Maximum offering price per share (net asset
   value plus sales charge of 4.75%*, 4.75%* and
   3.75%*, respectively, of the offering price)...         $16.18           $18.55         $12.62
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
CLASS C
  Net assets......................................  $   4,095,640    $  12,494,605    $ 1,828,085
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                          267,349          712,959        150,497
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Net asset value and offering price per
   share**........................................         $15.32           $17.52         $12.15
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
CLASS Y
  Net assets......................................  $  13,071,922    $  16,711,341    $16,548,976
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Shares of beneficial interest outstanding.......        846,751          945,777      1,362,390
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
  Net asset value, offering and redemption price
   per share......................................         $15.44           $17.67         $12.15
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
                                                    --------------   --------------   ------------
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
 * On investments of $50,000 or more, the offering price is reduced.
 
** Redemption price per share is equal to the net asset value per share less any
   applicable contingent deferred sales charge.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                            STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS
                  FOR THE SIX MONTHS ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
                                  (UNAUDITED)
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                            LARGE CAP           SMALL CAP          TOTAL RETURN
                                                                         VALUE PORTFOLIO     VALUE PORTFOLIO      BOND PORTFOLIO
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
<S>                                                                      <C>                 <C>                 <C>
INVESTMENT INCOME
  Dividends...........................................................      $ 217,682           $ 102,323                  --
  Interest............................................................          2,722               5,128           $ 761,510
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
                                                                              220,404             107,451             761,510
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
EXPENSES
  Advisory fees.......................................................         80,363             127,493              51,715
  Accounting fees.....................................................         52,898              61,319              51,186
  Transfer agent fees and expenses....................................         52,717              56,133              54,243
  Distribution fees - class A.........................................         12,006              24,477               7,661
  Distribution fees - class C.........................................         18,290              50,797               6,736
  Administration fees.................................................         16,072              25,498              17,238
  Legal and auditing fees.............................................         16,754              20,537              19,287
  Reports and notices to shareholders.................................         13,035              13,035              13,035
  Amortization of organization expenses...............................          9,957              10,832               7,673
  Federal and state registration fees.................................         10,863              11,141               5,867
  Insurance expenses..................................................          7,589               7,589               7,589
  Custodian fees and expenses.........................................          4,914               6,718               7,023
  Trustees' fees and expenses.........................................          3,510               3,510               8,010
  Other...............................................................          3,518               4,350                 478
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
        Total expenses before waivers and reimbursements..............        302,486             423,429             257,741
        Less: waivers and reimbursements..............................       (164,071)           (176,190)           (191,096)
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
        Total expenses after waivers and reimbursements...............        138,415             247,239              66,645
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
  Net investment income/(loss)........................................         81,989            (139,788)            694,865
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
NET REALIZED AND UNREALIZED GAIN/(LOSS) ON INVESTMENTS
  Net realized gain/(loss) from investments...........................        495,177             603,706            (258,599)
  Net change in unrealized appreciation/(depreciation) on
   investments........................................................       (109,561)          2,620,992              97,174
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
  Net realized and unrealized gain/(loss) on investments..............        385,616           3,224,698            (161,425)
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
NET INCREASE IN NET ASSETS RESULTING FROM OPERATIONS..................      $ 467,605           $3,084,910          $ 533,440
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
                                                                         ----------------    ----------------    ----------------
</TABLE>
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                FOR THE SIX MONTHS      FOR THE PERIOD
                                                                      ENDED             APRIL 3, 1995*
                                                                SEPTEMBER 30, 1996      THROUGH MARCH
                                                                   (UNAUDITED)             31, 1996
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
<S>                                                            <C>                     <C>
INCREASE IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment income.....................................       $    81,989           $       20,211
  Net realized gain from investments........................           495,177                   95,147
  Net change in unrealized appreciation on investments......          (109,561)               1,139,353
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations......           467,605                1,254,711
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
 
DIVIDENDS AND DISTRIBUTIONS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM
  Net investment income
    Class A shares..........................................                --                   (4,557)
    Class C shares..........................................                --                       --
    Class Y shares..........................................                --                  (10,514)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
                                                                            --                  (15,071)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
 
  Net realized capital gains
    Class A shares..........................................                --                   (1,184)
    Class C shares..........................................                --                   (1,037)
    Class Y shares..........................................                --                     (891)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
                                                                            --                   (3,112)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
  Net proceeds from the sale of shares......................        17,358,508               10,493,529
  Cost of shares repurchased................................        (5,511,706)              (1,214,980)
  Shares issued in reinvestment of dividends................                --                    9,088
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Net increase in net assets derived from shares of
   beneficial interest transactions.........................        11,846,802                9,287,637
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Total increase in net assets..............................        12,314,407               10,524,165
 
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.......................................        10,549,173                   25,008
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  End of period (including undistributed net investment
   income of
   $87,129 and $5,140, respectively)........................       $22,863,580           $   10,549,173
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
</TABLE>
 
- --------
* Commencement of operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                   FOR THE SIX          FOR THE PERIOD
                                                                   MONTHS ENDED         APRIL 3, 1995*
                                                                SEPTEMBER 30, 1996      THROUGH MARCH
                                                                   (UNAUDITED)             31, 1996
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
<S>                                                            <C>                     <C>
INCREASE IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment loss.......................................       $  (139,788)          $      (69,561)
  Net realized gain from investments........................           603,706                  544,848
  Net change in unrealized appreciation on investments......         2,620,992                2,686,393
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations......         3,084,910                3,161,680
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
 
DISTRIBUTIONS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM
  Net realized capital gains
    Class A shares..........................................                --                  (64,256)
    Class C shares..........................................                --                  (72,361)
    Class Y shares..........................................                --                 (134,885)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
                                                                            --                 (271,502)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
  Net proceeds from the sale of shares......................        19,268,421               23,204,316
  Cost of shares repurchased................................        (3,954,586)              (4,151,186)
  Shares issued in reinvestment of dividends................                --                  247,929
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Net increase in net assets derived from shares of
   beneficial interest transactions.........................        15,313,835               19,301,059
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Total increase in net assets..............................        18,398,745               22,191,237
 
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.......................................        22,216,245                   25,008
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  End of period.............................................       $40,614,990           $   22,216,245
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
</TABLE>
 
- --------
* Commencement of operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       19
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                       STATEMENT OF CHANGES IN NET ASSETS
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                FOR THE SIX MONTHS      FOR THE PERIOD
                                                                      ENDED             APRIL 3, 1995*
                                                                SEPTEMBER 30, 1996      THROUGH MARCH
                                                                   (UNAUDITED)             31, 1996
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
<S>                                                            <C>                     <C>
INCREASE IN NET ASSETS FROM
OPERATIONS
  Net investment income.....................................       $   694,865           $      670,434
  Net realized gain/(loss) from investments.................          (258,599)                 105,601
  Net change in unrealized depreciation on investments......            97,174                 (152,392)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations......           533,440                  623,643
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
DIVIDENDS AND DISTRIBUTIONS TO SHAREHOLDERS FROM
  Net investment income
    Class A shares..........................................          (126,994)                (232,740)
    Class C shares..........................................           (48,460)                 (84,059)
    Class Y shares..........................................          (519,411)                (353,635)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
                                                                      (694,865)                (670,434)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Net realized capital gains
    Class A shares..........................................                --                  (13,644)
    Class C shares..........................................                --                   (5,746)
    Class Y shares..........................................                --                  (35,406)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
                                                                            --                  (54,796)
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
  Net proceeds from the sale of shares......................         7,680,122               19,389,794
  Cost of shares repurchased................................        (3,810,806)              (1,253,726)
  Shares issued in reinvestment of dividends................           551,287                  381,251
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Net increase in net assets derived from shares of
   beneficial interest transactions.........................         4,420,603               18,517,319
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  Total increase in net assets..............................         4,259,178               18,415,732
NET ASSETS
  Beginning of period.......................................        18,440,716                   24,984
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
  End of period.............................................       $22,699,894           $   18,440,716
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
                                                               --------------------    ----------------
</TABLE>
 
- --------
* Commencement of operations.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
                                       20
<PAGE>
                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below is per share operating performance data for each class of shares
outstanding, total investment return, ratios to average net assets and other
supplemental data for each period indicated. This information has been derived
from information provided in the financial statements.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                      FOR THE SIX MONTHS           FOR THE PERIOD
                                                                   ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996    APRIL 3, 1995* THROUGH
                                                                          (UNAUDITED)              MARCH 31, 1996
                                                                   -------------------------  -------------------------
                                                                   CLASS A  CLASS C  CLASS Y  CLASS A  CLASS C  CLASS Y
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
<S>                                                                <C>      <C>      <C>      <C>      <C>      <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of period...........................  $ 15.13  $ 15.08  $ 15.12  $ 12.00  $ 12.00  $ 13.98
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
  Net investment income/(loss)(1)................................     0.02       --     0.09     0.06    (0.01)    0.07
  Net realized and unrealized gain on investments(2).............     0.26     0.24     0.23     3.10     3.10     1.16
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations...........     0.28     0.24     0.32     3.16     3.09     1.23
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
  Dividends and distributions to shareholders from
  Net investment income..........................................       --       --       --    (0.02)      --    (0.08)
  Net realized capital gains.....................................       --       --       --    (0.01)   (0.01)   (0.01)
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
                                                                        --       --       --    (0.03)   (0.01)   (0.09)
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
  Net asset value, end of period.................................  $ 15.41  $ 15.32  $ 15.44  $ 15.13  $ 15.08  $ 15.12
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
  Total investment return(3).....................................     1.85%    1.59%    2.12%   26.35%   25.71%    8.75%(4)
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
                                                                   -------  -------  -------  -------  -------  -------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's omitted)......................  $ 5,696  $ 4,096  $13,072  $ 3,616  $ 3,520  $ 3,413
  Ratio of expenses to average net assets(1)(5)..................     1.50%    2.00%    1.00%    1.50%    2.00%    1.00%
  Ratio of net investment income/(loss) to average net
   assets(1)(5)..................................................     0.49%      --     1.09%    0.46%  (0.06)%    0.76%(4)
  Decrease reflected in above expense ratios and net investment
   income/(loss) due to waivers and reimbursements(5)............     1.77%    1.81%    1.67%    4.34%    4.39%    4.41%(4)
  Portfolio turnover rate(6).....................................    34.01%   34.01%   34.01%   45.28%   45.28%   45.28%
  Average commission rate per share(7)...........................  $0.0596  $0.0596  $0.0596  $0.0596  $0.0596  $0.0596
</TABLE>
 
- ---------
 *  Commencement of operations. Commenced investment operations on April 4,
    1995. Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on September 11,
    1995.
 **  Calculated based on shares outstanding on the first and last day of the
     respective periods, except for dividends and distributions, if any, which
     are based on actual shares outstanding on the dates of distributions.
(1)   Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(2)   The amounts shown for a share outstanding throughout the respective
      periods are not in accord with the changes in the aggregate gains and
      losses in investments during the respective periods because of the timing
      of sales and repurchases of Portfolio shares in relation to fluctuating
      net asset values during the respective periods.
(3)   Total investment return does not consider the effects of sales loads or
      contingent deferred sales charges. Total investment return is calculated
      assuming a purchase of shares on the first day and a sale of shares on the
      last day of each period reported and includes reinvestment of dividends
      and distributions, if any. Total investment returns are not annualized.
(4)   The total investment return and ratios for class Y shares are not
      necessarily comparable to those of class A and C shares, due to timing
      differences in the commencement of the initial public offering of class Y
      shares.
(5)   Annualized.
(6)   Not annualized.
(7)   Represents average commission rate per share charged to the Portfolio on
      purchases and sales of investments during each period.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below is per share operating performance data for each class of shares
outstanding, total investment return, ratios to average net assets and other
supplemental data for each period indicated. This information has been derived
from information provided in the financial statements.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                           FOR THE SIX MONTHS                     FOR THE PERIOD
                                                        ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996              APRIL 3, 1995* THROUGH
                                                               (UNAUDITED)                        MARCH 31, 1996
                                                    ---------------------------------   -----------------------------------
                                                     CLASS A     CLASS C     CLASS Y     CLASS A     CLASS C      CLASS Y
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
<S>                                                 <C>         <C>         <C>         <C>         <C>         <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of period............  $   15.87   $   15.79   $   15.85   $   12.00   $   12.00   $     13.09
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
  Net investment loss(1)..........................      (0.07)      (0.10)      (0.03)      (0.07)      (0.10)           --
  Net realized and unrealized gain on
   investments(2).................................       1.87        1.83        1.85        4.17        4.11          3.05
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from
   operations.....................................       1.80        1.73        1.82        4.10        4.01          3.05
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
  Distributions to shareholders from
  Net realized capital gains......................         --          --          --       (0.23)      (0.22)        (0.29)
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
  Net asset value, end of period..................  $   17.67   $   17.52   $   17.67   $   15.87   $   15.79   $     15.85
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
  Total investment return(3)......................      11.34%      10.96%      11.48%      34.36%      33.59%        23.52%(4)
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
                                                    ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   ---------   -----------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA
  Net assets, end of period (000's omitted).......  $  11,409   $  12,495   $  16,711   $   6,474   $   6,753   $     8,989
  Ratio of expenses to average net assets(1)(5)...       1.50%       2.00%       1.00%       1.50%       2.00%         1.00%
  Ratio of net investment loss to average net
   assets(1)(5)...................................      (0.88)%     (1.38)%     (0.38)%     (0.66)%     (1.09)%          --
  Decrease reflected in above expense ratios and
   net investment loss due to waivers and
   reimbursements(5)..............................       1.09%       1.08%       1.08%       2.32%       2.39%         2.45%(4)
  Portfolio turnover rate(6)......................      12.96%      12.96%      12.96%      40.79%      40.79%        40.79%
  Average commission rate per share(7)............  $  0.0559   $  0.0559   $  0.0559   $  0.0572   $  0.0572   $    0.0572
</TABLE>
 
- --------
 *  Commencement of operations. Commenced investment operations on April 3,
    1995. Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on June 22, 1995.
**  Calculated based on shares outstanding on the first and last day of the
    respective periods, except for dividends and distributions, if any, which
    are based on actual shares outstanding on the dates of distributions.
(1)  Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(2)  The amounts shown for a share outstanding throughout the respective periods
     are not in accord with the changes in the aggregate gains and losses in
     investments during the respective periods because of the timing of sales
     and repurchases of Portfolio shares in relation to fluctuating net asset
     values during the respective periods.
(3)  Total investment return does not consider the effects of sales loads or
     contingent deferred sales charges. Total investment return is calculated
     assuming a purchase of shares on the first day and a sale of shares on the
     last day of each period reported and includes reinvestment of dividends and
     distributions, if any. Total investment returns are not annualized.
(4)  The total investment return and ratios for class Y shares are not
     necessarily comparable to those of class A and C shares, due to timing
     differences in the commencement of the initial public offering of class Y
     shares.
(5)  Annualized.
(6)  Not annualized.
(7)  Represents average commission rate per share charged to the Portfolio on
     purchases and sales of investments during each period.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
                              FINANCIAL HIGHLIGHTS
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Contained below is per share operating performance data for each class of shares
outstanding, total investment return, ratios to average net assets and other
supplemental data for each period indicated. This information has been derived
from information provided in the financial statements.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                       FOR THE SIX MONTHS             FOR THE PERIOD
                                                                    ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996      APRIL 3, 1995* THROUGH
                                                                           (UNAUDITED)                MARCH 31, 1996
                                                                   ---------------------------  ---------------------------
                                                                   CLASS A   CLASS C   CLASS Y  CLASS A   CLASS C   CLASS Y
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
<S>                                                                <C>       <C>       <C>      <C>       <C>       <C>
PER SHARE OPERATING PERFORMANCE**
  Net asset value, beginning of period...........................  $12.26    $12.26    $ 12.26  $12.00    $12.00    $ 12.35
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
  Net investment income(1).......................................    0.36      0.33       0.38    0.71      0.67       0.41
  Net realized and unrealized gain/(loss) on investments(2)......   (0.11)    (0.11)     (0.11)   0.30      0.30      (0.05)
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
  Net increase in net assets resulting from operations...........    0.25      0.22       0.27    1.01      0.97       0.36
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
  Dividends and distributions to shareholders from
  Net investment income..........................................   (0.36)    (0.33)     (0.38)  (0.71)    (0.67)     (0.41)
  Net realized capital gains.....................................      --        --         --   (0.04)    (0.04)     (0.04)
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
                                                                    (0.36)    (0.33)     (0.38)  (0.75)    (0.71)     (0.45)
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
  Net asset value, end of period.................................  $12.15    $12.15    $ 12.15  $12.26    $12.26    $ 12.26
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
  Total investment return(3).....................................    2.18%     1.97%      2.37%   8.54%     8.13%      2.92%(4)
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
                                                                   -------   -------   -------  -------   -------   -------
RATIOS/SUPPLEMENTAL DATA(7)
  Net assets, end of period (000's omitted)......................  $4,323    $1,828    $16,549  $4,467    $1,775    $12,199
  Ratio of expenses to average net assets(1)(5)..................    0.80%     1.20%      0.45%   0.85%     1.25%      0.45%
  Ratio of net investment income to average net assets(1)(5).....    5.81%     5.40%      6.17%   5.76%     5.38%      5.93%(4)
  Decrease reflected in above expense ratios and net investment
   income due to waivers and reimbursements(5)...................    1.83%     1.82%      1.83%   2.87%     2.95%      2.89%(4)
  Portfolio turnover rate(6).....................................  116.85%   116.85%    116.85% 107.35%   107.35%    107.35%
</TABLE>
 
- --------
 *  Commencement of operations. Commenced investment operations on April 5,
    1995. Class Y shares commenced its initial public offering on September 8,
    1995.
 **  Calculated based on shares outstanding on the first and last day of the
     respective periods, except for dividends and distributions, if any, which
     are based on actual shares outstanding on the dates of distributions.
(1)  Reflects waivers and reimbursements.
(2)  The amounts shown for a share outstanding throughout the respective periods
     are not in accord with the changes in the aggregate gains and losses in
     investments during the respective periods because of the timing of sales
     and repurchases of Portfolio shares in relation to fluctuating net asset
     values during the respective periods.
(3)  Total investment return does not consider the effects of sales loads or
     contingent deferred sales charges. Total investment return is calculated
     assuming a purchase of shares on the first day and a sale of shares on the
     last day of each period reported and includes reinvestment of dividends and
     distributions, if any. Total investment returns are not annualized.
(4)  The total investment return and ratios for class Y shares are not
     necessarily comparable to those of class A and C shares, due to timing
     differences in the commencement of the initial public offering of class Y
     shares.
(5)  Annualized.
(6)  Not annualized.
(7)  Average commission rate per share disclosure is required for fiscal years
     beginning on or after September 1, 1995. The Portfolio incurred no such
     charges.
 
The accompanying notes are an integral part of the financial statements.
 
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                             THE BEAR STEARNS FUNDS
 
                           Large Cap Value Portfolio
                           Small Cap Value Portfolio
                          Total Return Bond Portfolio
                  NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS -- (UNAUDITED)
 
ORGANIZATION AND SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES
 
The Bear Stearns Funds (the "Fund") was organized as a Massachusetts business
trust on September 29, 1994 and is registered with the Securities and Exchange
Commission (the "Commission") under the Investment Company Act of 1940, as
amended (the "Investment Company Act"), as an open-end management investment
company. The Fund currently has five separate portfolios in operation: three
diversified portfolios, Large Cap Value Portfolio ("Large Cap"), Small Cap Value
Portfolio ("Small Cap") and Total Return Bond Portfolio ("Bond Portfolio")
(collectively, the "Portfolios") and two non-diversified portfolios, The
Insiders Select Fund and S&P STARS Portfolio. Each portfolio is treated as a
separate entity for certain matters under the Investment Company Act, and for
other purposes, and a shareholder of one portfolio is not deemed to be a
shareholder of any other portfolio. As of the date hereof, each Portfolio offers
three classes of shares, which have been designated as class A, C and Y shares.
 
ORGANIZATIONAL MATTERS--Prior to commencing operations on April 3, 1995, the
Portfolios did not have any transactions other than those relating to
organizational matters and the sale of 1,042, 1,042 and 1,041 class A shares and
1,042, 1,042 and 1,041 class C shares of beneficial interest of Large Cap, Small
Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively, to Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc., ("Bear
Stearns" or the "Distributor"). Costs of $99,875, $107,203 and $76,571 which
were incurred by Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively, in
connection with the organization, registration with the Commission and initial
public offering of its shares, have been deferred and are being amortized using
the straight-line method over the period of benefit not exceeding sixty months,
beginning with the commencement of investment operations of each Portfolio. The
Portfolios commenced investment operations on April 4, 1995, April 3, 1995 and
April 5, 1995 for Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively. In the
event that the Distributor or any transferee of the Distributor redeems any of
its original shares in any of the Portfolios prior to the end of the sixty month
period, the proceeds of the redemption payable in respect of such shares shall
be reduced by the pro rata share (based on the proportionate share of the
original shares redeemed to the total number of original shares outstanding at
the time of the redemption) of the unamortized deferred organization expenses as
of the date of such redemption. In the event that any of the Portfolios are
liquidated prior to the end of the sixty month period, the Distributor or the
transferee of the Distributor shall bear the unamortized deferred organization
expenses.
 
PORTFOLIO VALUATION--Each Portfolio calculates the net asset value of and
completes orders to purchase or repurchase its shares of beneficial interest on
each business day, with the exception of those days on which the New York Stock
Exchange is closed.
 
The Equity Portfolios' (consisting of Large Cap and Small Cap) securities,
including covered call options written by the Equity Portfolios, are valued at
the last sale price on the securities exchange or national securities market on
which such securities primarily are traded. Securities not listed on an exchange
or national securities market, or securities in which there were no
transactions, are valued at the average of the most recent bid and asked prices,
except in the case of open short positions where the asked price is used for
valuation purposes. Bid price is used when no asked price is available. For the
Bond Portfolio, substantially all of the investments (including short-term
investments) are valued at each business day by one or more independent pricing
services (the "Service") approved by the Fund's Board of Trustees. Securities
valued by the Service for which quoted bid prices in the judgment of the Service
are readily available and are representative of the bid side of the market, are
valued at the mean between the quoted bid prices (as obtained by the Service
from dealers in such securities) and asked prices (as calculated by the Service
based upon its evaluation of the market for such securities). Securities which
mature in 60 days or less are valued at amortized cost, which approximates
market value, unless this method does not represent fair value. Expenses and
fees, including the investment advisory, administration and distribution fees,
are accrued daily and taken into account for the purpose of determining the net
asset value of a Portfolio's shares. Because of the differences in operating
expenses incurred by each class, the per share net asset value of each class
will differ.
 
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INVESTMENT TRANSACTIONS AND INVESTMENT INCOME--Investment transactions are
recorded on the trade date (the date on which the order to buy or sell is
executed). Realized gains and losses from securities are calculated on the
identified cost basis. Dividend income is recorded on the ex-dividend date.
Interest income is recorded on an accrual basis. Discounts are treated as
adjustments to interest income and identified costs of investments over the
lives of respective investments.
 
The Equity Portfolios' net investment income (other than distribution fees) and
unrealized and realized gains or losses are allocated daily to each class of
shares based upon the relative proportion of net assets of each class at the
beginning of the day (after adjusting for current capital share activity of the
respective classes). The Bond Portfolio's net investment income (other than
distribution fees) and unrealized and realized gains or losses are allocated
daily to each class of shares based upon the relative proportion of the settled
shares value of each class at the beginning of the day.
 
U.S. FEDERAL TAX STATUS--Each Portfolio intends to distribute substantially all
of its taxable income and to comply with the other requirements of the Internal
Revenue Code of 1986, as amended, applicable to regulated investment companies.
Accordingly, no provision for U.S. federal income taxes is required. In
addition, by distributing during each calendar year substantially all of its
ordinary income and capital gains, if any, each Portfolio intends not to be
subject to a U.S. federal excise tax.
 
DIVIDENDS AND DISTRIBUTIONS--Each Equity Portfolio intends to distribute at
least annually to shareholders substantially all of its net investment income.
The Bond Portfolio declares dividends from net investment income on each day the
New York Stock Exchange is open for business. These dividends on the Bond
Portfolio are paid usually on or about the twentieth day of each month.
Distribution of net realized gains, if any, will be declared and paid at least
annually by all Portfolios. Dividends and distributions to shareholders are
recorded on the ex-dividend date. Income and capital gain distributions are
determined in accordance with income tax regulations which may differ from
generally accepted accounting principles.
 
TRANSACTIONS WITH AFFILIATES AND RELATED PARTIES
 
During the six months ended September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns Funds Management
Inc. ("BSFM" or the "Adviser"), a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns
Companies Inc., serves as the investment adviser pursuant to an Investment
Advisory Agreement with each Portfolio. The Adviser is entitled to receive from
the Portfolios a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.75% of each Equity
Portfolio's average daily net assets and 0.45% of the Bond Portfolio's average
daily net assets.
 
During the six months ended September 30, 1996, BSFM (or the "Administrator")
serves as administrator to each Portfolio pursuant to an Administration
Agreement. The Administrator is entitled to receive from each Portfolio a
monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.15% of each Portfolio's average daily
net assets. Under the terms of an Administrative Services Agreement with each
Portfolio, PFPC Inc. provides certain administrative services to each Portfolio.
For providing these services, PFPC Inc. is entitled to receive from each
Portfolio a monthly fee equal to an annual rate of 0.10% of the Portfolio's
average daily net assets up to $200 million, 0.075% of the next $200 million,
0.05% of the next $200 million and 0.03% of net assets above $600 million,
subject to a minimum annual fee of $132,000 for each Portfolio. During the six
months ended September 30, 1996, PFPC Inc. has voluntarily waived a portion of
its fee.
 
These fees are computed daily and paid monthly, and are subject to reduction in
any year to the extent that a Portfolio's expenses (exclusive of brokerage
commissions, distribution fees, taxes, interest and extraordinary items) exceed
the most stringent limits prescribed by the laws or regulations of any state in
which the Portfolio's shares are offered for sale, based on the average total
net assets of the Portfolio. The Portfolios will not pay BSFM at a later time
for any amounts it may waive, nor will the Portfolios reimburse BSFM for any
amounts it may assume.
 
During the six months ended September 30, 1996, the Adviser has voluntarily
undertaken to limit each Equity Portfolio's total operating expenses (exclusive
of brokerage commissions, taxes, interest and extraordinary items) to a maximum
annual level of 1.50% of the average daily net assets of its class A shares,
2.00% of the average daily net assets of its class C shares and 1.00% of the
average daily net assets of its class Y shares. During the period April 3, 1995
through August 31, 1995, the Adviser had voluntarily undertaken to limit the
total operating expenses (exclusive of brokerage commissions, taxes, interest
and extraordinary items) of the Bond Portfolio, to a maximum annual level of
1.00%, 1.40%, and 0.65% of such Portfolio's average daily net assets for class
A, C and Y shares, respectively. Effective September 1, 1995, the total
operating expenses (exclusive of brokerage commissions, taxes, interest and
extraordinary items) were further reduced by the Adviser with respect to the
Bond Portfolio only, to a maximum annual level of
 
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0.80%, 1.20% and 0.45% of the Bond Portfolio's average daily net assets for
class A, C and Y shares, respectively. As necessary, this limitation is effected
by waivers by the Adviser of its advisory fees and reimbursements of expenses
exceeding the advisory fee. For the six months ended September 30, 1996, the
Adviser waived advisory fees of $80,363, $127,493 and $51,715 for Large Cap,
Small Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively. In addition, the Adviser reimbursed
$83,708, $48,697 and $139,381 for Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio,
respectively, in order to maintain the voluntary expense limitation.
 
For the six months ended September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns, an affiliate of the
Adviser and the Administrator, earned approximately $585 and $5,266 in brokerage
commissions from portfolio transactions executed on behalf of Large Cap and
Small Cap, respectively.
 
Custodial Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Bear Stearns Companies
Inc. and an affiliate of the Adviser and the Administrator, serves as custodian
to the Portfolios.
 
DISTRIBUTION PLAN
 
The Fund, on behalf of each Portfolio, has entered into a Distribution Plan (the
"Plan") pursuant to Rule 12b-1 under the Investment Company Act. Under the Plan
in effect for the six months ended September 30, 1996, the Equity Portfolios
each paid Bear Stearns a fee at an annual rate of 0.50% for class A shares and
1.00% for class C shares and the Bond Portfolio paid Bear Stearns a fee at an
annual rate of 0.35% for class A shares and 0.75% for class C shares. Such fees
are based on the average daily net assets in each class of the respective
Portfolios and are accrued daily and paid monthly or at such other intervals as
the Board of Trustees may determine. The fees paid to Bear Stearns under the
Plan are payable without regard to actual expenses incurred. For the six months
ended September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns earned $30,296, $75,274 and $14,397 for
Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively, in distribution fees.
Bear Stearns uses these fees to pay its dealers whose clients hold Portfolio
shares and for other distribution-related activities.
 
In addition, as Distributor of the Portfolios, Bear Stearns collects the sales
charges imposed on sales of each Portfolio's class A shares, and reallows a
portion of such charges to dealers through which the sales are made. As a result
of an undertaking by the Distributor, it reallowed or will reallow all of the
sales charges to its dealers selling Portfolio shares for the period April 3,
1995 (commencement of operations) through September 26, 1995 and the period
February 15, 1996 through June 30, 1996. Furthermore, the Distributor has
increased the compensation paid to its dealers selling Portfolio shares on net
asset value transfers (purchases made by investors with the proceeds from a
redemption of shares of an investment company sold with a sales charge or
commission and not distributed by Bear Stearns) from 0.50% to 1.00% beginning
April 15, 1996 until further notice. In addition, Bear Stearns advanced 1.00% in
sales commissions on the sale of class C shares to dealers at the time of such
sales.
 
For the six months ended September 30, 1996, Bear Stearns has advised each
Portfolio that it received approximately $29,000, $143,000 and $12,000 in
front-end sales charges resulting from sales of class A shares of Large Cap,
Small Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively. From these fees, Bear Stearns paid
such sales charges to dealers which in turn paid commissions to sales persons.
In addition, Bear Stearns has advised Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio
that during the period, it received approximately $2,000, $4,000 and $100 from
the Portfolios, respectively, in contingent deferred sales charges upon certain
redemptions by class C shareholders.
 
INVESTMENTS IN SECURITIES
 
For U.S. federal income tax purposes, the costs of securities owned at September
30, 1996 were $23,588,054, $35,781,227 and $23,238,818 for Large Cap, Small Cap
and Bond Portfolio, respectively. Accordingly, the net unrealized
appreciation/(depreciation) of investments are as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                    NET
                                                               APPRECIATION/
PORTFOLIO                       APPRECIATION   DEPRECIATION    (DEPRECIATION)
- ------------------------------  ------------   ------------   ----------------
<S>                             <C>            <C>            <C>
Large Cap.....................   $2,042,523    $(1,027,402)      $1,015,121
Small Cap.....................    7,136,815     (1,829,430)       5,307,385
Bond Portfolio................       90,153       (146,592)         (56,439)
</TABLE>
 
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For the six months ended September 30, 1996, aggregate purchases and sales of
investment securities (excluding short-term investments) for each Portfolio were
as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
PORTFOLIO                        PURCHASES       SALES
- ------------------------------  ------------  ------------
<S>                             <C>           <C>
Large Cap.....................   $18,740,877   $ 6,720,995
Small Cap.....................    20,095,075     4,279,122
Bond Portfolio................    28,110,400    24,441,738
</TABLE>
 
SHARES OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST
 
Each Portfolio offers class A, C and Y shares. Class A shares are sold with a
front-end sales charge of up to 4.75% (3.75% in the case of the Bond Portfolio).
Class C shares are sold with a contingent deferred sales charge ("CDSC") of
1.00% during the first year. There is no sales charge or CDSC on class Y shares,
which are offered primarily to institutional investors.
 
At September 30, 1996, there was an unlimited amount of $0.001 par value shares
of beneficial interest authorized for each Portfolio, of which Bear Stearns
owned 63,675, 73,811 and 59,598 of class A shares and 63,564, 73,763 and 59,598
of class C shares of Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio, respectively.
 
Transactions in the classes of shares of beneficial interest were as follows:
 
<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                          LARGE CAP(1)                      SMALL CAP(2)                   BOND PORTFOLIO(3)
                --------------------------------- -------------------------------- ---------------------------------
                 CLASS A    CLASS C     CLASS Y    CLASS A    CLASS C    CLASS Y    CLASS A    CLASS C     CLASS Y
                ---------- ---------- ----------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- -----------
<S>             <C>        <C>        <C>         <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>        <C>
FOR THE SIX MONTHS ENDED SEPTEMBER 30, 1996
SALES:
Shares.........    139,065     46,377     963,050    315,737    353,228    464,653     26,988      6,812     599,927
Amount......... $2,123,738 $  692,576 $14,542,194 $5,372,798 $6,080,991 $7,814,632 $  326,349 $   82,586 $ 7,271,187
REINVESTMENTS:
Shares.........         --         --          --         --         --         --      6,631      2,240      36,613
Amount.........         --         --          --         --         --         -- $   80,389 $   27,147 $   443,751
REPURCHASES:
Shares.........      8,454     12,447     342,012     77,914     67,900     85,952     42,250      3,360     269,462
Amount......... $  125,466 $  188,097 $ 5,198,143 $1,313,561 $1,144,964 $1,496,061 $  510,442 $   40,765 $ 3,259,599
 
FOR THE PERIOD APRIL 3, 1995* THROUGH MARCH 31, 1996
SALES:
Shares.........    315,696    233,174     230,011    670,342    431,865    564,644    412,635    146,761   1,013,077
Amount......... $4,132,049 $3,029,455 $ 3,332,025 $9,119,686 $5,897,544 $8,187,086 $5,005,133 $1,778,698 $12,605,963
REINVESTMENTS:
Shares.........        332         68         211      3,827      4,544      8,725     11,440      3,450      15,678
Amount......... $    4,945 $    1,009 $     3,134 $   55,602 $   65,802 $  126,525 $  142,125 $   42,916 $   196,210
REPURCHASES:
Shares.........     78,059        865       4,509    267,203      9,820      6,293     60,606      6,447      33,443
Amount......... $1,135,562 $   12,818 $    66,600 $3,916,200 $  142,216 $   92,770 $  761,370 $   81,056 $   411,300
</TABLE>
 
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 *  Commencement of operations.
 
(1)  Commenced investment operations on April 4, 1995, class Y shares commenced
     its initial public offering on September 11, 1995.
 
(2)  Commenced investment operations on April 3, 1995, class Y shares commenced
     its initial public offering on June 22, 1995.
 
(3)  Commenced investment operations on April 5, 1995, class Y shares commenced
     its initial public offering on September 8, 1995.
 
CREDIT AGREEMENT
 
The Fund, on behalf of the Portfolios, has entered into a credit agreement with
The First National Bank of Boston. S&P STARS Fund, The Insiders Select Fund, S&P
STARS Portfolio and Bear Stearns Investment Trust, which consists of the
Emerging Markets Debt Portfolio, are also parties to the credit agreement. The
agreement provides that each party to the credit agreement is permitted to
borrow in an amount up to 15% of the value of its total assets. Subject to Board
approval and upon making necessary disclosure in its
 
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prospectus, each portfolio may, in accordance with the provisions of the credit
agreement, borrow up to 25% of the value of its total assets, less all
liabilities other than liabilities for borrowed money outstanding at the time.
However, at no time is the aggregate outstanding principal amount of all loans
to any of the portfolios to exceed $25,000,000. The line of credit will bear
interest at the greater of: (i) the annual rate of interest announced from time
to time from the bank at its head office as its Base Rate, or (ii) the Federal
Funds Effective Rate plus 0.50%, or at the borrower's option, the rate quoted by
The First National Bank of Boston.
 
Each loan is payable on demand or upon termination of this credit agreement or,
for money market loans, on the last day of the interest period and, in any
event, not later than 14 days from the date the loan was advanced.
 
The Portfolios use the facility to borrow money only for temporary or emergency
(not leveraging) purposes. Large Cap, Small Cap and Bond Portfolio had no
amounts outstanding under the line of credit agreement at September 30, 1996.
 
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